Friday, July 10, 2009
Sex I Know That A Loaded Gun Is Not a Sex Toy
Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Jul 10, 2009 at 8:19 AM
But I have no idea what a "dirty cowboy" is.
A woman accused in the shooting death of her common-law husband told police her gun accidentally fired while they were playing a game of “dirty cowboy” during sexual foreplay, a Harris County prosecutor said. Deborah Yvette Parker, 38, [is] accused of recklessly causing the death of her longtime companion, Broderick Craig Crachian, 58, at the couple’s apartment in the 2700 block of Lorraine on June 30....Parker made a statement that she accidentally shot Crachian during sexual foreplay, said prosecutor Marcy McCorvey. “She describes it as playing ‘dirty cowboy,’ ” McCorvey said... Both McCorvey and Newman declined to elaborate on the type of foreplay the couple was engaged in or what “dirty cowboy” meant. Newman declined to say if the couple had played the game before.
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From Urban Dictionary:
1. when a male is chewing tobacco and spits the tobacco juice between a females tits and then begins to tit fuck her. The male then cums on her face, after orgasm the male then spits his tobacco juices on her face.
2. put both hands in the form of a gun and put both index fingers in the butthole and vagina and alternate between the two repetitively.
3. Cowboy chases his Cowgirl around the house backwards with his hairy ass yelling Dirty Cowboy.
Noting that these were all written by people who have never had sex, I'd say 2 is the one that matches up with the story best.
1. when a male is chewing tobacco and spits the tobacco juice between a females tits and then begins to tit fuck her. The male then cums on her face, after orgasm the male then spits his tobacco juices on her face.
2. put both hands in the form of a gun and put both index fingers in the butthole and vagina and alternate between the two repetitively.
3. Cowboy chases his Cowgirl around the house backwards with his hairy ass yelling Dirty Cowboy.
Noting that these were all written by people who have never had sex, I'd say 2 is the one that matches up with the story best.
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@1: Seriously? I just figured it was like ... dirty nurse, dirty schoolteacher, dirty [occupation].
It does remind me of that Atari video game where you go around and rape "Indian" ladies tied to poles. Anyone else remember reading about that?
It does remind me of that Atari video game where you go around and rape "Indian" ladies tied to poles. Anyone else remember reading about that?
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@ 2, I remember that game. And I suspect that the victim and his slayer were probably doing something much more like what you suggest than anything in the post @ 1.
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@2, the game is Custer's Revenge. The actual cart is rare and expensive, but the ROM is widely available. The gameplay (apart from the content and the 4-bit graphics) is pretty bad, too.
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Sweet chocolate christ, my state kicks so much ass. The key is to survive the cops and the loaded handgun hanky panky, and the heat, the secessionist governor, and the mother fucking truck commercials.
/facepalm
/facepalm
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I don't know what a dirty cowboy is but it sounds kinda hot. I wouldn't mind fucking around with a dirty cowboy....
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my morning show radio program suggested the gun went inside the guy's "no-go place" as he screwed her.
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It is just like a dirty sanchez only instead of using a dick to make the sanchez, you use the revolver fresh out of the ass to make a big Wyatt Earp poop moustache.
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Since this comes from Texas, I'd actually be more surprised if it HADN'T been a real, loaded gun.
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I wonder if it's anything like the scene from The Sopranos where Tony's sister is getting fucked by Ritchey while he holds a gun to her head.
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First thing I thought of is this classic scene in "My Name is Nobody" (starring Henry Fonda and Terrence Hill):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glToOS08w…
Combine that with the ending scene where Terrence Hill uses his fingers instead of a gun.
I think that may be a dirty cowboy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glToOS08w…
Combine that with the ending scene where Terrence Hill uses his fingers instead of a gun.
I think that may be a dirty cowboy.
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As an Oklahoma resident, I'm going to have to say it's when a loaded gun is used in anal sex in place of a dildo. I know a guy, that knew a guy, that refused to do it to a girl. Not the most reliable info . . .
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it would sound like a loaded gun inside the man's butt, according to what happened.
damn it, people! if you like the feeling of a gun inside your ass so much as to prefer it to dildos, then at least have the wits to take off the bullets before using it as a sex toy! come on! it's just common sense!
damn it, people! if you like the feeling of a gun inside your ass so much as to prefer it to dildos, then at least have the wits to take off the bullets before using it as a sex toy! come on! it's just common sense!
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