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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

??!! "Meet the World's Strongest Vagina"

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 11:17 AM

027f/1247073806-universal_table_vice_with_drill_clamp.jpgSlog Commenter Scary Tyler Moore says this story "just SCREAMS Slog": Tatiata Kozhevnikova has earned the record for the world's strongest vagina. She lifted 31 pounds using just her vagina.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.

Duly noted. Thanks to Scary Tyler Moore for sharing.

(Image of Universal Table Vice with Drill Clamp from this online store.)

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Bauhaus I 1
In Ole South terminology that's known as a snapper.
Posted by Bauhaus I on July 8, 2009 at 11:22 AM
Greg 2
Did you get her number?
Posted by Greg on July 8, 2009 at 11:22 AM
3
I weigh way more than 31 pounds... she's got some reps to do to get up to snuff.
Posted by Critical on July 8, 2009 at 11:29 AM
4
no pictures?
Posted by m@tt on July 8, 2009 at 11:34 AM
5
Don't get your tongue in there.
Posted by Vince on July 8, 2009 at 11:40 AM
Confluence 6
I think I'm going to vomit.
Posted by Confluence on July 8, 2009 at 11:40 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 7
The next time I need someone who can lift 31 pounds with her vagina, I'll be sure to give her a call.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on July 8, 2009 at 11:41 AM
8
I hope my penis never runs into her vagina in a dark alley.
Posted by DJSauvage on July 8, 2009 at 11:44 AM
dotSpec 9
For the awe inspiring pictorial go here.

http://newsbizarre.com/2009/07/tatiata-k…
Posted by dotSpec http://www.spec907.net on July 8, 2009 at 12:03 PM
dotSpec 10
Awesome it truncated it.

http://tinyurl.com/supervag
Posted by dotSpec http://www.spec907.net on July 8, 2009 at 12:05 PM
Max Solomon 11
also you won't pee when you cough. which can additionally give a man pleasure - the not-peeing.
Posted by Max Solomon on July 8, 2009 at 12:17 PM
meowmeowkitty 12
(LOUD SCREAMING SOUND)
Posted by meowmeowkitty on July 8, 2009 at 12:22 PM
Mahtli69 13
Are we talking a ping-pong ball or a basketball?
Posted by Mahtli69 on July 8, 2009 at 12:51 PM
14
It's only a matter of time before this is an Olympic sport, and they will dispense with the chromosome test they used to do with the shot-putters.
Posted by Toe Tag on July 8, 2009 at 1:02 PM
Fnarf 15
I imagine her pinching off my dick, so tightly that the wound doesn't even bleed.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on July 8, 2009 at 1:47 PM
kim in portland 16
Couldn't a lady gain the same benefits by having regular GGG sex, and skip the Guiness Book-ish fame?
Posted by kim in portland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPpCxY05dqs on July 8, 2009 at 3:12 PM
17
I can lift 3 soaking wet wash cloths and a soap-on-the-rope with my penis.....so there!!!!
Posted by GunTotingLib on July 8, 2009 at 3:16 PM
Geni 18
Think I'll stick to Kegels, thanks.
Posted by Geni on July 8, 2009 at 4:26 PM

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