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Thursday, July 9, 2009

Mallahan Campaign Loves T-Mobile Credentials—Except on That Union Thing and the Gay Stuff

Posted by Dominic Holden on Thu, Jul 9, 2009 at 1:24 PM

Joe Mallahan, who is running for mayor, wants you to measure his qualifications based on his career as T-Mobile executive. "I believe I can do for the city of Seattle what I have done for T-Mobile," he says on his website. Here he is talking about his generosity to Hurricane Katrina victims as an executive for T-Mobile on YouTube. And here's his friend talking up Mallahan's work at T-Mobile on the campaign trail.

But Mallahan's campaign doesn't want you to associate the candidate with T-Mobile when it come to the company's poor track record on gay-friendly business practices. The Human Rights Campaign gave Bellevue-based T-Mobile the lowest ratings in Washington in its Corporate Equality Index in 2008 (.pdf; the company didn't get a review in the 2009 survey). Out of a 100 total score for LGBT-friendly practices, T-Mobile scored only 50 points on the report card, also making it the lowest ranked telecommunications company in the survey. In contrast, those monsters at AT&T, Sprint, and Motorola all got 100 points.

Charla Neuman, spokeswoman, says that Mallahan "would be shocked" by the news. She notes that Mallhan supports gay marriage, adores his lesbian neighbors, and marched in the gay pride parade. "He never had any hesitation to support the LGBT community. The fact that T-mobile is so low on the list will be news to him," says Neuman.

Mallahan also dismissed an anti-union memo apparently passed among T-Mobile executives. Jan Drago, who's up against Mallahan in the primary election next month, issued a statement this morning. Said Drago: "Joe Mallahan can’t have it both ways. He can’t brag about his management background as a T-Mobile executive when it’s convenient, and then disclaim T-mobile management practices when it conflicts with his campaign.”

Win Humpday Tickets

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Jul 9, 2009 at 9:00 AM

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Earlier this week I challenged Lynn Shelton to make a film for HUMP!—Seattle's biggest, best, and only amateur and locally produced porn festival and a plot point and partial inspiration for Humpday—and Shelton quickly agreed. But she had one condition: she would only make a film for HUMP! if I took ten friends to see Humpday at the Harvard Exit this weekend. "The more butts I can get into seats this opening weekend," wrote Lynn, "the more the likelihood that this film will open in some multiplex in Podunk, U.S.A. (which feeds into my evil plan to treat the crowd that thinks they're in for "The Hangover II" to the hangover cure: an anti-misogynistic, anti-homophobic bromantic comedy...)."

I can't go see Humpday this weekend—prior commitments—but I am holding up my end of the bargain: I just bought ten tickets to Friday's 7 PM screening of Humpday. And I'm giving 'em away to my friends here on Slog. So you wanna win two free tickets to see Humpday this Friday night? Write a short film treatment—one hundred words or lesss—for the five-minute porno you'd like to see Lynn Shelton make for HUMP! The authors of the five best treatments get two tickets each and I'll pass the treatments on to Lynn so... who knows? Maybe Lynn will decide to use your treatment for her HUMP! submission.

Email your HUMP! film treatment to humpdaytix@thestranger.com by 3 PM tomorrow. Winners will be announced—and their treatments posted to Slog—by the end of the day tomorrow. Good luck!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Orson Scott Card Is a Hateful Homophobe With Summer Reading Tips

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 5:28 PM

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Howard Dean on the Public Plan

Posted by Eli Sanders on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 5:08 PM

A great Esquire interview, brought to you by Slog tipper Julie in Eugene:

ESQ: Speaking of the Obama plan, you're even stronger than he has been lately in support of the public plan. You say that without it, it's not reform.

HD: It's not. It's a waste of time. Don't pretend you're going to do health-insurance reform unless you're really going to change the system. The discussions in the Senate have not been about changing the system.

The rest, definitely worth a read if you want some blunt talk on a complicated subject, is here.

There Ain't No Ladies Now, There's Only Pigs And Whores

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 4:30 PM

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This one goes out to my good friend David Klinghoffer...

The basic gist of David's latest post: "There ain't no ladies now, there's only pigs and whores—and they're stankin' up mah comments!"

Following on our discussion of gay marriage and the stake heterosexual women don't realize they have in opposing it, a friend writes to correct me for giving women too much credit for innate modesty.... I have to admit that many of the comments left on our earlier threads by women (or people identifying themselves as women) were almost as crude as the ones left by men. Many had to be unpublished. Yes, I find myself wondering about my original thesis.

Giving women too much credit—that's David comin' and goin'. But who's to blame for the mouths/fingers on the ladies in David's comments threads? Me! David says that the sodomites of Sodom were to blame for Lot offering up his daughters to a mob to rape—the Sodomites having set such a bad example!—just like contemporary sodomites like me are to blame for the phenomenon of modern "female crudity." We so nasty. See how that works?

But a quick point of biblical scholarship, David. What's with the revisionist treatment of the story of Sodom?

Something else I realize is that the story of Lot and Sodom is an even more illuminating parable than I thought when I wrote about it before. You have the city with its depraved, shameless culture that gives us the term sodomy. You have the father (Lot) who, despite being from Abraham's household, assimilates its values to the point where he's willing to give his daughters over to the howling mob. Finally you have Lot's daughters themselves who, escaping from the city with their father, show us the idea of modesty they learned too well from their residency in Sodom.

Um, David? God spares Lot because he is the one and only righteous person with a Sodom zip code. Lot isn't presented as semi-righteous, or nearly-righteous. He's righteous. Period, full stop, end of discussion. The angels warn Lot to flee Sodom with his family because he's Sodom's only good guy—and his willingness to "hand his daughters over to the howling mob" to be raped is held up in Genesis 19 as proof of Lot's super-duper righteousness, not as proof that Lot has "gone native" or that Lot has assimilated the values of Sodom. And "Rape my daughters, please!" wasn't Lot's last, desperate attempt to placate the howling mob and save the angels who came to dinner, but the very first thing that popped into Lot's righteous head. Genesis 19:

(5) and they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.

(6) And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,

(7) and said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.

(8) Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.

Offering your daughters to the mob to rape: I think that's wrong and so do you, David. And that's to your credit, I suppose, given your fondness for literal interpretations of the bible. But an honest reading of Genesis leads to just one conclusion: whoever wrote this book doesn't think Lot did anything wrong. Quite the opposite. Whoever wrote Genesis—God?—believes that offering your virgin daughters up to a howling mob to rape is the goddamn righteous thing to do. More proof that God approves of Lot's actions: What did the angels do after Lot offered his daughters to the mob to rape? Did they pull Lot aside for a quick chat about responsible parenting? Did they say, "Whoa, Lot, offering your daughters to a mob to rape—not cool. You've clearly been living in Sodom a little too long. Now stand back and let us smite these bastards"? No. The angels—the angels!—didn't take action until the mob threatened to break down Lot's door and rape their angelic asses. You get the distinct impression reading Genesis 19 that if the mob had said, "Sure, send out the girls!", the angels would've been just fine with that. God too.

The idea that the men of Sodom were a bad influence on Lot—just as modern-day sodomites are a bad influence on the ladies—and that this explains Lot's actions, actions that shock the modern reader, is something you pulled out of your bigoted ass, David, it's not something you'll find the biblical story of Sodom. And I can't imagine that the pigs and whores who stank up your comments threads wrote anything that can touch the obscenities that you'll find in Genesis 19, David.

My New Favorite Blog Today

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 4:30 PM

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Significant Objects takes an object and pairs it with an author. Annie Nocenti (who used to write comics under the clever pseudonym "Ann Nocenti") writes about the above J.F.K. salt lick here. The blog describes themselves thusly:

1. The project’s curators purchase objects — for no more than a few dollars — from thrift stores and garage sales.

2. A participating writer is paired with an object. He or she then writes a fictional story, in any style or voice, about the object. Voila! An unremarkable, castoff thingamajig has suddenly become a “significant” object!

3. Each significant object is listed for sale on eBay.

I don't know most of the authors but I am familiar with (and love) Lydia Millet's writing. She describes a Chili Cat here.

'Will Go Long, Slow'

Posted by Jen Graves on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 4:03 PM

Thoughtfulness, breadth, development: that's what gets lost when reviews are a hundred words long and produced in a day (or in a bloggy few minutes), or when a publication cuts its critic position entirely.

Artdish.com is determined to "go long, slow" for its art-hungry readers—and it is determined to pay its writers, too—and 4Culture has given it money to do it.

Great news.

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Louise Lawler, Writers Should Be Well Paid, 1993/95

Come to Slog Happy Tomorrow and Get a Bunch of Free Shit!

Posted by Megan Seling on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 3:40 PM

Not only will Paul be bringing his usual bag full of free books that may or may not suck, but I'm also going to bring some goods!

First, I have about a dozen certificates for a free cupcakes at Cupcake Royale (and right now, they're featuring a strawberry cake that looks amazing). Also: I'll have a pair of tickets to this weekend's No Depression festival to raffle off (that's a $90 value!). You'll need to be present to win (obviously), so come down at 6 pm and join us for drinks, deep-fried cheese curds, and (hopefully) sunshine.

Captain Blacks is located at 129 Belmont Ave E on Capitol Hill.

See you tomorrow!

Savage Love Letter of the Day

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 3:37 PM

Wow, Dan, thanks for answering my letter! I can't believe my stupid letter made the column, mostly because I knew all along I wouldn't go, and I'm not going. Your response did put some things into perspective, though. I could maybe afford half the airfare, but I definitely couldn't afford half the airfare and a hotel room. Plus, it might be the romantic adventure of a lifetime for some other girl, but not for me: I lost my virginity in Paris. The "friend" who vetted this guy was my first, and is equally pretty. It didn't end well but we stayed in touch, and I met this new guy when I was chatting with my original Paris friend via webcam. I guess what I wanted was not an adventure so much as a do over, with the possibility of a happier ending. But I wouldn't have even gotten that.

I didn't mention in my letter but this new guy is married. Both he and my friend are Algerian, and he married some French chick to get his papers. Also, in the first conversation I had with him after reconnecting, he offered to pay half my airfare, so you might be right about a screw being loose. Plus, I'm already seeing someone, not seriously yet but I like the guy I'm seeing enough not to go to France. So I knew even before I wrote to you that I wasn't going to go. I don't know why I wrote to you, Dan. I guess I was just bored.

Thanks again Dan! I'm sure your response will be helpful to others who are actually seriously going abroad to meet someone.

Anxious Straight Girl

If the hypothetical scenario you laid out in your first letter had included these additional details—the boy is MARRIED, you're seeing someone else, you had already made up your mind not to take the boy up on his offer—I wouldn't have advised you to go to Paris. So I'm glad you're not going. And perhaps my response will be of use to other girls thinking of going to Paris to hook up with married Algerian francophones. But next time you send a letter to an advice columnist... err on the side of too much information, ASG, not too little.

The Dream Is Dead

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 3:29 PM

Forget about the flying car, says The Economist (via Popular Science).

They point out that while Terrafugia is pretty close to hammering out a functional flying car, it would need to beef up its road crash protection before it would be street legal. But to do that, they would have to make the craft heavier. The trade-off involved here would be less fuel efficiency (reducing flight distance significantly), or reducing the two passenger craft to a one man machine.

That Terrafugia is pretty goddamned neat, though.

Private to Jan Drago: We Know What You Did Last Summer

Posted by Dominic Holden on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 3:28 PM

The campaign for Jan Drago, the City Council member running for mayor, sent out an email last night rebuking Mayor Greg Nickels for giving Seattle City Light Superintendent Jorge Carrasco a $40,000 bonus. That morning, the other leading mayoral candidate (after Nickels and Drago), James Donaldson, had made a similar statement. The attack coming from Donaldson seemed like a cheap-shot attempt at election grandstanding; Carrasco’s contract and job performance basically entitled him to the bonus. But the attack coming from Drago is simply mindfucking—Drago one of the nine city council members who unanimously approved that contract in 2004 and reinstated it on June 23 last year. If she didn’t want Carrasco to be eligible for a $40,000 bonus, why did she approve it when it was clear the country was in a recession—a recession everyone knew was growing deeper?

The answer, of course, is that paying Carrasco $200,000 a year plus a bonus makes sense (even though that's a shit ton of dough, of the likes I will never see). He runs a gigantic utilities department. He also gets paid $47,000 to $118,000 less than counterparts in other counties, and giving him a bonus is the way to retain him. Drago turning around and attacking the mayor for executing that contract in good faith is absurd.

“It’s rank opportunism in an attempt to capitalize on headlines at the expense of good government,” says Nickels campaign spokesman Sandeep Kaushik.

Drago’s explanation, oddly, comes from her city council office—not her campaign. One of Drago’s aides says that the mayor should have withheld any bonus because the economy is screwed and Carrasco’s bonus was discretionary (different that the mayor's office statement yesterday that the bonus was required). But the argument falls flat. According to the contract—again, the one that Drago approved—the mayor was empowered to issue a 10-percent bonus for hitting a four-year tenure and an eight-percent bonus for a job well done, such as streamlining the department and reducing its debt (Carrasco did both). According to the contract: “In the event that the Superintendent does not accomplish all specified performance goals, the Mayor, at his sole discretion, may approve a bonus of less than 10%, or no bonus at all, depending on the Superintendent’s performance toward achieving the specified long term performance goals.” (The clause on job performance read the same, except it used the 8% figure, and it adds, "Payment of an annual bonus is contingent upon the Superintendent achieving the performance goals negotiated with the mayor.") Carrasco by all accounts nailed his performance goals. So while the bonus is at the mayor’s discretion, giving nothing for a job well done is clearly not the contract’s intent. Denying him the bonus, as Drago proposes, would have been asinine—Carrasco could leave the job (and no qualified person would want to fill a position that low balls the salary and then provides no bonus for a job done well). Sure, paying a city official big bucks in a recession could seem weird at face value—but not as weird as Drago approving the contract and then flipping out at the mayor for executing it.

Picture Frames

Posted by Jen Graves on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 3:01 PM

There is a very good exhibition at Lawrimore Project this summer, an exhibition about what the hell a photograph actually is, as an object, leaving the pleasurable feeling that a photograph can be almost anything at all, and that there are mysterious operations at work in every one. Like Target Practice at Seattle Art Museum—my new review is out here—this show, curated by Bob Nickas and traveled by Presentation House of Vancouver, B.C., is on the surface an exploration of a medium, which could not sound more tedious, but which turns out to be a liberating reminder that the identity of every medium is defined by a horizon line rather than a hard limit.

If you thought, for instance, that you knew what a contemporary photographer might shoot, and/or what a baby picture might look like, this may change your mind. It's Baby, from 2007, by Torbjorn Rodland. It is not manipulated—just straight photography.

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Judging from Rodland's web site, he has something in common with Seattle artist Anne Mathern.

And Rodland's video at Lawrimore Project, 132 BPM, is sheer joy: everything moves to the beat. Stalks of bamboo groove. Feet step on stairs in time. Sight and sound are united, metronomic. It's a cosmic disco is both absurd and deeply reasssuring. I think you'll love it; there's a minute-long clip on YouTube here. (The whole thing is a 13-minute loop.)

What else is in the show?

Louise Lawler's color-saturated photographs of a work by Warhol, hung at the same height as the now-absent Warhols;
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One of Rachel Harrison's blobby sculptures that seems like nothing more than an elaborate photo-rest. Roe Ethridge's superimposed-by-bad-scanning photograph from a Harry & David catalog. B. Wurtz's sad little metal container set in front of a photograph of it against the sky that makes it look monumental.
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Wolfgang Tillmans's simple knockout, paper drop (New York) I.
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Jennifer Bolande's lightbox of images—one image per window, it at first appears—in the shape of a modernist tower. The strips of images are actually haunting, glowing hybrid shots from Lever House and a yawning appliance store.
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And a photograph by Trisha Donnelly, reigning queen of enigma. It's called Untitled II (Peralta). Trying to figure it out could, thankfully, take a lifetime. What else is art for?
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Re: Police Confirm McNair Death As Murder-Suicide

Posted by Charles Mudede on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 2:56 PM

This is my last post on this crime. But how on earth could I pass over this incredible detail in silence?

Then she sat next to him on the couch, Serpas said, in such a way that police believe she tried to stage her suicide to fall into his lap. She shot herself in the temple. Police think she fell into McNair's lap, then gravity pulled her to the floor.
First, appearance was mattered most to young and poor Kazemi. Even the fear of death could not overpower her desire to be last seen on McNair's lap. Beneath the blood and gore, there would be the peace of her repose on the dead man's legs. But it seems that death was set on mirroring the relationship she had with McNair in life. She wanted to be on his lap, but gravity (here playing the role of reality) pulled her down to where the rich man always saw her—at his feet. In death as in life, players only love you when they're playing.

Wotta Revoltin' Development

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 2:28 PM

Paul Constant says "This is too nerdy even for me to put on Slog," but DOOM FEARS NO BOOK MAN!!!

Oscar Mayer

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 2:16 PM

Dead. He was 95.

Electroluminescent Wires for Beginners

Posted by Jen Graves on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 1:44 PM

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Police Confirm McNair Death As Murder-Suicide

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 1:41 PM

Following days of speculation and conspiracy theories, Nashville police have confirmed that former NFL Hall of Fame quarterback Steve McNair was killed by his girlfriend Sahel Kazem in a murder-suicide.

From the Tennessean:

Metro Police Chief Ronal Serpas said at a press conference this afternoon that their interviews with Kazemi's friends and coworkers showed that in the last five to seven days of her life, she felt her relationship with McNair was unraveling.

She had recently learned that McNair was involved with another woman, and she might have been worried about making rent payments and payments on two cars, including a Cadillac Escalade registered in both her and McNair's name.

“We do believe there was evidence that she was spinning out of control,” Serpas said.

Serpas said Kazemi shot McNair in the right temple. That was followed quickly with two shots to the chest from about two to four feet away. Then she shot him in the left temple, which Serpas said was a "contact shot" within two inches from his head.

Then she sat next to him on the couch, Serpas said, in such a way that police believe she tried to stage her suicide to fall into his lap. She shot herself in the temple. Police think she fell into McNair's lap, then gravity pulled her to the floor.

Police also believe Kazemi purchased the gun in the parking lot of Dave & Buster's, where she worked.

Serpas said there was no evidence that anyone else was involved, or that the crime scene had been tampered with by the men who found their bodies and called police that morning.

It's Not Weal Life, It's Twinity

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 1:25 PM

MediaBistro reports that a company called Twinity has received €4.5 million in venture funds on the launch of their new project. Here's how Twinity explains itself:

In the 3D online world Twinity, a free virtual world, you can create your own avatar to party with friends and other avatars, go shopping and communicate via 3D chat. Get creative and design your virtual apartment in an authentic real virtual city. Explore Berlin in 3D with other avatars as the first of many virtual cities in Twinity and communicate via 3D chat. Join now and discover the possibilities Twinity offers you as your new virtual home. Twinity is not a traditional online game (MMO or MMOG) but a mirror world, which means a 3D online world or a virtual world that mirrors the real world.

Twinity is also reportedly planning virtual Singapore and virtual London. Here's a video of Berlin:

The idea here—Second Life meets Google Maps—is something that I'm surprised isn't a bigger deal already. I'm sure Twinity will partner with Berlin businesses to open virtual storefronts that mirror the real ones, creating a closed-circuit mini-internet (the Twinity Minternet?). But I'm not sure how they plan to beat the creepy Second Life stigma, because that video clip, to me, looks like Second Life without the furries, the flying, or the ability to change your environment. I'm not sure that's what people want in their life as an avatar.

Seattle Police Officers Guild Releases Endorsements

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 1:22 PM

The Seattle Police Officers Guild (SPOG) has released its first round of endorsements. From their press release:

Seattle City Attorney: Tom Carr

Tom Carr’s proven leadership and experience is critical to keeping Seattle safe. His initiatives with the North Precinct Auto Theft Project resulted in a 60% drop in citywide auto theft. Tom has also been a leader in protecting domestic violence victims and prosecuting drunk drivers. Seattle Police Guild President, Sgt. Rich O’Neill said, “The police officers need an experienced prosecutor like Tom Carr working with them to keep Seattle safe. Tom’s opponent has no experience prosecuting criminals. This position is too important to be accomplished with on the job training.”


Seattle City Council Position # 6: Jessie Israel

Jessie’s enthusiasm and proven track record of working with diverse groups to get things done is desperately needed on the Seattle City Council. Jessie is committed to working with law enforcement groups to strengthen public safety in all of Seattle’s neighborhoods. Seattle Police Guild President, Sgt. Rich O’Neill said, “Jessie impressed us as someone who will get things done. Her enthusiasm for public service is inspiring and she will be the breath of fresh air that the council needs.”

Neither of these endorsements are particularly surprising. The guild repeatedly butted heads and filed labor complaints against Carr's opponent, Pete Holmes, while he was the head of the Office of Professional Accountability Review Board. In 2007, the guild complained that the Holmes-led OPARB overstepped their authority by reviewing an investigation into alleged misconduct in a downtown drug arrest. Holmes and OPARB were also unable to release a full final report on police accountability because they feared being sued by SPOG.

SPOG's endorsement of Israel also isn't much of a shock as she is running against current council member Nick Licata, who has also frequently battled the guild over police accountability issues.

Seattle City Council Position #4: Sally Bagshaw

Sally Bagshaw has dedicated her life to public service. Sally’s work in the King County Prosecutor’s Office demonstrated her ability to not only be a leader, but also to work as a member of a team. This experience will be very valuable on the city council. Seattle Police Guild President, Sgt. Rich O’Neill said, “Sally has such a wide range of knowledge on so many issues. She understands that public safety is the foundation of a livable community and we look forward to working with her.”


The guild also endorsed Judge Anne Ellington for the Court of Appeals.

"In none of these was it a tie or really even close," Seattle Police Officers Guild president Rich O'Neill says.

The guild should be issuing its next round of endorsements—including the mayor's race—in August. "These were the decisions they were comfortable making right now," O'Neill says.

The Chicago Manual Gets Testy

Posted by Gillian Anderson on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 1:20 PM

The Stranger uses The Chicago Manual of Style as a guide for our editing issues, and I enjoy reading its online Q&A section. Although it seems someone has had enough with the questions:


Q. Is there a period after an abbreviation of a country if it is terminating a sentence? “I went to U.K..”

A. Seriously, have you ever seen two periods in a row like that in print? If we told you to put two periods, would you do it? Would you set your hair on fire if CMOS said you should?

Black Kids Kicked Out of Pool

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 1:10 PM

This is outrageous:

More than 60 campers from Northeast Philadelphia were turned away from a private swim club and left to wonder if their race was the reason.... The Creative Steps Day Camp paid more than $1900 to The Valley Swim Club. The Valley Swim Club is a private club that advertises open membership. But the campers' first visit to the pool suggested otherwise.

"When the minority children got in the pool all of the Caucasian children immediately exited the pool," Horace Gibson, parent of a day camp child, wrote in an email. "The pool attendants came and told the black children that they did not allow minorities in the club and needed the children to leave immediately."

The next day the club told the camp director that the camp's membership was being suspended and their money would be refunded.... Campers remain unsure why they're no longer welcome.

The kids are "left to wonder" if they were asked to leave because of their race? Campers "unsure why" they're not welcome? Really? Because it seemed pretty fucking obvious that race was the reason why these kids were asked to leave. What part of "they did not allow minorities in the club" did this reporter not understand? And then there's the insanely racist statement released by John Duesler, President of The Valley Swim Club, about the incident:

"There was concern that a lot of kids would change the complexion … and the atmosphere of the club."

Why on earth does the reporter—Karen Araiza go out of her way to suggest that there might be some doubt about what happened? Why do mainstream news operations have such a hang-up about simple statements of fact? Here's the lead this story needed: "Swim club run by racist assholes asks black kids to leave." And here's the club's contact info if you need to get something of your chest:

The Valley Swim Club
P.O. Box 134, Huntingdon Valley, PA 19006
215-947-0700
info@thevalleyclub.com

A Million Little Lawsuits

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 12:35 PM

Pat Robertson doesn't understand why gay issues "dominate the news," since gay and lesbians represent "a tiny, tiny fraction of our population." Here's the reason why gay issues dominate the news, Pat: because gay people are unhappy about being discriminated against, thrown out of the military, denied the right to marry, etc. Stop fucking with us—stop discriminating against us—and you'll hear a lot less about us and a lot less from us. Give us what we want—full civil equality—and the struggle for gay rights ends and gay issues no longer dominates the news. It's that simple. You can go right on hating us, Pat, and we can get on with our lives. But until that day comes...

Massachusetts' attorney general filed a lawsuit on Wednesday against the U.S. government that seeks federal marriage benefits for about 16,000 gay and lesbian couples who have legally wed in Massachusetts. The state is challenging the constitutionality of the federal 1996 Defense of Marriage Act, saying the law denies "essential rights and protections" to same-sex couples who have married since Massachusetts became the first state in the nation to legalize gay weddings in 2004.

The federal law interferes with the state's "sovereign authority to define and regulate marriage," according to the suit filed in federal court in Boston. It calls the law "overreaching and discriminatory."

The suit is the latest skirmish over gay marriage in the U.S. federal court system after handful of political filmmakers led by a Democratic consultant crafted a gay rights challenge in May that they hope will reach the U.S. Supreme Court.... Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley, who filed the suit, cited several benefits denied gay couples, including federal income tax credits, employment and retirement benefits, health insurance coverage, and Social Security payments.

"We view all married persons equally," Coakley told a news conference.

Read this slowly, Pat: DOMA discriminates against same-sex couples, same-sex couples or our allies sue, reporters write up the lawsuit, gay issues continue to dominate the news. No DOMA, no discrimination, no lawsuit, no news stories, no domination.

That Big Bungalow in the Sky

Posted by Dominic Holden on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 12:30 PM

Remember Edith Macefield's house?

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Macefield bequeathed her property to the construction manager who built the thing around her house, Barry Martin. He sold it to a company called Reach Returns, which plans to keep it "identical"—only not. From a company statement:

Reach Returns plans to remodel the home, keeping the outward appearance identical. Once remodeled, plans are to elevate the home to the height of the surrounding commercial building, and underneath the home create a two level open space that will be available to the public during business hours.

Macefield will be that much closer to home, if you believe in all that heaven stuff (because, if you do, you certainly believe that an old lady who refuses to sell her house to developers, thereby forcing crews to build on all three sides while she waits to meet her maker and then gives her house to the construction chief totally goes to heaven).

Photo via Great Beyond on Flickr.

Win Tickets to This Weekend's No Depression Festival

Posted by Megan Seling on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 12:28 PM

The No Depression Festival has performances by Gillian Welch, Jesse Sykes, Iron & Wine, and many more! Tickets are $45 a pop, but we have a few pairs for lucky Slog/Line Out readers. You're welcome. And good luck!

Your Late-Night Muppet

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 12:24 PM

7992/1247067144-200px-muppettreasure.pngBesides starting awake in a state of panic at seven AM, I think the best part of doing The Morning News is finding a Daily Muppet clip.

And this week of Daily Muppets will conclude with a bang: I'll be hosting the midnight-thirty showing of Muppet Treasure Island at the Egyptian Theater this Friday. (As I understand it, "hosting" just means I'll be giving free stuff away and then watching the Muppet movie with everyone else.)

Muppet Treasure Island is notable for several important reasons. For instance, I'm pretty sure it's the Muppet movie that gives Sam the Eagle the most screen-time (oh, how I love Sam the Eagle). The costars, especially Tim Curry and Billy Connoly, are particularly skilled at human-Muppet interactions. It's also the movie that caused Spam to sue the Muppets. From Wikipedia:

Hormel Foods Corporation, makers of Spam, sued the film production company for using the name "Spa'am" for one of the film's wart hog characters. Their suit was defeated on September 22, 1995. The judge dismissed it after a trial for failure to prove damages, noting, "one might think Hormel would welcome the association with a genuine source of pork."

I hope you'll cap off your week with me this Friday at the Egyptian.

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