Have you been there yet? I have three words for you: Deep-Fried Cheese Curds.

They're amazing.

Captain Blacks also has chicken and waffles, po' boy sandwiches (with vegetarian options), two patios (front and back... so I really hope it doesn't rain), and as a special bonus, Scary Tyler Moore promises to buy a drink for the unemployed folks! (No quitting your job just for a day to cash in on that.)

Here's what Bethany said about the place in a recent Bar Exam:

An $11 oyster po' boy is quite good, with the right amount of cornmeal in the oysters' breading; macaroni and cheese ($6) has such a thick blanket of the latter on top that the former ends up swimming in oil. While salad is available, no one's eating it, and most of the food here glistens: beer-battered onion rings ($5), deep-fried Beecher's cheese curds ($6). (An off-menu special: a waffle with a scoop of Molly Moon's vanilla ice cream, aka the Molly Rogers.) Eat a lot and risk a food coma; eat often and answer to your arteries.

Click here to see a .pdf of the menu. Slog Happy will start at 6 pm, Paul will bring the books, I'll bring the nametags, and we'll all have some fun.

Captain Blacks is at 129 Belmont Ave E on Capitol Hill.

(Confidential to Joh: If you bring some of those menthol Sour Patch Kids, I'll be your best friend!)