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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

All Your Everything Are Belong to Google

Posted by Anthony Hecht on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 10:53 PM

Hot on the heels of announcing everything else you could possibly think of, today Google announced that they're building an operating system.

Google Chrome OS will be targeted at "netbooks" (read: small laptops) initially, and it will be open source. It's going to be an exceedingly lightweight OS, designed to get you online and little else. Google claims to be "completely redesigning the underlying security architecture" so you'll never have to deal with viruses, malware, or security updates. If they pull that off, they win.

Not surprisingly, this is smart. Netbooks are all the rage these days, but they're usually running some version of—shudder—Windows. Windows on underpowered hardware is not nice. Netbooks are for email and web surfing, and there's no need for a giant, bloated OS to do those things. The two platforms where there is still opportunity to be the leader are mobile (phones) and somewhat-mobile (netbooks). Apple has a huge lead in the first category, but no one has broken ahead yet in the second. Google just took the lead.

Man Claiming to Be White Supremacist Charged For Threats at Health Center

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 5:57 PM

King County prosecutors have filed hate crime charges against a 24-year-old Auburn man after he allegedly pulled a large knife on a Muslim woman in a health center in the International District.

According to a Seattle Police Department probable cause document, Eric Lee Garner approached a woman inside of the Seattle Indian Health Board office on 12th Avenue S and S Weller Street and and began yelling at her. "You Muslim people scare people when you wear things like that," Garner allegedly told the woman, who was wearing a head scarf and carrying her six-month-old child. Garner continued to rant at the woman, documents say, repeatedly calling her a "Muslim bitch" and telling her "When I see a black woman, it makes me want to throw up." Garner then pulled out an 8-10 inch knife, held it in front of the woman, told her "when I see a Muslim woman, I want to put the knife in her vagina" and threatened to cut the woman and her baby.

Records say Garner slammed the knife down on the counter and attempted to unsheath it, but an employee grabbed the knife off the counter. Garner then leapt over the counter, grabbed his knife and fled the building.

The police were called and officers were able to identify Garner from information he'd provided to staff at the health board office earlier in the day

The next day, officers spotted Garner on Capitol Hill and arrested him. Police found a knife in Garner's waistband and, records say, Garner told officers "he was a white supremacist and was just doing his part" and that he had purchased an AK-47 assault rifle after 9/11. Garner was booked into the King County Jail and, earlier today, was charged with Malicious Harassment, the state's hate crime statute.

Court documents say Garner has prior convictions for harassment, drugs, theft, indecent exposure, assault, possession of a dangerous weapon, graffiti, malicious mischief and possession of stolen property.

Sentence of the Day

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 5:03 PM

Paul Constant on The New Yorker liveblogging Michael Jackson's memorial: "I think the world just somehow fucked itself into crazytown."

Department of Smaller Government

Posted by Dominic Holden on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 4:59 PM

Sarah "fight for a smaller government" Palin talked to ABC News. She said the path to a presidential campaign, like an icy salmon run, is unpredictable. Even more unpredictable are the sorts of "departments" she would command:

Palin said there was a difference between the White House and what she had experienced in Alaska. If she were in the White House, she said, the "department of law" would protect her from baseless ethical allegations.

"I think on a national level, your department of law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out," she said.

There is no "Department of Law" at the White House.

Perhaps she wants to create a new department reserved for the legal defense of public figures... or she's just a dolt.

Via Horse's Ass and Atrios.

Police Investigate Mysterious Coded Message Left At Hospital

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 4:42 PM

Seattle police were called to Harborview hospital on July 3rd to investigate a bizarre coded message left in the patient intake area earlier that day.

According to a police report, a "nicely dressed" middle-aged man entered the hospital around 10:00 AM and approached a receptionist, and dropped a note on her desk.

About an hour later, the receptionist looked at the note, which was written in code, and immediately contacted hospital security. Harborview security officers were able to decipher the note and turned it over to police, who forwarded it to the bomb squad and intelligence unit for investigation.

A police department spokesman could not provide information about the nature of the note or what it said.

More On the Critic/Reviewer Fights

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 4:31 PM

Over at Time, Lev Grossman throws in on the whole Alain de Botton versus Caleb Crain and Alice Hoffman versus everyone who does not love her unconditionally controversies. Unsurprisingly for Grossman and for Time magazine, the piece is maddeningly equanimous, but it's still worth a read:

I write fewer pans than I used to. Readers actually egg you on to do it — you always get a bunch of fan mail after you seriously whale on someone — but unless the writer is sufficiently established that he or she can take the hit, with hit points to spare, it just feels mean. (I have a certain amount of luxury in this regard, since I'm a staff reviewer and can pick and choose a bit. Freelance reviewers who get assigned things don't have it that easy.) Reviews have a much longer and more public life-span now than they used to, because of Google.

But more interestingly, Grossman links to a blogger who made reference to Alain de Botton's wealthy background and suggested that he didn't want to read his new book. de Botton exchanged e-mails with the blogger soon after, demanding that he take down the post:

Your latest blog makes my blood boil....I don't know what you think you're doing writing such blogs other than adding to the not already inconsiderable sum of human misery. If you've got any honesty or sincerity, you'll take the post down immediately and if you've got a trace of courage, you'll reply to this email and confront me as one person.

Also, de Botton invokes the names of Tolstoy (in reference to himself) and Goebbels (in reference to his critic). How much do you want to bet that his next book is going to be about how much people suck on the internet? Wait, that's already been done. Better luck next time on catching the outrage train, de Botton; it's left the station without you.

The Design of a Crime

Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 3:34 PM

Those who are looking for a reason to explain why she, Sahel Kazemi...
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...killed McNair (and then herself)? All you need to do is read this description of the place/space McNair used for fucking her:

The Nashville love nest where NFL star Steve McNair was murdered was a Spartan rented condo where the only personal touches were liquor bottles and men's sneakers...

...The paper described the condo - which sits six miles from the palatial home McNair, 36, shared with his wife and four kids - as devoid of homey touches.

About a dozen liquor bottles sat on a kitchen counter. On the counter, a piece of paper folded like an envelope held a $20 bill and bore the words "Never broke."

A pile of men's white sneakers sat on the kitchen floor, the paper said.

There's no love in this place. Its emptiness reveals another emptiness. This other emptiness is the site of exploitation. The more this story develops, the more we see what she (young, working class, Iranian) was to the rich and famous American: nothing more than a space to empty himself. This is not a love nest; it's a cum bucket. From its beginning to its end, the whole business looks ugly.

For a clearer picture of this of this ugly situation, compare the McNair/Kazemi place to the Jerry/Emma place in Harold Pinter's Betrayal.

Today in New Zealand Advertisements

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 3:28 PM

You have probably heard of the naked airline safety video from Air New Zealand. If you haven't, here it is:

But on the other end of the New Zealand advertising spectrum, New Zealand also is home to a couple of roadway safety signs that feature faces of children. The children's faces bleed when it rains to remind drivers to be careful:

Between these two ads and Flight of the Conchords, New Zealand is looking weirder and weirder all the time.

Slog Commenter Book Report 18: Gayballs Explores The World Beneath

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 2:25 PM

If you're new around these parts, here is the deal: I bring reader's copies of books to Slog Happy and give them away to Slog Commenters, who then write book reviews for all of us to enjoy.

Slog Commenter Gayballs picked up a book that he liked, and he wants to share it with you. Any errors or unclear passages you may find in this review are not Gayballs's fault; they are the fault of the editor. I am the editor.

f5a6/1246987971-n297216.jpgThere's really only one thing about Aaron Gwyn's The World Beneath that bothers me, and I'll take a moment to get it out of the way— it seems like a modern fiction cliche to have the story's hero be traumatized by something that happened to them when they were younger. The death of a child by being run over, the death of a wife by fire, the death a little brother by drowning, the discovery of an artifact-collecting grandfather in the middle of an old-people orgy/sex ritual, etc. Each hero is haunted by what they've seen or whatever else life has dealt them, and it has a tendency to inform their decisions for the rest of the book. It also has a tendency for flashback-making. The World Beneath is rife with references to the traumatic past.

The World Beneath is about a few different things, all of which revolve around regret, holes in the ground, and Native American myths. There are three characters whose stories are told; each of them is broken in a different way because of their traumas. JT, a half-Mexican half-Chickasaw loner, is obsessed with going underground to be with his dead father. Sheriff Martin blames himself for his little brother's death and spends his entire life trying to make good on that, and Hickson Creed fought in the first Gulf War and is suffering from PTSD. The story flashes back and forth between two different time lines and JT's own narration of some of the important events in his own life, and all three character's lives intersect.

The World Beneath is a relatively short, spare story that sadly, loses some of steam as it moves forward but still is a story very much worth your time. This is Aaron Gwyn's first novel, and I'm looking forward to the second.

Many thanks to Gayballs. If you'd like to send in a book report, you can e-mail me here.

Drunk of Week: Newest Craziest Celebrity Mugshot?

Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 1:56 PM

ce1d/1246999786-janet.jpgShe got herself a dewey in Southern California over the holiday weekend, 4:30 in the afternoon... Man, she sure looks, uh, different...


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Today in DVD Releases

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 1:22 PM

After a couple slow weeks, there are quite a few movies coming out on DVD today. Unfortunately, many of them are not good.

Jonah Spangenthal-Lee scoffed at this week's most prominent Jewish-themed horror movie release:

Two minutes into The Unborn, the audience was laughing. The film’s spooooky opening—featuring an undead kid, a dog in a mask, a spooooky wool glove, and a fetus in a bottle—elicited hysterical laughter. Not usually a good sign for a horror film. And things didn’t get better.

I did not enjoy Push:

Push recalls an earlier tenant of the misfit-movie graveyard, Jumper, in that it’s about pretty young people with superpowers. Instead of Hayden Christensen, we get Chris Evans as the vacant main character. Rather than Samuel L. Jackson squandering his talents as the bad guy, Djimon Hounsou fills the thankless role. And instead of teleportation, the powers include telepathy, telekinesis, and precognition. These powers have been done a million times before in movies, and there’s no inventiveness here, although a telekinetic battle in a restaurant in the middle of the film does at least show a little exuberance.

Other big (but not necessarily good) releases include Knowing, the Nicholas Cage code-cracking apocalyptic thriller; Five Fingers, a psychological thriller involving Colm Meaney, Ryan Phillippe, Lawrence Fishburne, piano-playing and terrorism; and Night Train, a thriller involving a bunch of diamonds, Leelee Sobieski, Steve Zahn, and Danny Glover as a train conductor.

But there are a bunch of interesting documentaries out today: Dr. Bronner's Magic Soapbox is about the man who invented the all-in-one soap with the ridiculously weird packaging, Clones is about a scientist who claims to have cloned a human, Resolved is about race and a debate team, and Very Young Girls is about (very) underage prostitutes in New York City.

You can also find a new Mystery Science Theater 3000 video (The Robot Vs. the Aztec Mummy); Shirley MacLaine as Coco Chanel; the hip-hopera A Day in the Life; Murder, She Wrote: Season 10; Reno 911: Season 6; Petticoat Junction: Season 2; and the intriguingly named Canadian film Run Robot Run!

There's a full list of releases over here.

Running Scared

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 1:18 PM

From the WSJ, an hour ago:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad pledged Tuesday to make changes to his team and "respect" young people when his new government takes office after his disputed re-election.

"The structure of government should change. The changes in the government will be considerable," Ahmadinejad said in a televised address to the Iranian people.

He said his new government will put "housing, employment and economic reform" on its agenda.

"I am against police confrontation with people...We must respect people's tastes, especially the youth," said Ahmadinejad.

Let's hope the resounding is a thanks but no thanks.

Today in Awesome

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 1:06 PM

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See those sad little shrubs in this photo? That's where Rancho Bravo on Capitol Hill is building a big outdoor patio RIGHT NOW. Freddy, the owner, also says he's working on getting a license to serve beer.

Like Two Little Fishes and Five Loaves of Bread

Posted by Dominic Holden on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 12:50 PM

Could the clown car of hypocrisy driven by Washington's anti-gay leaders contain any more clowns?

Since the outset of the religious right's campaign against Washington's domestic partnership bill, The Stranger went out on a Sequoia trunk—limbs seemed too risky—to speculate that the bigots were really in it for the money. Subsequent reporting turned up unpaid taxes, alleged wife beating, and lies. More recently, we found that Faith and Freedom's president, Gary Randall, used money from the campaign's fundraising momentum to pay himself to improve his website—which he is now using for... more fundraising! And like a clown car of immoral acts from the self-appointed arbiters of society's mores, another one emerges.

Recent reports to the State's Public Disclosure Commission show that Larry Stickney—the man who filed Referendum 71 to repeal the domestic-partnership bill—has given himself a robust salary. Lurleen at Pam's House Blend did the math: Stickney paid himself $6,500 just for the month of June. Of course, he's just in it to protect families.

Burning Question

Posted by Megan Seling on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 12:49 PM

"Can anyone recommend some good science fiction? Emphasis on science."

Lunchtime Quickie

Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 12:30 PM

All this talk about making HUMP! films has got me thinkin'... anybody that wants to make a short film, but doesn't have a concept, well, they should just rip off a popular TV show. Parody porn is an unstoppable, wildly successful trend right now. There's Three's Company, Cosbys, Scrubs, Seinfeld, and NOW...

I think it's time someone tackled Full House. The Olsen Twins are old enough now, right? More HUMP! information HERE.

Newspapers Will Have to Be Reimagined

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 12:26 PM

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The "global advertising recession" still hasn't hit bottom, according to The Guardian.

The global ad market will drop by 8.5% this year, according to media group ZenithOptimedia, a much more bearish statistic than Group M's recent forecast of a 5.5% fall. In April ZenithOptimedia had predicted global ad spend to fall by 6.9% this year, after the first quarter turned out to be dire.

Experts don't predict that the ad market will spring back until 2011. By then, it's a safe bet that newspapers will have to look very different: The NYTpicker points out that this Sunday's New York Times Book Review was 20 pages long and only featured a page and a half of paid advertisements.

Maybe that's why there's a lot of buzz about Newspaper Club, a website that promises to reimagine the newspaper for everyone:

We're building a service to help people make their own newspapers.

What do we mean by people? Individuals, communities, clubs, societies, companies, friends, gangs. You know; people.

What do we mean by newspapers? Anything you can make by putting ink on newsprint. We think lots of people will want to make things that are quite like the sort of newspapers we already know. But we also hope to encourage people to reinvent what newspapers could be.

Hell, it couldn't hurt.

Andrew Sullivan's Interns Have Been Working Hard

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 12:24 PM

All of Sarah Palin's lies—recently re-fact-checked—in one place.

Because There's Nothing More Fun Than a Digitally Added African-Canadian Guy

Posted by David Schmader on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 12:21 PM

Canada's National Post reports on Toronto's digital addition of a black guy to the cover of the city's Fun Guide, to be more "inclusive."

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Thanks for the heads-up, MetaFilter (which took care to remind us of this Oniony precedent.)

Foul Shot

Posted by Dominic Holden on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 11:38 AM

James Donaldson, the former Seattle SuperSonic now running for mayor, attempted to lampoon Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels this morning for giving City Light Superintendent Jorge Carrasco a $40,000 bonus. Donaldson told the Seattle P-I, "Mayor Nickels has his priorities all screwed up." Indeed, the economy sucks and one man’s forty-grand bonus is another man’s pink slip… AND HOW DARE THE MAYOR??!!

But Nickels spokesman Alex Fryer points out that Carrasco’s contract required the bonus for reaching several milestones, including Carrasco meeting his four-year tenure, reducing the ratio of debt to equity, and cutting outstanding debt from the 2001 energy crisis. The city council unanimously approved his contract last year—so they share part of the blame, if anyone is to be blamed for wasteful spending. But Carrasco takes a smaller salary than utility officials in neighboring counties—a fact that the Seattle Post Globe’s Kery Murakami pointed out in the article that Donaldson was responding to. Nickels had no choice but to fulfill the contract, which was public record.

So does Nickels have his “priorities all screwed up” on the issue of this bonus? Reached by phone this morning, Donaldson sung a different tune. He said Nickels's mistake was failing to make an announcement about the bonus. “The public requires some explanation about why it was deemed necessary to do so, especially in this economic climate,” he said. Fair enough, notice would be nice, but that’s different than Donaldson's assertion to the PI, which is essentially that Nickels shouldn't have done it.

Considering that Nickels has been such a lackluster “leader,” it seems Donaldson could make a stronger case of misplaced priorities (e.g., toy train to Paul Allen Land). In lieu of making a solid point, Donaldson's argument appears a specious attack geared to grab attention for his campaign.

Donaldson also knows all about high salaries and bonuses. In Donaldson's career as a pro basketball player, he said, his salary peaked out at about $800,000 plus nearly $200,000 in bonuses. “Our contracts were rife with bonuses," he said.

Pantsless Heat and Other Erotic Observations

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 11:28 AM

a123/1246980740-geminiheat.pngYesterday, Penguin UK laid off 100 people. Today, Virgin Books informed their authors that they would not be releasing new titles from their Black Lace or Nexus lines in 2010. Black Lace and Nexus are Virgin book's erotic fiction lines.

Ask any bookseller: If you can't sell erotica, something is very, very wrong. There are seemingly always more bearded, balding men on the tippy edge of middle age just waiting to skulk around in the erotica section before finally buying a copy of Spanking Vixens from the hottest, youngest lady bookseller in the store.

Meanwhile, The American Society of Shitcanned Media Elites is considering a stimulus plan of their own, to pick up the freelancing world by its bootstraps: They could possibly be planning to wear pants on Friday, July 10th.

Slog Happy Is This Thursday at Captain Blacks!

Posted by Megan Seling on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 11:18 AM

1ce2/1246990681-captainblogo.gifHave you been there yet? I have three words for you: Deep-Fried Cheese Curds.

They're amazing.

Captain Blacks also has chicken and waffles, po' boy sandwiches (with vegetarian options), two patios (front and back... so I really hope it doesn't rain), and as a special bonus, Scary Tyler Moore promises to buy a drink for the unemployed folks! (No quitting your job just for a day to cash in on that.)

Here's what Bethany said about the place in a recent Bar Exam:

An $11 oyster po' boy is quite good, with the right amount of cornmeal in the oysters' breading; macaroni and cheese ($6) has such a thick blanket of the latter on top that the former ends up swimming in oil. While salad is available, no one's eating it, and most of the food here glistens: beer-battered onion rings ($5), deep-fried Beecher's cheese curds ($6). (An off-menu special: a waffle with a scoop of Molly Moon's vanilla ice cream, aka the Molly Rogers.) Eat a lot and risk a food coma; eat often and answer to your arteries.

Click here to see a .pdf of the menu. Slog Happy will start at 6 pm, Paul will bring the books, I'll bring the nametags, and we'll all have some fun.

Captain Blacks is at 129 Belmont Ave E on Capitol Hill.

(Confidential to Joh: If you bring some of those menthol Sour Patch Kids, I'll be your best friend!)

Today The Stranger Suggests

Posted by The Stranger on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 11:00 AM

Film

'Moon'

Moon is a thoughtful sci-fi film that follows a lunar miner (Sam Rockwell) approaching the end of his three-year contract. He's been on the moon all by himself for this time (except for a creepy HAL-like computer voiced by Kevin Spacey), and he's starting to seriously lose his shit: Who's that guy who looks just like him? Does the computer have a malicious agenda? Moon is a shot of pure simmering suspense, and Rockwell turns in the best performance of his already-formidable career. (See Movie Times: thestranger.com/film.)

PAUL CONSTANT

Reading Tonight

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 10:25 AM

dcac/1246987045-carlg.jpgWe have two Elizabeths reading tonight.

Out in West Seattle, Elizabeth Austen and Erin Malone read poems about motherhood. Austen is the author of My Uterus, That Party Balloon. Malone is the author of What Sound Does It Make, which is about post-partum life.

And University Book Store hosts Elizabeth Bear, who is a sci-fi author who was written over a dozen novels and several dozens of short stories. I'm not a fan of sci-fi series in general, but I enjoy Bear's standalone novels and her short stories quite a bit. There's a list of her short fiction, with many links to free online copies of stories, here. Try a couple of them and see if they work for you. If so, stop by for the reading. This is the reading of the night.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

Quitter Keeps Spinning

Posted by David Schmader on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 10:09 AM

Sarah Palin's "unpretentious" press conference on a fishy beach. She's a genius. I hope she never stops talking ever.

The money quote: "If I die, I die." Presumably she's speaking about politics, but you never really know what Sarah Palin's actually talking about, so make of that what you will.

Meanwhile, Michael Jackson is being memorialized with a day of hullabaloo at L.A.'s Staples Center, where Jacko's casket will be onstage. Today's trio of polls:

Who's crazier?

Who's deader?

Whose kids do you pity more?

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