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Monday, July 6, 2009

The Thinness

Posted by on Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 9:57 AM

Time.com reports:

If water is the elixir of life, it's no wonder that Earth — which is 70% ocean — simply teems with living things. The other planets and moons in the solar system don't have it so good. They're forbidding places that are hydrological deserts, and thus biological ones too.
This planet, our one and only planet, is not "70% ocean." Only its surface is covered by that percentage of water. To get some inhuman perspective: The deepest part of the main body of water, the Pacific Ocean, is a trench that is roughly 7 miles deep, and the earth is roughly 8000 miles in diameter. Meaning, the planet is practically waterless. If the earth was a billiard ball it would be perfectly smooth and the oceans whose depth and length amaze us everyday would be felt by the fingers of a giant pool player as nothing more than moisture.

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Humans—not only are we a small (slimy) part of this world, but much of the universe is completely dark to us. 75 percent of it is dark energy, another 20 percent is dark and cold matter. Out of the four or so percent of the normal or sensible stuff, only half of one percent is visible to humans. The whole magic show of our existence is barely there at all. What really matters in this universe is darkness.

The pic is from wwworks.

 

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Fnarf 1
Ahem. The earth is actually much, much smoother than a billiard ball.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on July 6, 2009 at 10:00 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 2
What the hell is a "thiness?"
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on July 6, 2009 at 10:03 AM
3
"only half of one perfect is visible to humans."

I think you meant half of one 'percent'.
Posted by I see what you did there on July 6, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Parker Todd 4
3: Charles is drunk and does not proofread.

It's the only way to explain his blatherings
Posted by Parker Todd on July 6, 2009 at 10:12 AM
5
"What really matters in this universe is darkness."

When I'm high, I find your writing brilliant.

I'm not high right now.
Posted by Ackham on July 6, 2009 at 10:16 AM
Toasterhedgehog 6
It's kind of sad that we're so set on committing suicide as a species. We're clearly more interesting than empty space.
Posted by Toasterhedgehog on July 6, 2009 at 10:18 AM
7
well to me that glass is 0.0000000000000000000000001 % full.

Try a litle Hope, amigo.
Posted by PC on July 6, 2009 at 10:20 AM
Will in Seattle 8
@1 - it's an oblate spheroid - and actually, some of the comets have way more water than we do.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on July 6, 2009 at 10:20 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 9
I want a job where I can get paid to be drunk before 10:00 in the morning.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on July 6, 2009 at 10:24 AM
10

If everyone had an ocean
Across the USA

Then everyone'd be surfin'
Like Cali-for-NI-a

Posted by Brian Wilson on July 6, 2009 at 10:25 AM
11
What really matters to a scientist is the field in which they choose to become a specialist. A biologist would be interested in water regardless of it's quantity because it is the only known catalyst for life. Darkness matters only to philosophers and physicists...and probably people who find all science to be awesome.
Posted by hooray water on July 6, 2009 at 10:25 AM
pointy 12
Next up: the earth is NOT, in fact, flat. Read all about it on time.com.
Posted by pointy on July 6, 2009 at 10:30 AM
Greg 13
@8: No Will, the Earth's shape is best approximated by the geoid, but for most geodetic calculations and measurements a reference ellipsoid is used. Read about the Figure of the Earth if you want to get into more of the theory.
Posted by Greg on July 6, 2009 at 10:31 AM
14
I would argue that the living stuff matters, because it contains the universe's ability to know itself.
Posted by matt! on July 6, 2009 at 11:10 AM
Vince 15
And the Earth, even if we see it from our perspective as enormous, is in fact just a tiny speck circling an average star among billions of stars in our galaxy. And our galaxy is a tiny speck among bilions of galaxies. And yet we can have this one perspective, with eyes to see and a brain to try to comprehend. To build machines to widen our understanding means using millions of years of evolution that have given us the ability. And yet those millions of years are but a speck in time stretching billions of years. And as unlikely as it is, here it all is. The planet, the water, the life and us. We should at least look and appreciate it's wonder.
Posted by Vince on July 6, 2009 at 11:47 AM
Will in Seattle 16
Actually, if you look at the earth in time lapse photography from an orbiting spaceship that takes pictures once every 1000 years, it's a constantly fluctuating bubble with a thin crust.

To us solid rock looks solid, but that's just the time scale. On a geologic scale, it flows more like a thick molasses, with a semi-brittle crust.

Does that help, Greg?
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on July 6, 2009 at 12:04 PM
17
wow, reading Mudede kinda makes you feel small, doesn't it?
Posted by St.Davus on July 6, 2009 at 12:20 PM
Greg 18
Will, take your meds.
Posted by Greg on July 6, 2009 at 1:07 PM
19
Only a tiny percentage of the surface area of a printed page is covered by ink, and that ink doesn't even soak all the way through the paper. But which is more significant: the paper or the ink squiggles?
Posted by Breklor on July 6, 2009 at 1:13 PM
Simac 20
In addition to water making the Earth uniquely suited to life, people often overlook the importance of its magnetic field. Because of the iron content in the Earth's core, we have a relatively strong magnetic field around the planet (unlike, say Mars). This magnetic field gives us considerable protection from the solar wind, or solar particles that the sun is constantly putting out.

One obstacle to settling or terraforming Mars it that Mars lacks a strong magnetic field and is very susceptible to solar events and the solar wind. In fact, the thinness of its atmosphere is probably due to a continual shedding of atmosphere in the solar wind, which alone might explain why the planet once had liquid water on its surface and now does not.

Anyway, what's inside the Earth is just as important to life here as what's on its crust.
Posted by Simac on July 6, 2009 at 2:24 PM
Charles Mudede 21
@20, fantastic point!
Posted by Charles Mudede on July 6, 2009 at 2:33 PM

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