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Saturday, July 4, 2009

Drunk It's Not a 4th of July Party Until...

Posted by on Sat, Jul 4, 2009 at 2:10 PM

Be safe out there. Make sure the rocket is pointed AWAY from your ass.

 

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1
It's not at all surprising to see that everyone shown doing this is male.
Posted by BakerB on July 4, 2009 at 2:17 PM
Fnarf 2
Super nice!
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on July 4, 2009 at 2:25 PM
Reverse Polarity 3
That there is a demonstration of Darwin's law in action.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on July 4, 2009 at 3:29 PM
Cracker Jack 4
@1: Actually, to be fair to the fairer sex, I believe there is a woman at 00:14, though it seems that she has a release issue.
Posted by Cracker Jack on July 4, 2009 at 3:32 PM
5
I actually know a female who received rectum burns from this. Hasn't everybody had a crazy Lisa in their life at some point?
Posted by srsly on July 4, 2009 at 3:37 PM
Vince 6
This could cause real damage. And clothes can catch fire. Butt some people will do anything for a laugh.
Posted by Vince on July 4, 2009 at 4:27 PM
Fnarf 7
Mrs. Fnarf asks, "is that really a good idea?"
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on July 4, 2009 at 5:38 PM
kim in portland 8
This can only lead to tears.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on July 4, 2009 at 11:26 PM
Greg 9
That is the dumbest thing I have seen all weekend. Thanks for that.
Posted by Greg on July 6, 2009 at 9:07 AM
10
i just don't possess the elegance. the grace, required, to pull this off.
Posted by m@tt on July 6, 2009 at 10:24 AM

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