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Religion So How's Your Creepy Christian Pedo-dar?
Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Jul 3, 2009 at 9:46 AM
Yesterday I tested your creepy Christian pedo-dar. I asked Sloggers if this teacher—arrested for soliciting one of his 12-year-old students for sex—solicited a male student or a female student.
The results of the vote...
And a majority of Sloggers got it right: It's a girl...
A First Baptist Church School teacher is accused of soliciting a 12-year-old student for sex. Charleston County Sheriff's investigators charged Charles "DJ" Fishburne Rhodes III of Charleston with criminal solicitation of a minor.An affidavit says the victim told investigators that Rhodes began text messaging her on her cell phone after school let out for the summer. The two talked through texts for about two to three weeks when Rhodes wrote and asked her to "come over." One text asked her to perform oral sex on him, the affidavit says.
Rhodes waived his rights and admitted in a statement that he engaged in the sexual conversation with the student, the affidavit says.
So it turns out that Sloggers' creepy Christian pedo-dar is pretty accurate. Congrats!
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I don't know, @2. Details haven't emerged. But clearly only gay people are a threat to children—this item proves it!
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From yesterday's post-
“...even though there was no info about the sex of the victims in one of the cases.”
And why was that Dan?
Oh yeah, because you did not include it.
That would have required exhaustive intensive complicated journalistic research.
Namely googling the guys name.
If you did (did you even do that, Dan?) the first hit is knoxnews.com and you
don’t even have to hit the link because the title is:
“Youth volunteer at Knox church accused of sex acts with BOY ...”
Dan, did you catch that?
B - O - Y.
(btw it turns out our hero is not a Youth Pastor after all, but a VOLUNTEER.
Darn what you might learn with a little research...)
So why are you chapped about it, Dan?
Were you trying to hide the gender of the victim and are peeved you got ratted out?
Journalism is no game for children.
Stick to hate-mongering and rabble rousing.
Work on the Al Sharpton hairdo.
Work on the Perez Hilton lisp.
Leave Journalism to the adults.
“...even though there was no info about the sex of the victims in one of the cases.”
And why was that Dan?
Oh yeah, because you did not include it.
That would have required exhaustive intensive complicated journalistic research.
Namely googling the guys name.
If you did (did you even do that, Dan?) the first hit is knoxnews.com and you
don’t even have to hit the link because the title is:
“Youth volunteer at Knox church accused of sex acts with BOY ...”
Dan, did you catch that?
B - O - Y.
(btw it turns out our hero is not a Youth Pastor after all, but a VOLUNTEER.
Darn what you might learn with a little research...)
So why are you chapped about it, Dan?
Were you trying to hide the gender of the victim and are peeved you got ratted out?
Journalism is no game for children.
Stick to hate-mongering and rabble rousing.
Work on the Al Sharpton hairdo.
Work on the Perez Hilton lisp.
Leave Journalism to the adults.
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It's a boy!
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2009/jul/02…
That detail was omitted from original YPW post because it wasn't in the first reports. Enjoy your trollgasm!
A youth volunteer at a Knox County church allegedly kept photos of children engaged in sexual activities and is accused of sexual acts with a boy younger than 13, according to court records.
Randall Thomas Hollifield, 45, of Powell was taken into custody Tuesday night after deputies executed a search warrant at his house on Little Joe Road, said Knox County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Martha Dooley.
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2009/jul/02…
That detail was omitted from original YPW post because it wasn't in the first reports. Enjoy your trollgasm!
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I can't read the troll at 2, 3, 5, or 6 because unregistered comments are turned off.
Why don't you just register? You can still end your comments with zingy one-liners. I know it's not as funny as when it's your "name," but that's all you have to lose. OTOH you have everything to gain by letting EVERYONE in on your wisdom.
So register. I suggest the screen name "butthurt," which is not yet taken.
Why don't you just register? You can still end your comments with zingy one-liners. I know it's not as funny as when it's your "name," but that's all you have to lose. OTOH you have everything to gain by letting EVERYONE in on your wisdom.
So register. I suggest the screen name "butthurt," which is not yet taken.
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It wasn't my pedo-dar. It was my Dan-dar. I could tell that the quote "homosexuals preying on teenage boys" got your dander up, and you weren't about to make a post the confirmed that bias. My gut is that the creepy pedos are about 50% lil' girl lovin' and 50% lil' boy lovin'. Which seems a little too gay now that I think about it, considering homosexuality in the general population is about (what are the best numbers on this these days?) 10% of the general population. On third thought, 50% gay for the conservative christian politician, catholic priet, and youth pastor population seem about right.
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My husband pointed out that in that picture the guy had "stare-y" eyes. No matter where you stand in the room the guy was looking at you in a creepy manner.
Mind you I based my assumption about this guy on the fact that most pedophiles are heterosexual.
Mind you I based my assumption about this guy on the fact that most pedophiles are heterosexual.
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I based my vote on my assumption that Dan was going out of his way to disprove Fundie preachers comments about gays being pederasts. It would have been too "obvious" if that creep had molestered boys.
Dan, if you really want to test us on this how about stringing about 10 together and seeing how we score in that context.
Dan, if you really want to test us on this how about stringing about 10 together and seeing how we score in that context.
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"That detail was omitted from original YPW post because it wasn't in the first reports."
Not so.
The knoxnews report was available when the YPW was posted.
Admit it Dan- you never even googled the guys name-
too busy enjoying your Youth Pastorgasm?
"That detail was omitted from original YPW post because it wasn't in the first reports."
Not so.
The knoxnews report was available when the YPW was posted.
Admit it Dan- you never even googled the guys name-
too busy enjoying your Youth Pastorgasm?
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You are right about the high number of incidents involving male-on-male abuse.
Which is why slog needs a separate "Homosexual Youth Pastor" Watch.
You are right about the high number of incidents involving male-on-male abuse.
Which is why slog needs a separate "Homosexual Youth Pastor" Watch.
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It isn't so much that we have accurate pedo-dar. Its that some of us understand the odds.
If you accept that roughly 10% of men are attracted to other men, then it only stands to reason that roughly 10% of male pedos would be attracted to boys. I'm sure that other factors come in to play, and it isn't a direct correlation, and so on, but the general principle can't be too far off.
Absent any other info, simple statistics would indicate the pedo was most likely perving on little girls.
If you accept that roughly 10% of men are attracted to other men, then it only stands to reason that roughly 10% of male pedos would be attracted to boys. I'm sure that other factors come in to play, and it isn't a direct correlation, and so on, but the general principle can't be too far off.
Absent any other info, simple statistics would indicate the pedo was most likely perving on little girls.
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But was the volunteer at the Knox church "straight-identified" or was he an out-and-about homo?
Five bucks he has a wife and kids.
Five bucks he has a wife and kids.
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Most pedophiles are straight! I'm an investigator for child protective services who specializes in child sexual abuse, and more than 90% of the cases I have been involved with are heterosexual perpetrators on opposite-sex victims. My colleagues and I joke that to protect kids, instead of trying to criminalize homosexuality, ban step-fathers or mother's boyfriends.
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@ 13:
Thanks for the smile. Have a great weekend, and beware of women who have fireworks and duct tape in there possession.
Thanks for the smile. Have a great weekend, and beware of women who have fireworks and duct tape in there possession.
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@8 - Please do not encourage the unregistered trolls to register. I really enjoy not reading all the Dan bashing, and just reading the comments related to the post.
If you want to read their comments, just turn the unregistered comments back on.
If you want to read their comments, just turn the unregistered comments back on.
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How many SLOG readers brought their toddlers to see the guys at the Fremont Fair riding bicycles with their Crown Jewels swaying in the breeze?
How many SLOG readers brought their toddlers to see the guys at the Fremont Fair riding bicycles with their Crown Jewels swaying in the breeze?
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If you faint hearted liberal wussies don't read the unregistered comments then you miss out on....
the Rest of the Story!
If you faint hearted liberal wussies don't read the unregistered comments then you miss out on....
the Rest of the Story!
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@ 21, I don't want to read his comments. I just like calling him out on his cowardice. He wouldn't have the balls to do this if he registered.
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This was @18 unregistered, but I'm reposting it because this is so right on. I'm a teacher and it's amazing to me how many kids are abused by boyfriend/stepdad and how many moms don't kick the abusers sorry ass out of their house.
"Most pedophiles are straight! I'm an investigator for child protective services who specializes in child sexual abuse, and more than 90% of the cases I have been involved with are heterosexual perpetrators on opposite-sex victims. My colleagues and I joke that to protect kids, instead of trying to criminalize homosexuality, ban step-fathers or mother's boyfriends."
"Most pedophiles are straight! I'm an investigator for child protective services who specializes in child sexual abuse, and more than 90% of the cases I have been involved with are heterosexual perpetrators on opposite-sex victims. My colleagues and I joke that to protect kids, instead of trying to criminalize homosexuality, ban step-fathers or mother's boyfriends."
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Get with the program, tired.
Didn't you hear Dan explain how peachy-keen open relationships are for everyone?
free sex for all!!!
Get with the program, tired.
Didn't you hear Dan explain how peachy-keen open relationships are for everyone?
free sex for all!!!
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I /really/ wish there was a SLOG contest where we would have to submit pictures of ourselves, similar to this one. The portraiture is my favorite part about the youth pastor watch.
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@18, sad to hear the facts from someone who has to deal with this, but I must admit I appreciate the insight into what comes out of the humor it must take to see repeatedly that aspect of humanity and still find some way, any way, to laugh.
How many single moms are going to be celibate for how long after reading that, though?
How many single moms are going to be celibate for how long after reading that, though?
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B-b-but guys! If Family Guy has taught me anything, it's that only old gay guys with paperboy fixations molest children! How can Family Guy lie to me like this? Damn you people and your established facts contradicting what my "gut" tells me!
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