Thursday, July 2, 2009
Housekeeping You Don’t Want to Be Outside
Posted by Dominic Holden on Thu, Jul 2, 2009 at 11:05 AM
It’s hot outside and the sun gives you cancer. But inside The Stranger offices, it's cool and 99 percent cancer-free*. Do you want to work in this protective bio-dome? Then intern for the news section.
Qualified candidates will enjoy flinging sensational dirt and following the minutia of local government's day-to-day grind. For instance, an intern must have stamina for meetings at city hall, droll candidate speeches, and trudging through campaign finance records. So fun. But there’s also a downside: You don’t get paid. However, I’ve been known to reward diligence and enthusiasm with pizza and beer—moreover, your end-of-life moments will be air-conditioned and cancer free.
If you’re interested, shoot me an email.
Image via OrangeSmell on Flickr.
* Who knows about that cell phone antenna on the roof.
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