Why does Savage always wear the same shirt when he appears on national television news programs?
Because I keep one button-down shirt at work that I can toss in my bike bag when I have to ride down Fisher Plaza—where I always say hi to Marlee Ginter—to do an interview with CNN or MSNBC. I don't own a lot of button-down shirts because I don't like wearing them and I don't really give a shit how I look. And I only wear collared shirts on TV because they need to clip the mic to something and my right nipple won't do. But I hear you, Sloggers: my limited selection of button-down shirts make me a bad fag and I look slovenly on TV and the few button-down shirts I do own are the wrong color, cut, style, etc., and I'm wearing them all wrong. But I suspect that if I wore a different button-down shirt every time I was on TV—or if I wore more stylish shirts, and wore them well (perhaps with an ascot?)—Sloggers would bitch about me being a typical fashion-obsessed fag and rap me for all the money I'm blowing on clothes. There's no pleasing you people.
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I'm thinking maybe at the next Slog Happy some of the Sloggers would be happy to bring some hand-me-downs that would look great on you.
What do you think, team?
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