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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Shirt Lifter

Posted by on Wed, Jul 1, 2009 at 11:47 AM

Why does Savage always wear the same shirt when he appears on national television news programs?

Because I keep one button-down shirt at work that I can toss in my bike bag when I have to ride down Fisher Plaza—where I always say hi to Marlee Ginter—to do an interview with CNN or MSNBC. I don't own a lot of button-down shirts because I don't like wearing them and I don't really give a shit how I look. And I only wear collared shirts on TV because they need to clip the mic to something and my right nipple won't do. But I hear you, Sloggers: my limited selection of button-down shirts make me a bad fag and I look slovenly on TV and the few button-down shirts I do own are the wrong color, cut, style, etc., and I'm wearing them all wrong. But I suspect that if I wore a different button-down shirt every time I was on TV—or if I wore more stylish shirts, and wore them well (perhaps with an ascot?)—Sloggers would bitch about me being a typical fashion-obsessed fag and rap me for all the money I'm blowing on clothes. There's no pleasing you people.

 

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Allyn 1
Please, Dan, you could wear just one shirt for every appearance, but maybe you could consider a more flattering color and fabric? Go to Nordy's, splurge on one nice shirt you could keep at work. You deserve it...
Posted by Allyn on July 1, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Lily Fluffbottom 2
That truth is more more hilarious than my truth of getting much less money than originally thought.
Posted by Lily Fluffbottom on July 1, 2009 at 11:52 AM
gloomy gus 3
There's a lot of pleasing us people, a lot. We adore you, srsly. But it's no trouble to unbutton the collar points and spread 'em out a bit to avoid over-narrowing the appearance of your face. Strictly dutch-uncle advice.
Posted by gloomy gus on July 1, 2009 at 11:54 AM
Vince 4
Don't you listen to them, Princess. You're just fine like you are.
Posted by Vince on July 1, 2009 at 11:54 AM
5
Will do, 3. And 1? I got that shirt at Nordy's!
Posted by Dan Savage on July 1, 2009 at 11:55 AM
6
You sound like most middle-aged Dads. "I got this one shirt that works for such and such." And you will wear that shirt until there is nothing left or your spouse gets you another shirt.
Posted by au_gout on July 1, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Cato the Younger Younger 7
I agree with #6, you DO sound like someone pushing 50.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on July 1, 2009 at 12:00 PM
Max Solomon 8
i bet you that Fisher Plaza would let you keep a small wardrobe there - shirts, ties, jacket.

look like a pro.
Posted by Max Solomon on July 1, 2009 at 12:00 PM
Tina 9
Dan, I love you just the way you are... actually you remind me of my dad, who has one perfectly nice shirt for all "dress" occasions. I find it endearing.
Posted by Tina on July 1, 2009 at 12:01 PM
very bad homo 10
Go downstairs to Value Village and get 3 or 4 used shirts for $20 or less.
Posted by very bad homo on July 1, 2009 at 12:02 PM
stinkbug 11
Would they allow you to do interviews shirtless? (Not that I'm requesting that.)
Posted by stinkbug on July 1, 2009 at 12:04 PM
bucket 12
Maybe you could stop by Bonney Watson on the way? They likely have a couple suits just hanging around that you can easily slip in and out of because of the giant tear up the back.
Posted by bucket on July 1, 2009 at 12:08 PM
Urgutha Forka 13
Dan, why don't you ask Terry to buy you some shirts specifically for TV appearances? You'll get out of the work of buying more shirts and you'll give Terry a chance to feel he's doing something nice for you.

Isn't that what marriage is all about? :)
Posted by Urgutha Forka on July 1, 2009 at 12:09 PM
Julie in Eugene 14
I think that, just maybe, there's a middle ground somewhere between "I will wear this one shirt until I die" and "I must throw my shirts away every time I wear them, lest I suffer the embarrassment of repeat wearings."

Like maybe owning two shirts. Or, maybe, if you're feeling crazy, three. : )
Posted by Julie in Eugene on July 1, 2009 at 12:10 PM
15
Wait, wait, why can't they clip the mic to your nipple??
Posted by Patti on July 1, 2009 at 12:10 PM
Hyzenthlayk9 16
@8: Dan has stated on the record that he doesn't wear ties.

Besides, he doesn't need a stinkin' tie.

What he says is more important that how a certain shirt 'reads' on camera.

It was a very nicely done segment. Bravo Dan.
Posted by Hyzenthlayk9 http://oystermind.blogspot.com/ on July 1, 2009 at 12:11 PM
Allyn 17
@5, Oh, ummm... it's great. Really. Um, go with #3...
Posted by Allyn on July 1, 2009 at 12:13 PM
18
You don't look slovenly in the clip, and actually your shirt looks fine.
Posted by jw36 on July 1, 2009 at 12:15 PM
mmpie 19
I say we get Tim Gunn in here to get you some snappy looking TV clothes. And while he's at it we can teach America a valuable lesson: Not all homos care about/are interested in/knowledgeable about fashion.
Posted by mmpie on July 1, 2009 at 12:21 PM
DOUG. 20
Suspenders and t-shirt. Like Mork.
Posted by DOUG. http://www.dougsvotersguide.com on July 1, 2009 at 12:25 PM
merry 21
I think you'd look really nice in blue.

Posted by merry on July 1, 2009 at 12:27 PM
22
only beef with the shirt is that you look like you're drowning in it. a tailor can take it in for $15.
Posted by sherman on July 1, 2009 at 12:27 PM
Chef Thunder 23
You can never have too many ascots Dan! maybe a boating hat to go with it?
http://www.forzieri.com/usa/depta.asp?l=…
Posted by Chef Thunder on July 1, 2009 at 12:28 PM
saxfanatic 24
@23 FTW! Now stop it. You're killing me!
Posted by saxfanatic on July 1, 2009 at 12:38 PM
Original Andrew 25
You'll always be THE hawt DILF to me, Dan ; )
Posted by Original Andrew on July 1, 2009 at 12:41 PM
Will in Seattle 26
Dude. Plaid is out.

DKNY is so last century.

Accessorize - I'd recommend a nifty beret.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on July 1, 2009 at 12:43 PM
27
We're just doing you a favor, Dan.
If you want to look like a pasty corpse keep wearing beige...
Posted by Save the Beige shirt and get married in it for all we care on July 1, 2009 at 12:53 PM
Matt Hickey 28
What's your size, Dan?


I'm thinking maybe at the next Slog Happy some of the Sloggers would be happy to bring some hand-me-downs that would look great on you.


What do you think, team?

Posted by Matt Hickey http://www.matthickey.com on July 1, 2009 at 12:59 PM
michael strangeways 29
for someone who doesn't "really give a shit how I look" you sure do seem to obsess over how the BODY under the shirt looks, Mr Big Guns...
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on July 1, 2009 at 1:01 PM
30
Don't you work right next to Value Village? Problem solved, dude.
Posted by Porkchop Sandwiches! on July 1, 2009 at 1:08 PM
31
Not an ascot, but cravattes are lovely.

I'm sure plenty of sloggers will send you shirts now.

But I'd certainly like to see you with the mike stuck to your nipple sometime.
Posted by Sili on July 1, 2009 at 1:19 PM
Original Monique 32
@Matt Hickey: I love the idea! A dress Dan Savage Slog Happy.

Yes!
Posted by Original Monique http://www.facebook.com/notifications.php#/group.php?gid=124801948427 on July 1, 2009 at 1:20 PM
kresblamania 33
As you no doubt know there are loads men who get off on sending expensive attire to others (usually to a dominatrix). Just saying...

(anyway you've got my email address)
Posted by kresblamania http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiI9Uc1uVtc on July 1, 2009 at 1:25 PM
JunieGirl 34
Don't let them dress you, Dan! It'll become a competition to see which of their shirts you wear first.

Posted by JunieGirl on July 1, 2009 at 1:28 PM
Will in Seattle 35
@28, 32 - I think I have a vanilla ice cream suit somewhere ...
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on July 1, 2009 at 1:30 PM
Geni 36
Yes, but if WE dress Dan at a Slog Happy, everyone will bring their paper-doll dress-up clothes - Dress Dan as a Cowboy! Dress Dan as a Grunge Boy Circa 1992! Dress Dan as a Midwest Tourist in NYC! It'd be kind of like the Slog version of the Village People.
Posted by Geni on July 1, 2009 at 1:30 PM
Puty 37
I think Dan should buy a new shirt for every teevee appearance then auction off the wardrobe in this year's Strangercrombie.
Posted by Puty on July 1, 2009 at 1:31 PM
Carollani 38
I thought you were great on Countown, Dan. Keep fighting the good fight.
Posted by Carollani http://twitter.com/carollani on July 1, 2009 at 1:31 PM
Violet_DaGrinder 39
Oh, Dan, it's charming. You're such a Seattleite that way. <3
Posted by Violet_DaGrinder http://www.imeem.com/jukeboxmusic51/music/y1malqpG/prince-the-new-power-generation-featuring-eric-leeds-on-f/ on July 1, 2009 at 1:34 PM
40
I agree with 10, 18 & 30.

People will always complain - even when you do everything right - especially when you're in the public eye like you are.

HOWEVER

There is NO crime in having a couple of shirts or outfits that make you look like a well-dressed man when you need to. Gay or straight, we ARE still men, and sometimes, a nice shirt or nice outfit can brighten your outlook (and your look). Aside from when I have to wear business casual attire for jobs, and suits for occasions, I'm a jeans & t-shirt guy all the way. I'm sure your husband loves you as is, but get a few nice things just for YOURSELF.

This reply was sponsored by the Bummy Dudes Who Have Class Coalition, a subsidiary of The Jeans & T-Shirt Association.
Posted by MT3 on July 1, 2009 at 1:37 PM
kim in portland 41
Well, now I feel lame, because I didn't notice his shirt at all. I must be very unobservant, I'm too busy listening to what he's saying and watching his facial expressions. I'll try and be more observant about his shirt next time, but I can't promise it.

Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on July 1, 2009 at 2:43 PM
SpecialBrew 42
Jesus, Dan, just be glad someone noticed. It means you are watched a lot.
Posted by SpecialBrew on July 1, 2009 at 3:09 PM
43
@28 great idea.

Since I am beginning transitioning from male to female. . . I am getting rid of all my guy clothes.

What size is Dan?
Posted by trans i am on July 1, 2009 at 3:18 PM
44
One blue dress shirt (blue dress shirts look better on camera vs white. Problem solved.
Posted by Mike98 on July 1, 2009 at 3:33 PM
Womyn2me 45
I have a decent shirt you might like Dan, and it will be fine for TV... I am not sure how you will feel about the leather collar, though.
Posted by Womyn2me http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com on July 1, 2009 at 3:56 PM
46
I think it was Karl Lagerfeld who said that a man should find the one thing he looks best in and wear only that. So as long as it's clean, I think you're okay.
Posted by Strath http://pacific-standard.blogspot.com on July 1, 2009 at 6:31 PM
47
I love watching Dan, but I always think that shirt washes him out. I don't care about the number of shirts, but I also vote for blue:)
Posted by tired on July 1, 2009 at 7:20 PM
48
Dan - Hit the clearance rack at J. Crew. You'll be glad you did.
Posted by patrick.colvin on July 1, 2009 at 7:44 PM
Y.F. Redux 49
How come you can't get your nipple pierced?
Posted by Y.F. Redux on July 1, 2009 at 9:45 PM
50
Fuck them all -- wear what you want. No need to worry about wearing the same thing all the time b/c THAT IS NOT THE FUCKING POINT? Who are these assholes criticizing your shirt (!?!?!?!) for goddamn's sake? What the hell???

Disclosure: I just went shopping for shoes and bought two pairs of the same style in two colors hoping they will last for years. shopping sucks. anyone who wants to hear your message shouldn't give a shit what you wear.
Posted by idaho on July 2, 2009 at 12:16 AM
51
Dan keep up the good fight, you're a fantastic advocate for our rights! I always try to view your TV appearances, however, regarding your shirt situation, I do think you need to bump it up a bit. I agree blue always looks good on TV, that said, try a fitted blue chambray dress shirt. It's a very polished and professional look (oh and lose the t-shirt underneath, kinda sloppy.)
Posted by Scrufff on July 2, 2009 at 11:00 AM
52
You are selling your ideas. Your ideas are looking to hook up at a party. Make sure they wear a nicely ironed, light-blue shirt, for the Love of God.
Posted by rubus on July 2, 2009 at 2:38 PM
53
Haha. Go figure the Sloggers would get on Dan for something like this. I say who cares, and I at least own a dress shirt for every day of the week myself... but I won't fault you, Dan, for sticking with a go-to shirt.
Posted by Gomez http://misterstevengomez.com on July 4, 2009 at 12:46 AM

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