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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Geisha Chainsaw

Posted by Anthony Hecht on Wed, Jul 1, 2009 at 12:33 PM

Okay, I don't know what the hell this is, but it's 912 kinds of awesome. Topless Robot thinks it's not safe for work, but I strongly disagree. This is safe for everything.

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Spiffy D 1
Wow! I think my head exploded at the 2:50 mark, right after the tempura-shrimp eyeball stab and before the face-melting breast squirts.
Posted by Spiffy D on July 1, 2009 at 12:45 PM
Reverse Polarity 2
Wow. I thought it went over the top about 1/3 way through. But then it just kept going, farther and farther over the top.

I'm pretty sure my brain would suffer a complete meltdown if I actually watched this movie.

Is it for rent anywhere? :-)
Posted by Reverse Polarity on July 1, 2009 at 12:50 PM
stinkbug 3
At certain jobs, the blood anus stuff would be NSFW.

The Transform mobile is my favorite part though.
Posted by stinkbug on July 1, 2009 at 12:53 PM
Michael In Ballard 4
I can't get over the buildings spurting blood when they are smashed.
Posted by Michael In Ballard http://www.ballardnewstribune.com on July 1, 2009 at 1:00 PM
Akbar Fazil 5
@2, I dont think it is even out in Cinemas yet. IMDB shows a 2010 release date.
Posted by Akbar Fazil on July 1, 2009 at 1:04 PM
Lee 6
This is real, isn't it?

Just. Wow.
Posted by Lee on July 1, 2009 at 1:10 PM
Parsnip 7
This trailer is demented just structurally speaking, not to mention the content. FRIED SHRIMP! HIP KATANA! Oh my god, that weird voice...

GEISHA TRANSFORM!
Posted by Parsnip on July 1, 2009 at 1:23 PM
Aislinn 8
@4: Oddly enough, that is also the part that stuck with me. Acid breast milk and facial chainsaws are no big deal, but bleeding buildings!!??
Posted by Aislinn on July 1, 2009 at 1:29 PM
9
@4 and 8--I thought the monster-robot's hands came off when it hit the buildings and that's why there was blood. Also, did you notice the background music was only slightly altered 'Live and Let Die'?
Posted by Beth on July 1, 2009 at 1:41 PM
eastcoastreader 10
is that real? maybe I'm doing drugs and I don't know it
Posted by eastcoastreader on July 1, 2009 at 1:52 PM
11
I want to know what drugs that film maker is on, and then I want to never ever take those drugs. Ever.
Posted by Judah http://www.suoxi.net on July 1, 2009 at 1:57 PM
zephsright 12
MUST HAVE NOW!!!
Posted by zephsright on July 1, 2009 at 2:11 PM
13
This is about what I would expect if they let Michael Bay reimagine "Astroboy."
Posted by Ackham on July 1, 2009 at 2:11 PM
FreudianShrimp 14
"Dear P.E.T.A., I have recently seen a trailer from the film "RoboGeisha." I am shocked and appalled to report an incident of shrimp cruelty: two of my cousines were battered, deep fried, and then used to impale a man's eyes. I know we shrimp aren't furry and cute with adorable faces, but whe have feelings too. Please help curtail this wanton abuse of shrimp by protesting the US release of this film. Perhaps you think shining your bright spotlight of truth on this outrage will only add to the film's attention and increase its popularity. So be it! The truth must be told.

"Sincerely, F. Shrimp"
Posted by FreudianShrimp on July 1, 2009 at 2:29 PM
Max Solomon 15
i'll be there.
Posted by Max Solomon on July 1, 2009 at 2:53 PM
16
Is there any possibility at all that the fried shrimp in the dude's eyes is a reference to Daniel Clowe's "Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron"?
Posted by Hella on July 1, 2009 at 5:11 PM
17
Those ideas came from a brainstorm that became a brainhurricane and then some kind of Michael Bay-directed brain"Event" starring Will Smith. In fact, it was so bizarre that it didn't even seem like it was made of ideas anymore but an expression of some weird German concept, like Idichsprachter. Hopefully its release will be delayed until 2012, as the Mayan calendar foretold.
Posted by .Ahnon. on July 1, 2009 at 6:07 PM
18
What, no schoolgirls being raped by giant tentacle monsters? Japan, you're slipping.
Posted by EJ on July 1, 2009 at 8:55 PM
Grist 19
I have to say this pretty much every time some new batshit insane thing comes out of Japan, but THIS is what happens when you drop atomic bombs on a country.
Posted by Grist http://sendbombs.blogspot.com on July 1, 2009 at 11:13 PM
lizdini 20
@18...oh, I'm sure that's in there...probably right after the anal stabbing.
Posted by lizdini on July 1, 2009 at 11:16 PM
21
I'd try to get in touch over with the fine fellows at the Grand Illusion for a Friday & Saturday 11pm screening. But I'm sure they're probably already over it.

That place is the tits for schlocky movies.
Posted by wagnarock on July 2, 2009 at 4:22 AM

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