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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Are You a Unicorn? Do You Know One? Do You Want $200?

Posted by Lindy West on Wed, Jul 1, 2009 at 2:32 PM

Maybe you can help this guy out.

need unicorn for party rental (Kirkland-Redmond)

My daughter's 8th birthday is coming up July 5th and i would like to rent a unicorn for her party again. Not too particular about color or age, brown or black are ok as well. but prefer adult versions rather than pony sized. Prefer not to have winged-type.

Please reply if you have one available to view this weekend. Will pay $200 /hr

thanks

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Thanks to Tessa and Tom for bringing this to my attention.

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1
oh... christ on friday.
Posted by m@tt on July 1, 2009 at 2:36 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 2
"My horn can pierce the sky!"

Guess which show?
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on July 1, 2009 at 2:41 PM
3
This little girl is being unfairly set up for a life of disappointment.
Posted by Ackham on July 1, 2009 at 2:43 PM
FreudianShrimp 4
"Will pay $200 /hr "

That's twice the rate Sam Huck offered the hobbits and elves. Gotta love them whacky Microsoft millionaires!
Posted by FreudianShrimp on July 1, 2009 at 2:44 PM
Tina 5
Had I known one could rent a unicorn I totally would of had one at my birthday. Can I get a guy to dress up as Tim Curry in hoves too?
Posted by Tina on July 1, 2009 at 2:45 PM
Gitai 6
I saw several people dressed as unicorns on Sunday, but I don't think their outfits are appropriate for a child's party.
Posted by Gitai on July 1, 2009 at 2:47 PM
blip 7
bummer, my unicorn is in the shop.
Posted by blip on July 1, 2009 at 2:53 PM
Julie in Eugene 8
Ahem... I am sure that I wasn't the only girl this happened to, but at a carnival/circus once when I was little, I totally bugged my parents to pay a couple of bucks for me to see the "unicorn" in the freak show. Yeah, that was a disappointment. I'm pretty sure it was a goat with one of its horns sawed off.
Posted by Julie in Eugene on July 1, 2009 at 2:56 PM
9
This is like the time I got spam asking me for time machine parts.
Posted by Ben on July 1, 2009 at 2:56 PM
Pepper St. Tort Reform 10
I could be a unicorn for $200 an hour.
Posted by Pepper St. Tort Reform on July 1, 2009 at 3:00 PM
pissy mcslogbot 11
Unicorns support Obama!

it's an empirical internet fact.
Posted by pissy mcslogbot on July 1, 2009 at 3:05 PM
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on July 1, 2009 at 3:09 PM
Josh Bomb 13
HELLO. I am unicorn.

Posted by Josh Bomb http://www.satanosphere.com on July 1, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Posted by Josh Bomb http://www.satanosphere.com on July 1, 2009 at 3:16 PM
Posted by Josh Bomb http://www.satanosphere.com on July 1, 2009 at 3:17 PM
Josh Bomb 16
fug.

alternately, frack.
Posted by Josh Bomb http://www.satanosphere.com on July 1, 2009 at 3:18 PM
Josh Bomb 17
also, fuck all those pterippi with the goddamm wings. UGH.
Posted by Josh Bomb http://www.satanosphere.com on July 1, 2009 at 3:26 PM
Geni 18
If the unicorn avoids the little girl, does that place her virginity in question?
Posted by Geni on July 1, 2009 at 3:29 PM
Josh Bomb 19
@18 yes.
Posted by Josh Bomb http://www.satanosphere.com on July 1, 2009 at 3:35 PM
Baxter 20
This dude is nuts. A unicorn would cost way more than $200 to rent. Also there is no "winged-type". Horses with wings are Pegasuses (Pegusi?).
Posted by Baxter http://www.jessicabaxter.com on July 1, 2009 at 3:59 PM
Queen of Sleaze 21
Argh... I have a horse... But how do I make him a unicorn??? I am unemployed and could REEEAAALLY use $200/hour under the table!
Posted by Queen of Sleaze on July 1, 2009 at 4:01 PM
The Amazing Jim 22
#21 staple gun and hot glue. You may want to set aside an afternoon for this and already dial 9-1 on your phone.
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on July 1, 2009 at 4:04 PM
Posted by Baxter http://www.jessicabaxter.com on July 1, 2009 at 4:15 PM
brocaine 24
@20: Pegasus unicorns are real. Meet the pegacorn:

http://www.gigahive.com/sites/darkdescen…

Posted by brocaine on July 1, 2009 at 4:50 PM
Geni 25
@21 - corkscrew.
Posted by Geni on July 1, 2009 at 5:19 PM
Aislinn 26
@21: Do you have a saddle? I'll pay you $50 just to ride your horse, no horn required.
Posted by Aislinn on July 1, 2009 at 6:14 PM
Original Monique 27
@21: Some glue? But like the non-toxic kind....should be enough to fool a little kid....
Posted by Original Monique http://www.facebook.com/notifications.php#/group.php?gid=124801948427 on July 1, 2009 at 6:21 PM
28
use a rhino. they are white trash unicorns.
Posted by shun the nonbeliever! on July 1, 2009 at 6:37 PM
Jessica 29
@21: Could we do a Slog ladies mob to see and pet (and possibly ride) your horse? I have six months of Aqua Barn lessons under my belt.

@24: How did you get the picture off of my second grade Trapper Keeper?
Posted by Jessica on July 1, 2009 at 7:11 PM
jseattle 30
You need to talk to Otter G'Zell:
The following year Otter and Morning Glory's pursuit of
the Unicorn bore fruit with the birth of the first two baby
Unicorns in over 400 years: Lancelot and Belvidere. Thus
catapulted back into the world after years of seclusion, the
next few years were a whirlwind of appearances,
interviews, television and renaissance faires. They
obtained patents and copyrights on the process, and made
various licensing arrangements as well. Then in 1984,
their agent netted a contract with Ringling Bros. Barnum &
Bailey Circus for four years exclusive exhibition rights.

I sometimes miss Ukiah.
Posted by jseattle http://capitolhillseattle.com on July 1, 2009 at 9:10 PM
31
@ 2: The Office, of course. Hillarious.....
Posted by I heart Dwight on July 2, 2009 at 5:03 AM
Rob in Baltimore 32
The Bible tells us that unicorns are real!

Psalm 92:10 But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://domaflipflop.com/ on July 2, 2009 at 7:51 AM
33
#26 - what won't you pay to ride?
Posted by i'd let you pay me $50 to suck my cock on July 2, 2009 at 11:01 AM
Gitai 34
@18 FTW
Posted by Gitai on July 2, 2009 at 3:04 PM

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