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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

A Question for Science

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Wed, Jul 1, 2009 at 12:51 PM

I've been thinking about octopuses these days—not octopi, for reasons explained here—and found this disconcerting bit of information on Wikipedia:

Some cephalopods are able to fly distances up to 50 m. While the organisms are not particularly aerodynamic, they achieve these rather impressive ranges by use of jet-propulsion; water continues to be expelled from the funnel while the organism is in flight.

The reference for this troubling "fact"—a fucking octopus can fucking fly? and wrap its wicked suckers around your fucking face? and chew off your fucking nose?—is the academic abstract to a journal article that I, a mere dumb-ass, an-academic, am not allowed to read without paying for the privilege.

Can anybody out there in Slogland get me a copy of this article? Or any other scientific evidence—or even pseudo-scientific evidence—that this crab be your nose?

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LAH 1
Wish I could help - my UW email access (and subsequent online library research access) expired TODAY.
Posted by LAH on July 1, 2009 at 12:58 PM
2
Octopuses have very sharp beaks and can really bite you!
Posted by Gillian Anderson on July 1, 2009 at 1:00 PM
3
Cephalopods can swim, jet, 'fly', or walk... 'Flying', more properly gliding, is limited to a few oceanic squids, such as Ommastrephes, Onychoteuthis, and Dosidicus, which can accelerate out of the water and apparently travel for distances of up to 50 m (Lane, 1957; Cole & Gilbert, 1970; Packard, 1972).

-- Cephalopod Behaviour, by Roger T. Hanlon, J. B. Messenger

Posted by demo kid http://www.effinunsound.com on July 1, 2009 at 1:04 PM
kresblamania 4
Of course you can read it. Go to the library. You just can't read the electronic version for free.
Posted by kresblamania http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiI9Uc1uVtc on July 1, 2009 at 1:04 PM
blip 5
'cephalopod' and 'octopus' are not interchangeable terms.

google says it's these guys: Onychoteuthis and Thysanoteuthis spp. they're squids and they look like this: http://tolweb.org/images/Onychoteuthidae…
Posted by blip on July 1, 2009 at 1:09 PM
6
Isn't that what you have Golob for?
Posted by Levislade http://www.myspace.com/levifuller on July 1, 2009 at 1:15 PM
Pepper St. Tort Reform 7
That video has effectively traumatized me for life.
Posted by Pepper St. Tort Reform on July 1, 2009 at 1:15 PM
piminnowcheez 8
Hm, our electronic subscription only covers back to 1997, I'm afraid.
Posted by piminnowcheez on July 1, 2009 at 1:16 PM
9
I got it. I will email you the PDF. It's super long.
Posted by kmonkey on July 1, 2009 at 1:25 PM
10
I saw an octopus pushing a stroller on roller skates. Really!
Posted by Vince on July 1, 2009 at 1:27 PM
piminnowcheez 11
An earlier paper in Natureby the same author, "Jet propulsion and the giant fibre response of Loligo" is pretty interesting but doesn't say anything specifically about propulsion out of the water into the air.

I should really be working.
Posted by piminnowcheez on July 1, 2009 at 1:34 PM
piminnowcheez 12
Ooh, here's a (terribly, blurry, grainy) picture of some flying squids actually airborne.
Posted by piminnowcheez on July 1, 2009 at 1:41 PM
13
Here's teh salient part:
(iii) Flight. A number of the oceanic squids (particularly ommastrephids and
Onychoteuthis) take to the air when being chased, and have been likened to flying fish.
Probably the distance covered in the air is never great, although some of the smaller
squids that fly in shoals have been estimated to cover horizontal distances of over
50 m. (Lane, 1957). The design of these squids, with fins and coriaceous arm mem-
branes at opposite ends of the fuselage, is aerodynamically acceptable - although now
looking unorthodox it is the way some of the earliest aircraft were designed - and confers
great stability but low manoeuvrability. But the lifting surfaces are surprisingly small
compared with the ‘wings’ of a flying fish of the same body length (Fig. 9c). The
explanation appears to be that the main lift comes from continued expulsion of water
from the funnel after take-off rather than from the aerofoil surfaces. Cole & Gilbert
(1970) have recently published a film record of a Chilean giant squid, Dosidicus, that
accelerated in air to a momentary maximum velocity calculated as 14 knots before
dropping back into the water. Their conclusion that water is being ejected during the
acceleration is born out by the eye witness accounts reported in Lane (1957). These
squids provide the only instance of rocket- or jet-propelled flight by an animal other
than man.

Posted by acadme on July 1, 2009 at 1:43 PM
14
Only squid use jet propulsion of this sort. And, for what it's worth, while they can strike "beak-first" they typically only cover long distances on jet propulsion with their beak-y ends facing backwards. My understanding is that they use it to travel (migrate) and run away, not to hunt.
Posted by Judah http://www.suoxi.net on July 1, 2009 at 1:51 PM
Cracker Jack 15
Brendan -- flying cephalopods are nothing. Look up Humboldt Squid. If you dare. AND they've been seen in the waters off Washington. Now see if you can sleep at night.
Posted by Cracker Jack on July 1, 2009 at 1:53 PM
16
The plural is octopoda, yes?
Posted by Glasses on July 1, 2009 at 2:11 PM
17
Goddam. Octopuses are damned smart and incredible creatures.

Stop eating them, y'all. They're smarter than most of you.
Posted by I'm Cool on July 1, 2009 at 2:26 PM
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@Posted by kresblamania on July 1, 2009 at 1:04 PM

unfortunately it's unlikely that the sea pub lib has access to this article in any form (print or electronic)
Posted by orchil on July 1, 2009 at 2:27 PM
piminnowcheez 19
Dude, Humboldt squid ARE flying cephalopods.
Posted by piminnowcheez on July 1, 2009 at 2:32 PM
rara avis 20
as an ex-research scientist, it really bothers me that i can no longer access most scientific journal articles (for free, natch). the open sharing of knowledge is supposed to be one of the hallmarks of the scientific method.i know there isn't a huge general audience for primary lit, but still...

but, yeah, cephalopods are my favorite invertebrates. totally. the flying is cool, but their skin is the best.
Posted by rara avis on July 1, 2009 at 4:55 PM
MarkyMark 21
Not only do they have a wicked beak, but they're venomous

"All Octopuses Are Venomous"
http://www.livescience.com/animals/09041…

"Folks who harass octopus run risk of being bitten" (duh)
http://www.susanscott.net/OceanWatch1996…

I've watched small ones while snorkeling, they're pretty cool. They usually can tell when you're staring at them, and get annoyed when their camouflage doesn't work.
Posted by MarkyMark on July 1, 2009 at 6:47 PM

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