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News & ArtsMonday, June 29, 2009
??!! The Lost Moment
Posted by Charles Mudede on Mon, Jun 29, 2009 at 4:06 PM
And this?
What is the story here? The balloons? The rotting apple? Is it a house? A club? What just happened? What is about to happen? It's all a mystery to me.
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She didn't want to have her photo shot with little pieces of apple in her teeth, so she declined to take a fresh bite just before each shot. Thus, the browning of what should have be a perfectly crisp, white, bite mark, what should have been an indication she has just given into one temptation, with other temptations to follow soon. I'm thinking the photographer needed an intern whose job it was to have a big bag of apples, and take a fresh bite out of each one, and place it (still glistening with apple juice and saliva) in the model's hand just before the shutter snaps. I think the etiquette in these sorts of professional photo shoots is that the intern doesn't have to swallow the chunk of apple.
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"It's all a mystery to me."
That seems to be the theme of damn near everything you write, Charles.
That seems to be the theme of damn near everything you write, Charles.
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Depending on where this was shot, it may indicate that they already HAD sex. The apple, bitten into, means she's been "consumed" by him. I used to see films and TV shows like this all the time in Asia. But the women always had more clothes on.
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Charles, why do you pretend that you are posting a sexy picture for some reason other than the sex appeal? None of the other Sloggers feel the need to cloak their sharing of masturbatory fodder in fake philosophizing. Just be honest about it and be done with it.
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The balloons are from a birthday party for their horse. He's left them, and they are enjoying the afterglow. She will treasure the apple they shared forever.
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