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Friday, June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson: A Remembrance

Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 7:20 PM

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From the intro:

How do you memorialize a one-of-a-kind musical genius who went crazy, morphed his race and gender, slept with kids, was repeatedly acquitted of child-molestation charges, and then died, alone and $400 million in debt? You’ll find our answers to this question in the collection of pieces below. (Much like the man’s life, it gets fucked up toward the end.)

Michael Jackson: A Remembrance, including:

*Growing Up with Michael Jackson (Who Never Grew Up) by Dave Segal

*The Kiddie-Pleasing Linguistic Inventions of the King of Pop by Eli Sanders

*How Michael Jackson Touched Me as a Child by Megan Seling

*Michael Jackson: Dying in Slow Motion by David Schmader

*No, Really: Michael Jackson Was Crazier Than Anyone Else Has Ever Dreamed of Being by Lindy West

*Michael Jackson, Mon Amour by Kid X, Age 12

*Posthumous Ruminations of One Pissed Angel by Farrah Fawcett

*RIP, Kate Jackson by Adrian Ryan

Find the full line-up here.

Fnarf Will Be Liveblogging Sunday's Soccer Match

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 5:25 PM

And Sean Nelson and I will be joining him. The game is at 1 pm. To hold you over until then, here's the Sounders wall across the street, the players' faces now covered over with Michael Jackson's face.

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(More on the wall here.)

Eyman Files a New Initiative

Posted by Dominic Holden on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 4:38 PM

This, like everything Tim Eyman files, is a terrible idea. The initiative would require the state to redact names and contact information of people who sign initiatives when someone makes a public disclosure request for the petitions. Says the Secretary of State's office:

Initiative promoter Tim Eyman is taking aim at potential harassment of signature-gatherers and people who sign their petitions. One feature of his new initiative says the names, signatures and addresses of people who sign initiatives and referenda would be blacked out before petition sheets are made public by the state Elections Division.

This grows out of announced plans by some supporters of a new “everything but marriage” domestic partnership law to put online the names and addresses of all who sign petitions for Referendum 71.

Petitions signatures are public record so that the public can verify that they really are valid. And releasing a petition that has qualified for the a ballot without the stuff people write down on the petitions doesn't make any bloody sense, does it? That's like saying, "Here's your police report, but we've removed every word." Eyman's filed the measure as an initiative to the legislature—which looks like an attempt to comment on the threat to release the names of Referendum 71 signers—but this indicates he might also refile it in 2010 as an initiative to the people. The complete text, which contains a few less-terrible provisions, is here (.pdf).

Michael Bay's The Great Gatsby

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 4:26 PM

So of course you're going to see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 6 times this weekend. But what are you going to do until you can get off work? Surely there must be something Transformers-y for you to do in the meantime? Well, you've read Lindy West's review of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, haven't you? It's a really good one.

But if you've already read Lindy's review, maybe you should head over to Cracked and read Michael Bay's storyboards for an adaptation of The Great Gatsby.

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You should go read the whole thing. Cracked magazine has always sucked, but I'm always surprised to rediscover that Cracked.com is hilarious.

Cantwell vs. Cantwell vs. Cantwell

Posted by Eli Sanders on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 4:17 PM

On Monday, Sen. Maria Cantwell told KUOW that the public option for health care reform is not something she's pushing, and that she prefers the coop compromise. Why doesn't Cantwell like the public option? Here's what she told KUOW:

I don't think that's something we can get through the United States Senate.

On Wednesday, Cantwell told the Tri-City Herald that she favors a public option.

And today, a Cantwell constituent who wrote the Senator to lobby for the public option received a reply from Cantwell, via e-mail, that included the following:

I am also working closely with my colleagues on the Finance Committee to develop a public option that will benefit Washington State residents. I believe an effective public option could help improve access to high quality care, while bringing down costs through expanded choice and competition in the health care industry.

Got that? Cantwell likes the coop compromise and doesn't think the public option can pass in the Senate and so isn't supporting the public option, except when she sometimes is.

Next week, Cantwell will kick off a series of six events all over Washington State to discuss health care reform. Maybe she can clarify her actual stance on the public option at one of them.

Disposable Bags and Windbags

Posted by Dominic Holden on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 4:15 PM

SurveyUSA has released an opinion poll on Seattle's bag-tax referendum and mayoral candidates. Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels leads the pack with 24 percent of likely primary voters and City Council Member Drago is second place at 15 percent, says the KING 5-sponsored poll. Interestingly, Drago leads among self-identified conservatives and Republicans. Former Sonic James Donaldson earned 14 percent support. The other candidates have eight percent support or less; they're basically toast. The real question, of course, is how a head-to-head match between Nickels and anyone else at all would shake out. Conventional wisdom suggests that, with less than a quarter of the voters supporting him, Nickels is in trouble.

And here's the bag-tax results, which indicate the vote could go either way:

Half of Seattle likely voters today say they are certain to vote yes on a ballot referendum that would require a 20 cent fee on disposable shopping bags; half say they are certain to vote no. Support for the measure is highest among young voters and among liberals, Democrats, and those with college degrees. Opposition is strongest among Republicans, conservatives, those without college educations, and among the oldest voters.

Headline of the Day

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 3:25 PM

'Stoned wallabies make crop circles'

Police Investigating Suspicious Death in West Seattle

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 3:23 PM

SPD homicide detectives are investigating a suspicious death in West Seattle after a man was found dead in his apartment earlier this week.

When officers entered the man's apartment Tuesday night, a police report says, they found signs of a struggle. "Furniture was knocked over, the phone was off the hook and there were multiple types of pills on the floor," officer Brian Koshak wrote in his report.

The report says the apartment building's managers told police they had not seen the man in three days. When police contacted the man's wife—who, the report says, lives in Florida—she told them she had not talked to her husband since his phone was disconnected more than a week ago.

Can Phillips Win Without Calling a Republican a Republican?

Posted by Dominic Holden on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 2:21 PM

The Republican brand is poisonous. But Democratic County Council Member Larry Phillips doesn’t seem willing to shoot those poison darts at Republican Susan Hutchison, whom he’s challenging in the race for King County Executive. When asked if will he call out Hutchison—who has donated to Republican candidates, including Rossi and Bush, and served on the board of the goddamn Discovery Institute—as a “Republican,” he says, “I have no problem saying that she is a conservative’s conservative.” That’s not the same as calling her out as a Republican (a party affiliation that her campaign denies). Phillips is apparently trying to avoid using Hutchison's party identity as a weapon against her.

Instead, Phillips wants to distinguish himself on an issue-by-issue basis, or allow her silence on those issues to speak for itself. “I’m going to be talking about the issues and inviting her to debate them to draw her into this discussion, and the more she doesn’t talk about [the issues] and the local economy, the more people will know her to be unprepared for the office,” he says.

But his attempt to let Hutchison hang herself may not work.

It’s a striking contrast from Dow Constantine, another county council member running for executive, who has held repeated press conferences and has riddled the press with comments about Hutchison’s crazy Republican affiliations. Hutchison so far holds a mind-boggling lead—a 29-point margin, according to the most recent poll—that seems rooted in her wide name recognition from years as a KIRO anchor. Logic dictates that, in this "nonpartisan" race, King County's overwhelmingly Democratic electorate doesn't realize that Hutchison is a Republican.

But Phillips believes that her record—past contributions, affiliations, etc.—will speak for itself, so he doesn't need to focus on that. "It's not a name-calling or gimmick exercise," he says.

To advance his campaign, Phillips released a four-pronged environmental platform, called a “Greenprint for King County,” yesterday. It would: (1) protect waterways from pollutants and clean up dirty rivers and streams; (2) use $50 million in property taxes already reserved for protecting pristine areas to purchase land in the White River and Green River basin; (3) support development around transit and make sure light rail runs in places where development can grow, like near Highway 99 rather than I-5; and (4) seek federal cap-and-trade funding for energy-conservation projects in King County.

But it’s unclear that Phillips's “Greenprint” will get voters to give a shit about Hutchison’s views on the environment, or get at her Achilles heel to help them see her for what she is: a Republican's Republican.

Obama Silent on MJ!

Posted by Eli Sanders on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 2:08 PM

What? No statement from the Commander in Chief on the passing of the King?! Even when, as Michael Shear reminds, it took Obama no time at all a few weeks ago to "express his sadness to the people of Gabon on the sudden death of notorious dictator President El Hadj Omar Bongo Ondimba of Gabon."

Spokesman Robert Gibbs explained at today's White House briefing:

I talked to him about it this morning. Look, [the president] said to me that obviously Michael Jackson was a spectacular performer and a music icon. I think everybody remembers hearing his songs, watching him moonwalk on television during Motown's 25th anniversary. But the president also said, look, he had aspects of his life that were sad and tragic. And his condolences went out to the Jackson family and to the fans that mourned his loss.

The White House press corps was not satisfied.

"Why not a written statement?" a reporter asked.

“Because I just said it," Gibbs replied.

"Did he call the family?"

“Not that I know of,” said Gibbs.

Cold.

Imelda Marcos cried! Hugo Chavez lamented! But Barack Obama can't even pick up the phone?

Probably he wants to avoid anything even close to this. Which is smart. The last thing No-drama Obama needs is to get himself tangled up in a Demerol-connected celebrity death mess that's only just beginning.

Burning Question

Posted by Megan Seling on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 1:51 PM

"Are any clubs having Michael Jackson tributes tonight too?"

"He's Seen the Green Weenie"

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 1:38 PM

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...this is something my dad says, translation: "He died." I just typed it in an email and realized a.) it is extremely odd, and b.) it is an etymological mystery to me. The wikipedia entry kind-of-sort-of explains it:

The Green Weenie was a sports gimmick co-created by Bob Prince (1916-1985), the legendary broadcaster for the Pittsburgh Pirates Major League Baseball team, and Pirate trainer Danny Whelan. It was most popular during the 1966 baseball season in Pittsburgh...

The Green Weenie was a green plastic rattle in the shape of a hot dog, which when waved at opposing players, purportedly put a jinx on them. Conversely, when waved at Pirate players it allegedly bestowed good luck.

The superstition began during a 1966 game against the Houston Astros, when Danny Whelan shouted from the dugout at Astros' pitcher Dave Giusti, "You're gonna walk him!" while waving a green rubber hot dog in the direction of the pitcher's mound. Giusti did walk the batter, and the Astros lost the game. During the next game's broadcast, Prince quizzed Whelan about the frankfurter incident, and the gimmick was born. Within weeks, Green Weenies were being sold to fans at Forbes Field.

A green weenie is apparently also a fishing lure.

Photo from over here.

The Case of the Yogurt-Based Hate Crime

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 1:18 PM

A South Seattle man called police earlier this week to complain about ongoing, racially-based harassment in his neighborhood.

According to a police report, the man, who lives in the 5200 block of S Dawson Street called police on Tuesday to report that someone had left a note on his car stating "you black nigger move."

Earlier this month, the report says, the man also called police after someone covered one of his vehicles in yogurt and wrote "Fuck you bitch" on the car. It's unclear whether the words were written in yogurt.

The man also says he has received numerous "annoying phone calls from a restricted number" and had to change his phone number to get the calls to stop.

Police are investigating the latest incident as a hate crime.

According to SPD spokeswoman Renee Witt, the department has seen "no significant increase in hate crimes reported in Seattle" in the last year.

Glenn Beckwatch: Too Crazy for Glenn?

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 1:06 PM

d6f6/1246040437-glennbeck.pngHuffington Post put up this video of Glenn Beck talking with batshitcrazylady Michelle Bachmann about the census. They're both hopping mad! Why does the government want to count Americans*? And why don't they ask illegal immigrants if they're illegal immigrants? But in a rare moment, Bachmann actually out-crazies Glenn Beck when she suggests that the census might lead to internment camps. Watch our buddy Glenn at the very end of the clip:

I have never seen the likes of this before, and I don't know if I ever will again. Bachmann being nutsier than Glenn Beck is like someone shouting down Bill O'Reilly on the O'Reilly Factor, or getting Rush Limbaugh to admit that you've made a good point.

* Special note to Republicans who are suddenly suspicious of the census: It's in the fucking Constitution. The same document that insists you can keep your AK-47s also demands that an "Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct."

Death Cab for Cutie, Presidents of the United States of America, Harvey Danger, Murder City Devils, Kinski, Soundgarden, Mad Rad, et. al, on What They Were Doing When They Found Out Michael Jackson Had Died

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 1:02 PM

Ben Gibbard, Sean Nelson, Jason Finn, and Chris Cornell were all driving at the time. Not in the same car. I don't think.

Get Used to Disappointment, Mariners

Posted by Dominic Holden on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 12:22 PM

Rebecca Hale, spokeswoman for the Mariners, says, "We’re disappointed that we didn’t win," referring to the case the team just lost, attempting to banish a strip club—the horror—from opening near Safeco Filed. The team hasn't decided whether it will appeal the decision. "We’re going to take some time to digest the judge's written decision," she says.

The Mariners are such a worthless embarrassment. For those keeping score: The team lost 101 games, $4.5 million, and had the most poorly attended season since the team moved to Safeco Field last year. And now team also lost this lawsuit that it filed last year. Considering Seattle voters rejected the prudish four-foot rule by a 26-point margin in 2006—indicating that we don't give a shit about strippers closer to us than four feet, and certainly not strippers way down in SoDo—I assume that this lawsuit will keep driving crowds away from Mariners games. Why waste our money on tickets that go to a losing team that uses its dough on an unpopular, bullshit, moralistic crusade?

Remember The Time?

Posted by Eli Sanders on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 12:21 PM

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I've clicked through a lot of amazing Michael Jackson photos over the last 22 hours, but have seen nothing quite as amazing as this image (which comes via the New York Times and the Associated Press) of the King of Pop standing, as if he were a visiting military dictator from the most sequined autocracy on earth, with Ron and Nancy.

The occasion? A 1984 ceremony to thank MJ for helping out with a drunk-driving awareness effort.

I would now like to hold a ceremony to thank this photographer, whose composition precisely demonstrates—and eerily predicts—Michael Jackson's spot in the global power hierarchy.

Seattle Poetry Chain 29: Susan Skilling

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 12:00 PM

A couple weeks back on the Seattle Poetry Chain, Michael Rust wrote about a traffic jam and a lightning storm.

This week, Rust has chosen Susan Skilling, who offers us a tiny, untitled poem:

Beetle, wandering nowhere
it would seem
through a forest of grass
your glossy armor
reflecting the mid-day sun
your feet dedicated
to their lonely lopsided path
your ancient heart pulsing
in the great heart of reality
dear beetle
what a kinship we have.

Which is just about perfect for a gorgeous summer day, I reckon. Tune in next week to see who Susan Skilling chooses to be the next poet on the Seattle Poetry Chain.

The Washington Blade's Report On The DNC Protest

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 11:46 AM

St. Trig of Wasilla

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 11:29 AM

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Sarah Palin is upset with an Alaskan blogger who did a little photoshopping and replaced her son Trig's face with an the face of an Alaskan right-wing radio ranter. A Palin spokesperson complained to Politico...

Recently we learned of a malicious desecration of a photo of the Governor and baby Trig...

I didn't realize that it was possible to "desecrate" an image of a Palin.

Desecration (also called desacralization or desanctification) is the act of depriving something of its sacred character—or the disrespectful or contemptuous treatment of that which is held to be sacred by a group or individual.

Got the Vapors, Ladies?

Posted by Lindy West on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 11:27 AM

Medical science can help!

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Wikipedia just delights me to no end.

Walking in Los Angeles

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 11:07 AM

Today The Stranger Suggests

Posted by The Stranger on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 11:00 AM

Gay

Bend-It Festival

Too young and/or broke to hit the beer gardens this weekend? Consider Bend-It Festival, an all-ages, DIY-oriented queer party happening this weekend at Cal Anderson Park, Northwest Film Forum, and Vera Project. This afternoon's kick-off at the park includes musical performances by hiphop duo Thee Satisfaction, Feelin' Alright (members of Team Dresch, Erase Errata, and Dear Nora), the Redwood Plan, My Parade (members of Bow + Arrow and Pillow Fight Fight), and the Get Off, plus hair styling by Vain, a bike-maintenance station courtesy of the Bikery, and an after-dark screening of Stonewall. (Cal Anderson Park, 1635 11th Ave, www.myspace.com/bend_it. 3 pm, free, all ages.)

ERIC GRANDY

The Mariners Are Losers

Posted by Dominic Holden on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 10:55 AM

7e08/1246039467-mariners_vs_strippers.jpgKing County Superior Court Judge John Erlick ruled a few minutes ago that a Déjà Vu strip club is allowed to open a half-block south of Safeco Field. The prudish Mariners and the authority that runs Safeco Field had filed the lawsuit that attempted to reverse an earlier decision by the city to allow the strip club. Erlick dismissed the crux of the argument, writing that the Mariners failed to prove that Safeco Field or the surrounding areas qualified as "public park and open space use," which, under a 2007 city law, would require an 800-foot buffer zone from strip clubs.

Attorneys for the Mariners had argued that a 60-foot-wide sidewalk south of Safeco Field with a few benches constituted such a "park and open space use."

“Most significantly, here, Safeco Plaza operates as an overflow parking area, essentially auxiliary to the adjacent parking garage," Erlick wrote in his decision. "Such a use for parking and traffic is inconsistent with park uses for recreational and esthetic proposes."

Of course, the Mariners wern't driven by a passion for open space. The team is attempting to claim moral high ground over stripping. In its petition filed in December, the Mariners said Déjà Vu strip clubs have “adverse impacts repugnant to a family entertainment environment.”

The city’s Department of Planning and Development decided in December that the club could open near Safeco Field. The Mariners appealed the decision to the city’s hearing examiner later that month, but promptly lost the case. The Mariners and Safeco Field filed the lawsuit in King County Court on December 23.

“I suggest they stick to baseball where they have a lot better chance of bringing some credit to their organization,” says the attorney for Déjà vu, Peter Buck. He expects the Mariners to appeal this decision but believes he will win any further court cases. “We have conducted video surveillance of that area during every Mariner game starting May 15, 2009. The photographs show that it is indeed a huge parking lot—not a public park. We have a photo display. The days of misrepresentations by the Mariners are over.”

Illustration by Robert Ullman

It's the Last Friday of the Month

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 10:49 AM

Which means tonight is Critical Mass. The last Critical Mass looked like this:

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Contrary to what you'll read in Slog comments, you do not need to be an asshole to join the ride. (Most riders are sweet as can be.) You do not have to know anyone. You do not need to pay anything. You do not need to come with anyone. All you need is a bicycle. The group gathers at Westlake Center at around 5:30 pm and the ride starts around 6:00 pm. The route is determined on the fly.

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