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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Democracy in Action

Posted by David Schmader on Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 8:49 AM

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U!S!A! U!S!A! From the New York Daily News:

After an overwhelming viewer vote, E! has announced it will ban "The Hills" villains Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag-Pratt from the network. An estimated 94% of those who responded to an E! poll said they were tired of seeing the couple's "self-promoting press" and wanted the network to stop talking about them.

[T]he network took note of viewers' growing ire at the couple and internal questions about the validity of the reality duo's fame, especially in light of their recent run on NBC's "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here," during which they quit twice and made spectacles of themselves.

In solidarity with E!, I vow to only cover "Speidi" (shudder) when they're being officially banned from other media outlets, or when one of them kills and eats the other. In memoriam, here's some classic footage of E!'s rejects being called out on their felony buttholism by the ladies of The View.

In the meantime, I turn to you, Slog readers.

What negligible news entity should be banned from Slog?


(As with all elections, the results are not binding.)

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Rotten666 1
Not binding? I thought this was a slog poll?
Posted by Rotten666 on June 25, 2009 at 8:58 AM
Baconcat 2
Can we make God and Jesus enemies of Slog?
Posted by Baconcat on June 25, 2009 at 9:01 AM
3
No. I'm of the "Jesus, protect me from your followers" camp.
Posted by David Schmader on June 25, 2009 at 9:03 AM
Baconcat 4
Have you seen his arms, Schmader? They say he was a carpenter, but he doesn't look like he could even pick up a hammer.

I'm surprised he stuck, I was half-expecting those arms to go like taffy within seconds.
Posted by Baconcat on June 25, 2009 at 9:07 AM
willisreed 5
But what will Joel McHale talk about on The Soup?!?!?!
Posted by willisreed on June 25, 2009 at 9:15 AM
Zoroastronomer 6
You can't DQ beauty pageant contestants b/c then we wouldn't hear of any of Palin's peccadilloes.
Posted by Zoroastronomer on June 25, 2009 at 9:15 AM
7
Where is the option for Pit bulls? Critical Massholes? Comment Trolls?

This poll sucks.
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on June 25, 2009 at 9:24 AM
8
Who are these people? (Seriously. I don't know. Though if I've lived this long without knowing, it won't much matter if I DO know.)
Posted by arts&letters on June 25, 2009 at 9:30 AM
kim in portland 9
I couldn't choose one.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPpCxY05dqs on June 25, 2009 at 9:44 AM
TheMisanthrope 10
@5 That was actually my thought.
Posted by TheMisanthrope on June 25, 2009 at 9:44 AM
11
We all know the last straw was stealing Spider-Man's nickname
Posted by Ben Weldon on June 25, 2009 at 9:56 AM
Will in Seattle 12
I wanted to vote for God and Perez Hilton, His Spokesman On Earth.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on June 25, 2009 at 10:12 AM
Carollani 13
Oh good god, they are so awful. So so awful.
Posted by Carollani http://www.carollani.com/wordpress on June 25, 2009 at 10:18 AM
alanw 14
I'd like to add a request that an exception be made for when Spencer can't get work, winds up broke, and starts doing gay gangbang videos. We need to know about that.
Posted by alanw on June 25, 2009 at 10:50 AM
15
Wait, does this ban extend to The Soup? That would suck. I'm sure that's not what voters intended. ("That's the problem"!)
Posted by Phiadria on June 25, 2009 at 10:53 AM
Will in Seattle 16
@14 - yeah, that's true.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on June 25, 2009 at 10:57 AM
17
@4,

Why do you think he turned to preaching?

Anyway, we can't ignore the godbags. They have too much political and cultural power.
Posted by keshmeshi on June 25, 2009 at 11:03 AM
treacle 18
What? No "All of the above" option? So much for 'democracy'! :>)
Posted by treacle on June 25, 2009 at 12:00 PM
19
While your at it, can you ban Idolator from Line Out? You guys have a healthy music scene up there, your music editor can do better than to use that site like the Associated Press of music reporting.
Posted by Dougsf on June 25, 2009 at 12:23 PM
Fnarf 20
I still think Spencer and Heidi are an avant-garde performance art duo. Heidi's just dumb, but Spencer, he's MAGNIFICENTLY dumb. What was that rap he did? "You don't slip, you trip, you flip, like pancakes". That's just art, man.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on June 25, 2009 at 1:27 PM
MarkyMark 21
Such a relief to see how many people understand how extremely vile a creature Perez Hilton is. The media tangles with him at their peril. I pray he ends up doing a long stretch in prison.
Posted by MarkyMark on June 25, 2009 at 7:10 PM

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