Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Media Subtle
Posted by David Schmader on Wed, Jun 24, 2009 at 12:47 PM
How Burger King's hyping its hot new seven-incher. Thanks, Copyranter.
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they should get one for the gov of SC who is not just cheating on his wife, but doing it on father's day (hiking my ass)
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Please note that this ad is from Singapore. Brands can get away with all kinds of crazy shit in other countries. Although I'm still skeptical this actually ran.
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I'm imagining the art director talking to the makeup artist, "Can you make her look a little bit more like one of those cheap inflatable sex dolls? Yeah, that's it, more red, good. Can you tell the talent to open her mouth a bit wider? Her eyes, her eyes need to look a little more vacant. Good, good. [*high fives photographer*]" I wonder if the agency responsible for this one will put it in their portfolio.
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Any self-respecting slut should be able to suck off a puny 7-incher...Jared from Subway has been gagging on foot-longs for years without complaint. He could blow circles around this wide-eyed tramp with one love handle tied behind his back.
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I thought we were a sex positive community with an enjoyment of raunch?
Is this just in poor taste because it's a big corporation, or is it the sexism of having a woman in a sexual situation (if the later, would it be perfectly OK or anti-gay if it were a guy?)
Is this just in poor taste because it's a big corporation, or is it the sexism of having a woman in a sexual situation (if the later, would it be perfectly OK or anti-gay if it were a guy?)
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The ad says it has "A-1 thick & hearty steak sauce" (in the lower right), which I know is reddish colored. The sauce on that cock... er, sandwich is white.
Nice.
Nice.
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@16, If you look below the layer of those crispy onion things, you will see a layer of reddish brown steak sauce. However, they have gone to great lengths to emphasize the white dribbles.
This has to be the worst advertisment since McDonalds juxtaposed a breakfast burrito next to a model's wide open mouth and wrote, "Open your snack hole."
This has to be the worst advertisment since McDonalds juxtaposed a breakfast burrito next to a model's wide open mouth and wrote, "Open your snack hole."
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@8, Singapore, where they throw you in jail for spitting on the sidewalk?
Guess I'd have to swallow.
Guess I'd have to swallow.
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If this ad is anything like Manhunt or Craigslist, then it means this is actually only a 5-incher...
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shit, 24, you took the words right outta my cocksucking mouth.
I was thinking that if it was 7 interweb inches, it would really be one of those Jack-in-the-Crack Mini Sirloin Burgers or whatnot.
I was thinking that if it was 7 interweb inches, it would really be one of those Jack-in-the-Crack Mini Sirloin Burgers or whatnot.
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At least this isn't as bad as the BK ad that ran in the US using sex to sell sponge bob kid meals (with the baby got back song and girls with square asses shaking around). I mean at least this sex-doll shaped woman is of age.
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Oh - and by the way - I would think that Renée Zellweger could take at least 8 inches. Just sayin'
That is her, right?
That is her, right?
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no, just ask Aislinn, she says Renee couldn't manage it all.
at least it's not like those pervy Cheetos ads ...
at least it's not like those pervy Cheetos ads ...
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Surprised nobody's mentioned the ads from Carl's Jr. (founded by dead-and-buried right-wingnut Carl Karcher): "If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face."
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@15
For me, It's gross b/c BJ's (which I happen to be quite fond of) should NEVER be paired with something as repulsive& nasty as fast food (something I'm not so fond of)
For me, It's gross b/c BJ's (which I happen to be quite fond of) should NEVER be paired with something as repulsive& nasty as fast food (something I'm not so fond of)
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Raunchy ad or not, that sandwich looks disgusting. If they can't make it look decent in the ad, I shudder to imagine what it looks like in real life. Talk about gagging.
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The BK near my house has had a sign up for several weeks "Try an Angry Whopper". Is that seriously a menu offering? What the hell IS it? It sounds like a Throbbing Member.
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