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Saturday, June 20, 2009

News The Morning News

Posted by Unpaid Intern on Sat, Jun 20, 2009 at 9:23 AM

Situation Normal, All Fucked Up: Reports of police stopping protests, bombs going off in Iran.

Because If There's One Thing Today's College Students Are, It's Surreptitious: Obama Administration looks into starting ROTC for spies.

World's Oldest Man Tells Us How He Survived So Long: "...Cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women."

Where Did He Go?: Steve Jobs had a liver transplant.

Here's A Good reason Why Health Care Reform Is Necessary: US has severe shortage of primary care doctors.

I Wonder How More Physicians Would Be Helpful...?: CDC says swine flu could extend flu season to entire year.

Thirsty?: Washington State to loosen liquor rules due to recession.

Population Drop: By fall, Ft. Lewis will be down 18,000 in largest deployment since Korean War.

More 90's Comedy Goodness: It's painfully dated and NSFW.

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"there's a bald horse in central park" - Bwahaha! not that funny now, but back then it sure was...

Posted by NumberOne on June 20, 2009 at 10:10 AM

Fuck, fuck, fuck the WSLCB, hard and forever. I hope their children die of cancer.

Fifteen new stores? How about replacing the one I used to go to, which you shuttered a while back for a goddamn Archie McPhuckingPhee's? Right in the middle of one of the densest neighborhoods in the biggest city in the state, and there's no fucking liquor store? FUCK YOU.

How about you get out of the liquor business entirely, shut ALL your stores, go away and collect your tax, while people who actually have a goddamn clue about liquor sell it for a change? Maybe we'd get some decent brands in for a change. The entire justification for the WSLCB disappeared many decades ago; now it's just a corrupt little corner of cronyism. FUCK YOU PEOPLE. DIE SCUM DIE.

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