This is making the rounds...
Pretty brilliant.
Dang. Where will we get our pot now?
A large marijuana grow likely worth more than $50 million was found on a tree farm near Burbank, authorities said.The grow is said to be one of the largest in the history of Walla Walla County.
About 40,000 plants, ranging in height from 1-4 feet, were seized Wednesday by members of the South Eastern Washington Narcotics Team, the Walla Walla County Sheriff’s Office said.
I'm thinkin' we'll be treated to a lot of stupid fucking credulous hackery as this story is reported over the next few days. But our first Stupid Fucking Credulous Hacks Of the Day award goes to "KOMO Staff" for their report on the "staggering $50 million worth of marijuana" confiscated by police "in one fell swoop." Mindless glorification of the War on Drugs? Check. Law-enforcement authorities approached for comment? Check. No quotes from opponents of futile War on Drugs? Check.
KOMO Staff: Stupid fucking credulous hacks of the day.
Officials discovered child pornography on a computer used by alleged Holocaust Museum shooter and confirmed white supremacist James W. von Brunn. Guys like this make me wish I believed in hell.
Want to be a writer, like this 24 year-old who wrote to The Reverse Cowgirl? Her advice is simple: Give up the dream.
If you think I make money off blogging, you are misguided. Once, I made some money off this blog by running some American Apparel ads featuring porn star Sasha Grey wearing some thigh-high socks and a thick genital shrug of pubic hair. Welcome to journalism 2009. It's an ugly world.Sometimes, I like to torture myself by thinking back to 2000, or whenever it was, before the dot-com bubble burst and we all died. It was an amazing, heady time. I used $20 as toilet paper and ate Chicken Kiev flown in from the Russian Tea Room for breakfast. Truly, I wrote for a website called Beer.com that paid me, like, a $1,000 for, I can't remember, a monthly 500-word column or something. That was a good time. Until it wasn't. And then it wasn't.
Thanks to Slog tipper Caroline.
Rex Wockner pulled together a bracing blog post about the DOMA brief and the tsunami of gay anger that it unleashed.
Where to start? What has he done that's good? He issued a nice proclamation for pride month and he extended a few spousal benefits to federal employees' same-sex partners—sick leave and long-term care insurance, for example, but not health coverage, which he said June 17 is not within his power. That's the good news—all of it.What hasn't he done? Anything about Don't Ask, Don't Tell, anything about the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), anything about the Employment Non-Discrimination Act. He's done nothing about any of the stuff he promised the gays before they rushed to the polls en masse last November to make sure he won that election.
And, then, Mr. Obama's Justice Department filed a brief June 11 in a federal same-sex marriage case that used nearly every nasty homophobic argument in the book to argue against letting gays get married. That was the straw that broke the camel's back and unleashed a flood of harsh criticism from gay VIPs.
Wockner walks you through all those reactions: it's required reading.
TechCrunch (by way of The Proverbial Lone Wolf Librarian's Weblog) reports that Google Books has added a whole bunch of features. Some of the new changes include the ability to turn a book into plain text (if the font the book was published in is especially awful, which happens a lot with older editions), the ability to clip and publish certain portions of books on a website or blog, or the ability to embed a whole book, YouTube-style, into a website or blog:
I think this embedding function could be a very useful thing, especially if you want to quote from copyright-free works.
Andrew has devoted all his time—and given over his blog—to the situation Iran (and he's been doing amazing work), so he hasn't been weighed in on the DOMA brief and the growing fury in the gay community. Until now:
One way to get the Obama administration's attention on civil rights is for gay people to stop funding the Democrats. That's all these people care about anyway when it comes to gays: our money. If the Democrats refuse to support us, refuse to support them. This is a start. But we need to get more creative. We need actions to highlight the administration's betrayals, postponements and boilerplate. We need to start confronting the president at his events. We need civil disobedience. We need to tell him we do not want another fricking speech where he tells us he is a fierce advocate for our rights, when that is quite plainly at this point not true.
Read the whole thing here. And you can read my call for civil disobedience here.
The city's Ethics and Elections Commission (SEEC) says it won't be filing ethics violation charges following an investigation into allegations that some city officials received preferential plow treatment during Snowpocalyspe 2008.
According to the SEEC's report, investigators interviewed plow drivers and examined 1,000 reports on plow routes, and found "no evidence that Mayor [Greg] Nickels...or any other elected officials misused their official positions to secure special treatment from [the Seattle Department of Transportation] during the storm response."
Although a plow driver told investigators that former city transportation manager Paul Jackson had informed drivers that clearing streets in front of the mayor, deputy mayor and SDOT director's homes in West Seattle was in their "best interests" and would "make [them] all look better," the report says, the SEEC did not find enough corroborating evidence to charge Jackson with an ethics violation.
AP:
Officials at a New Mexico animal shelter say they'll euthanize more than 50 dogs and puppies this week to make room for 12 pit bulls from an unresolved dog fighting case.
They have to kill 50 dogs and puppies to make room for those 12 lovable pits because the pits, on account of their "aggressive nature," have to be housed one-to-a-cage at a shelter that usually houses more than one dog per cage. I have a bias and everything, I realize, but still: wouldn't it be fairer to put down the 12 pits and let the other 50 dogs and puppies live? Or am I missing something?
Sure, it looks easy, doesn't it? Just complaining about stuff in print on a semi-regular basis. Well, here's your chance: McSweeney's is having a contest to find some new columnists for their website.
1. Form and content is open. We are looking for writers and writing that are engaging and interesting, of the "we know it when we see it" variety. It would probably be a mistake to look at our current columns and try to replicate them. We love those columns, but they came about by authors simply following their own paths. Write about subject matter you're interested in, in the way you find most compelling.
Currently McSweeney's has a column by a librarian and a skateboarder, among others. The top three columnists get $500 bucks and a one-year contract to be a columnist for McSweeney's. That's about as steady a writing gig as you're going to find in this economy.
(Ionic column from Clipart Etc.)
Bush is back!
[On] Obama's domestic policy."Government does not create wealth," Bush said. "The major role for the government is to create an environment where people take risks to expand the job rate in the United States."
Eight things you should know about Kate Whoriskey. (Not a comprehensive list.)
Discussed: research in the Congo, how regional theaters are like a sandcastle, and whether she thinks of Intiman as a theater for Seattle or a staging ground for world domination.
The Stonewall Democrats are out—and they're pissed:
The members of the Board and our membership put our hopes, our dollars and our time into ensuring the election of Barack Obama because we believed that he supported us. To now have his Administration refer to our relationships in the same terms used by our long time enemies such as Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell and James Dobson hurts on so many levels. To have our committed and loving relationships referred to as the moral equivalent of incest and pedophilia is not something that any of us ever expected from this Administration considering how hard we worked to be seen and respected. For that reason alone, advocating for attendance at a fundraiser to support the Administration and the DNC, while they have not condemned this hurtful language, is not something our membership will receive positively.
Says John...
The Stonewall Democrats is THE gay Democratic organization. They are partisans to the core. They don't go against the party. And no offense to our friends at SD, but they're not exactly "gay activists" either. For this organization to announce that it is pulling out of the upcoming DNC gay fundraiser is not just a big deal for the fundraiser, it's a very troubling message for the Democratic party leadership.Let me put this another way. And again, no offense to Stonewall Dems. But these are folks that sometimes, some of us, think are more Dem than they are Gay. For them to stick it to the Democratic Party is rather huge.
Jacket Copy points to this post by Garth Risk Hallberg about the books he's picked up off the street in Brooklyn.
Indeed, hardly a day goes by in Brooklyn that I don't see a box of cast-off books sitting on a stoop or by a curb, with a "Free - Take Me" sign, or (once) a glow-stick casting its alien light over the offerings. The entire borough, viewed from a certain angle, is like a great rotating library: you take my copy of Mules and Men, I'll relieve you of your Sense and Sensibility.
If you follow the link, you'll see a list of thirty books he's picked up just walking down the street. I have never been so jealous of Brooklynites as I am right now.
Washington's anti-gay shepherds are marshaling their flock to gather petition signatures for Referendum 71, but they're also using the opportunity to raise some dough—but little of that money, apparently, is being spent on gathering signatures.
Records from the Public Disclosure Commission show that Gary Randall's organization, Faith and Freedom, is using the referendum to out-fundraise the group officially running the campaign. Protect Marriage Washington, the official sponsor, has raised $3,342, while Randall's Faith and Freedom PAC has brought in $6,669, PDC records show. Randall's group has only spent $1,553 so far—and what is he spending the money on? Paying himself, of course. Says Lurleen at Pam's House Blend:
On 5/29/09 Gary Randall's Faith & Freedom PAC paid Gary Randall's Faith & Freedom Network $900 for "Website mgmt for internet promotion of Ref 71" and $219 for "Website tech support." On first glance this is no big deal, but look a little closer and you'll see shades of shell gaming.I've blogged about Gary's Ref 71 website before. In summary, the Ref 71 website that Gary set up is redundant and completely superfluous because Larry Stickney had already set up an official campaign website. Gary's Ref 71 website doesn't link to the official campaign website, and its donation button takes you to the Faith & Freedom PAC donation page, not to the donation page of the official referendum PAC.
In other words, Randall's not spending his money getting the referendum on the ballot; he's holding onto most of it and paying himself to build a bigger, better fundraising website. But if R-71 doesn't make the ballot—a very real possibility, given that they had fewer than two months to gather over 120,000 signatures and they're not paying petitioners—Randall will have a bunch of money left over, to, you know, pay himself. Seem like a transparent strategy? That's what he did in 2006 with the Faith and Freedom Foundation, the group's 501 (c)(3) wing, when he organized around Referendum 65. That referendum, intended to repeal a bill to block discrimination against gay people, didn't get enough signatures to make it on the ballot, but Randall did use his organization to promote the measure (and fundraise around the measure) and pay himself $53,877 for 15 hours a work a week.
Meanwhile, the group opposing the referendum, Washington Families Standing Together, has raised $8,224 and spent $2,903.

About a month ago, I slogged about watching all 72 hours of The Sopranos consecutively. As I wrote then:
Over the past decade I've watched dozens of Sopranos episodes on A&E and DVD and in HBO-rigged hotel rooms, accepting whatever episode was thrown at me and cumulatively encountering most of the major plot points, but never experiencing the story chronologically, thus never able to directly connect cause and effect between misdeeds and retribution for misdeeds, and most importantly, never knowing exactly when a character was lying—which, as we're dealing with organized crime, is a lot of the time. It's been—duh—amazing. I will not bother reiterating why The Sopranos is both one of the greatest television shows and one of the greatest Mafia-themed entertainments ever made, because everyone who cares already knows. But my chronological, unedited-for-TV viewing has been a 36-hours-and-counting dream.
Now it's up to a 62-hours-and-counting dream, with my trek through season five bringing me to what feels like the single greatest Sopranos episode I've ever seen: the next-to-last episode of the season, "Long Term Parking." The whole episode is unusually poignant, with Tony's post-separation return home to Carmela (who looks slender and gorgeous in that perfect post-heartbreak I-think-I-may-be-single-again way) but of course the main story line belongs to Adriana, who tells Christopher her secret and the matter sorted out before nightfall.
This horrifying abruptness (see subject line) of mob life is one of the scariest parts of The Sopranos. I just got hit by another instance of this in season six, when Vito's secret is discovered and he's on the lam within the hour. The overarching moral: Being in the mafia is the kinkiest lifestyle choice there is. (Also, sociopaths make good TV—you never know what those fuckers are gonna do.)
(Also also, am I the only person who watches The Sopranos with subtitles? It's really illuminating re: the Italian slang (madon', goomar, etc).)
P.S. Turns out I'm not alone in considering "Long Term Parking" the best Sopranos episode ever.

Yesterday, more details came to light about lawsuits filed by Wizards of the Coast against alleged Dungeons and Dragons book filesharers. In recent years, D&D has made a huge digital push with subscription-based online services, but in April, Wizards put the kabosh on official PDF copies of their books amid a flurry of lawsuits.
With this week's reveal of the plaintiffs and some of their attempts at mediation comes a doozy:
Nolan, denying that he uploaded the handbook for public access or committed other wrongdoing, wrote personally to the court on May 20 that he lost his wallet with material showing his Web site usernames and passwords on a trip to Michigan in February.
A (paraphrased) response at reddit sums it up: Time to roll a skill check for bullshitting, Nolan. You better hope the judge considers your D20 permissible evidence.
No one has to tell me that I sucked during this appearance on CNN. Way too aggro, way too much shouting. Something about this format brings out the drunk-Irish-Catholic-uncle-losing-it-at-Thanksgiving in me. I apologize in advance if you opt to watch it. I'm only posting it because it illustrates just how much damage the Obama administration has done to itself—where gay issues and advocates are concerned—with that "incest and child rape and gay marriage, oh my!" DOMA brief last week.
I went on CNN last Friday night with Stampp Corbin, the former co-chair of the Obama LGBT Leadership Council during the presidential campaign and a San Diego City Commissioner, to argue about whether or not the Obama is "selling out the gay community." Campbell Brown wanted us to talk about the gays-in-the-military sellout, which was old news by last Friday night. I had just finished reading the DOMA brief that dropped Friday morning—which partly explains why my head was exploding—and I wanted to talk about that sellout. Corbin was there to defend Barack Obama. And he tried...
Oh, give the president time, there's so much on his plate, we'll see a little fierce advocacy sooner or later: Corbin ran us through all the usual excuses for the Obama's reluctance/refusal to act on any of the promises Obama made to the gay community. Which is what makes this development so significant: Stampp Corbin is the latest gay bigwig to pull out of next week's big gay DNC fundraiser. At some point between last Friday night and this morning Corbin sat down and read the DOMA brief and guess what? His head is exploding now too. This is from Corbin's post at San Diego News Network website, a post titled "The DOMA Brief Ruined Everything":
The president says he is a “fierce advocate” for LGBT rights. Really? I don’t think comparing a marriage to my partner, to marrying my niece or sister, is being my fierce advocate. I expect the president will try to distance himself from the brief and even the press statement, but it is too late. If how I feel, as one of the president’s most ardent supporters, is any indication, Obama is in for a world of trouble over the next year with the LGBT community.... Unfortunately, I will see everything that the Obama administration does for LGBT Americans through the lens of the DOMA brief. Meaning, I will be waiting for the other proverbial shoe to drop, while praying President Obama delivers on his promises.Next week, I am boycotting the Gay and Lesbian Leadership Council Democratic National Committee event honoring Vice President Biden to drive home my discontent. Many other prominent LGBT donors have also joined in the boycott. Is the announcement of benefits for LGBT federal employees to squash the boycott and the general uproar? Hmm…In politics, money talks. It is unlikely that Obama just put together this announcement in the last week to throw a bone to my community; it has been in the works for many weeks. I would have celebrated loudly had this been announced before the DOMA debacle, but now I will only give polite, muted applause. That pesky DOMA brief has ruined everything.
Mr. President, your DOMA mistake awakened a sleeping giant. He is mad as hell and is not going to take it anymore. You better get LGBT affirming legislation moving quickly or the coffers of the LGBT community will be slammed shut on the fingers of your administration and the DNC.
China Miéville is guest-blogging over on Amazon's Omnivoracious blog. He's taking the opportunity to propose five new mashup genres for science fiction. Here's one:
iv) NoirdPronounced Nward: Weird Noir. Candidates for membership are already appearing. Crime novels, particularly of a hard-boiled variety, infused with and riffing off the strange. Detective fiction with a deeply sceptical relationship to the supposedly everyday, whether it eschews morality or not.
Influences will be pretty obvious. Sinewy crime from Dashiel Hammett; Raymond Chandler; Minette Walters; Martin Cruz Smith; Sara Paretsky; Karin Slaughter; Conan Doyle; et innumerable al. Also films, particularly monochrome, extra particularly any featuring trench-coats, hats with shadows, and hands holding smoking revolvers.
The other influence, of course, will be the Weird. It's to be broadly conceived, here, ranging from the explicitly Cthulhoid tentacular through to the slipstream oneiric. Lovecraft through Murakami, Machen via Svankmajerova, Ligotti and C.L. Moore through Louise Bourgeois and Stefan Grabinski. You'll be reading Noird if a flawed hero/ine in fedora; peppers a Deep One with slugs; finds clues that reconfigure themselves after bagging-and-tagging into malevolent trinkets, tchotchkes and odradeks; or realises that the murderer is A Personified Nightmare of Opaque Quotidian Complicity.
What to say: 'All crime fiction is dream fiction really, of course.'
What not to say: 'I prefer cozies.'
The other four genres are over here. I want to blog like China Miéville when I grow up.
While it's certainly true we don't see enough fistfights in local and national politics, the Czech Republic still needs to step up its game if it wants to be considered a world leader in politician slap fests. Check out these two ministers going at it, and sigh deeply wishing that their fathers had taught them as young boys how to make a decent fist and use it.
First: Ahmadinejad is hiding:
Speculation is intensifying about the whereabouts of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who claimed victory in the Iranian presidential election but has not been seen in public since Monday, when he was in Russia for a conference.
Second: A what-he-said to Sullivan about why Iran matters so very much:
Moreover, Iran is at the very heart of the global struggle between the forces of distorted and politicized religious tyranny and the power of real faith and freedom. This struggle was never ours' to impose, however good the intentions. It was always there for the people themselves to grasp. And grasp it they now have - with astounding courage, clarity and calm.And so at the white-hot center of the global conflict, this astonishing force has emerged to resist escalation, unwind conflict, get past ideology, insist on change, and demand a better future. This is hopeful enough. But the use of technology to achieve this offers a whole new paradigm for world politics. We saw its power in the Obama campaign, which harnessed a similar spirit in utterly different circumstances. Now it's transforming the other side of this previously unstoppable conflict.
Third: They continue to march, mourning the dead and fighting for the living:
And this X-ray Spex song is my personal soundtrack to the green revolution after listening to it and watching the video above at the same time:
The hawks here and in Israel want us to believe this:
JUST after Iran’s rigged elections last week, with hundreds of thousands of protesters taking to the streets, it looked as if a new revolution was in the offing. Five days later, the uprising is little more than a symbolic protest, crushed by the elite Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps.
They do not want us to believe this:
OVER A MILLION BACK ON THE STREETS...
PARAMILITARIES "SCARED AND COVER THEIR FACES"
This is a revolution:
In my next post, I will offer a theory for why this is at core a revolution.
It took nearly six years, but the Seattle Times finally came around on Initiative 75, a ballot measure to make marijuana enforcement the city's lowest law enforcement priority (an initiative that I ran). Here's what the editorial board wrote about it in September 2003:
Initiative 75: No on an unnecessary proposal to make enforcement of marijuana laws for adult personal use the lowest priority of the Seattle Police Department and City Attorney's Office. Marijuana enforcement already is a low priority. There is no threat and no need for an initiative telling law-enforcement officials how to do their jobs.
And here's what the Times wrote in an editorial today:
In 2003, Seattle voters approved a ballot measure to make marijuana possession the lowest police priority. Seattle has lived with this rule for more than five years. It is not perfect, but it is a more tolerable rule than the city had before. [...]It is the right policy. The Obama administration should continue to stay back, and let the states, and cities like Seattle, discover what works.
PS to the ACLU of Washington and the Marijuana Policy Project — Run an initiative to decriminalize marijuana in Washington in 2010. You know it would pass. And, hey, it looks like the Times' ed board is finally with you.
Documents just released by the King County Prosecutor’s office reveal more details about the two-year long investigation by Seattle police into several underground card rooms around the city, which resulted in a $217,000 drug bust on June 10.
Police say the investigation into four underground casinos in Capitol Hill, Belltown and Ballard—dubbed "Operation Big Slick,'” which, an affidavit says, “is poker vernacular for a particularly desirable pair of cards"—was, in part, a response to the Capitol Hill Massacre in 2006.
According to an affidavit, the investigation was brought on by "recent violence involving the after-hours party scene [and] the historic potential for violence involving illegal gambling establishments (eg, the Wah-Mee massacre),” as well as efforts by the city to increase nightlife safety.
Police apparently discovered the Capitol Hill speakeasy on 14th and Pike after a newspaper article in September 2007—the affidavits do not cite a publication—and were later contacted by a confidential informant who told police they had been to the underground club.
Police then sent in an undercover SPD detective known to gamblers as "Bryan Owens," who befriended several alleged key members of the casinos’ management.
Over the next two years, affidavits say, police recorded "audio intercepts" of conversations between the undercover officer Owens and card room management, as Owens observed how the card rooms were run. Owens was later given access to the clubs’ financial records.
Affidavits say Owens, along with other undercover officers and members of the Washington State Gambling Commission, sat in on card games where more than $5,000 changed hands, ten percent of which went to the "house". State regulations that say no more than $5,000 may be bet at a location over a 30-day period.
Police apparently didn’t expect for the investigation into the card rooms to go on so long—"I anticipated (incorrectly) that the mission would last only two weeks," Vice unit sergeant Ryan Long wrote in one affidavit—and records do not indicate why the department decided to shell out thousands of dollars to keep the card room going after management decided to shut down a speakeasy on 14th and Pike after management found out they were under investigation by the state gambling commission.
According to a source source familiar with the casinos' operations, Owens offered to find a location for the new club and Seattle Public Utilities records indicate that Owens had leased a warehouse space in Belltown which allowed the gambling operation to continue.
The affidavits appear to tie the Belltown casino to a Seattle art collective—the Free Sheep Foundation—which was housed in the same building as the casino in Belltown, and another business, the Tubs spa in the University district, which was also was home to the Free Sheep Foundation after Tubs closed.
Police say the Belltown club was "open[ed]...under the guise of the legitimate business (known as the Free Sheep Foundation)" and that the tables and bars at the various card rooms came from the now-closed Tubs on 47th and University, which, police allege, was owned by a participant in the gambling operation.
After the Belltown location shut down last winter, the casino moved back to a Capitol Hill apartment rented by alleged casino manager Rick Wilson.
Wilson was at the scene of the June 10 drug deal—records say he was enlisted to provide security for the undercover detective, although court filings say Wilson showed up late for the meet—and although Wilson has been charged with distribution and aiding and abetting, several of Wilson’s friends claim that Wilson was only peripherally involved in the drug trade.
However, one affidavit says undercover detective Owens spotted cocaine, scales and packaging material in Wilson's apartment. The affidavit says the detective also was able to purchase more than 12 grams of Cocaine from Wilson—who faces a minimum of 40 years if convicted in connection with last week’s drug bust—and an additional seven grams from another card room attendee. Wilson also told the detective he was in possession of "hot" or stolen property, the affidavit says.
Wilson and the man who allegedly brokered the June 10 drug deal, Marshall Reinsch, have been released from jail and put on GPS monitoring. Three Honduran men arrested during the deal are still in custody.
The US Attorney's office and King County Prosecutor's office say no gambling charges have been filed in relation to the gambling operations.