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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

News The Morning News

Posted by Lindy West on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 8:33 AM

Tippin' Over Shit and Breakin' Fuckin' Windows of Small Businesses: Iranian authorities "on the defensive."

Secret Plan to Fight Inflation: Obama to unveil his proposal for reforming finance regulation.

Don't Make Me Come Over There: North Korea would be happy to blow us up.

Seriously, I Will Cut You: And in three years, we'll be in range.

Wow, Thanks. Obama shits in LGBT community's face, calls it a benefits package.

The Internet: Awesome in Iran, also awesome in China.

Which Failing Social Networking Site Are You? Facebook unseats MySpace.

It Stays White Out Later Here: Seattle switching to white LED street lights.

Free Donut Glaze: Go get it.

GO TO SLEEP. GO TO SLEEP. My weird '90s Comedy Central fixation continues with PCU.

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And settin' fuckin' fires! And settin' fuckin' fi-e-e-e-res!

There's nothing I like more than a Tenacious D reference in the morning.

Posted by disintegrator

on June 17, 2009 at 8:41 AM

Nice West Wing reference...

Posted by Good Grief on June 17, 2009 at 8:42 AM

I can see North Korea from my house in Seattle...

Posted by My Clueless Liberal Ass is Hosed on June 17, 2009 at 8:50 AM

No mention of the fact that Obama has decided to conceal the White House visiting record, just like Bush?

http://www.google.com/search?q=obama+whi…

Posted by Parker Todd on June 17, 2009 at 8:53 AM

Three years?
North Korea will nuke Seattle, LA and San Francisco just in time to shift the Electoral College back to the South.
eeee haaa!

(sorry, no Sweet Home Alabama link-
blame anal retentive registration rules-
you know the tune-
hum it !!)

Posted by The South Will Rise Again. and Again. and Again... on June 17, 2009 at 8:54 AM

Please,
Gay Americans...
Help is on the way,
We are about to turn a corner...

I am about to unleash
the Fierce Advocacy
of
KISS MY SHINY BLACK ASS!

Posted by Barack Obama on June 17, 2009 at 8:56 AM

Best way to fight inflation: light sabers.

Posted by Billy in 4C on June 17, 2009 at 9:06 AM

Hahaha, I love Jeremy Piven.

Posted by Carollani

on June 17, 2009 at 9:14 AM

Oh Lindy...THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE WEST WING REFERENCE!

Nothing like fake politics to make me feel better about the current shitty state of real politics.

Posted by Mantooth on June 17, 2009 at 9:28 AM