If you missed tonight's match—what a match! A tie! Gah!—ESPN2 is rebroadcasting it currently. We're halfway in. (The TV's built-in menu insists that the show on right now is World Series of Poker, but that is not the case.) You have already missed Alonso's marvelous goal and Jaqua's totally improbable goal, but Montero's is still to come.
Congratulations, Alonso.
(Alonso was born in 1985 and has a fascinating biography: "Alonso defected from Cuba while the team was in Houston, Texas to face the Honduran team. Another Cuban teammate, Lester Moré, defected to the United States during the team's same trip to the United States. Alonso was with teammates at a Wal-Mart when he went off by himself while browsing through merchandise and then left the store. Alonso walked several blocks from the store until he found a man who spoke Spanish and borrowed a cell phone to call a friend in Miami, Florida.)
Their August 22 show at Re-bar has sold out. Uh... gee. We're going to see if we can convince them to come up for two nights. Stay tuned.
People for the American Way:
"During the campaign, then-candidate Obama spoke eloquently about the importance of ensuring that all Americans are treated with dignity and respect. He made specific pledges to pass hate crimes legislation, enact laws to prevent workplace discrimination, end Don't Ask Don't Tell and repeal DOMA. Since then, we've been waiting for concrete results. Today's presidential memorandum is a very small step in the right direction, but it's a token, and tokens are no longer enough."
National Gay and Lesbian Task Force:
"This presidential memorandum today will extend some selected protections to the same-sex partners and families of federal employees. The federal government is the largest employer in the country and this represents a positive result for thousands of employees and their families; it also inches our federal government closer to nondiscrimination both in word and in policy, which is a good thing."This memo is one building block toward full equality, and much more remains to be done in order for the administration to live up to the promises of equality the president made as a candidate on the campaign trail. These promises include working toward passage of inclusive hate crime and employment nondiscrimination legislation, and repeal of the discriminatory military ban and the so-called 'Defense of Marriage Act.' We also call on the president to [reverse] the standing policy of the U.S. Census Bureau to manually un-marry any same-sex couple who lawfully states they are married on the 2010 census, extending employment protections to federal employees based on gender identity, and reversing the regulations that continue to throw roadblocks in the way of HIV-positive individuals who want to travel to this country."
National Center for Lesbian Rights:
"The policy announced today by the President committing to a federal workplace free from discrimination, is a step in the right direction but inadequate and long overdue. It leaves out millions of Americans who do not work for the federal government and fails to include key benefits including health insurance. When running for office, then candidate Obama called equality for LGBT people a 'moral imperative.' We will continue to demand this administration live up to the President's promise of achieving "full equality for the millions of LGBT people in this country."
Lurleen at PamsHouseBlend:
Obama also said he would work with Congress to repeal DOMA, but of course gave no indication that this was going to happen in our lifetimes. He used vague words such as "in the months and years ahead." He failed to say anything even vaguely resembling "I'm going to be pounding on Reid & Pelosi's desks until we get those abominations DADT & DOMA repealed!!!"
John at Americablog:
It's just terribly frustrating when the White House insists on putting out misinformation in an effort to defend the president, and thus simply inflames things further. The president today noted that: "Now, under current law, we cannot provide same-sex couples with the full range of benefits enjoyed by heterosexual married couples." We were told the same thing on the conference call with OPM chief John Berry.It's not true.
I've talked to several gay lawyers, including Richard Socarides who worked in the White House, and they say that it is patently untrue that DOMA prevents gay federal employees, or anyone else, from getting health benefits. President Obama could have granted full health benefits to domestic partners - not to spouses, not based on civil unions, but to "domestic partners" - and DOMA would not have prevented it.
If you're working on a manuscript titled Franny and Zooey and the Legend of Curly's Gold or Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters, For a Second Time, you might want to put it on hold for a little bit. Reuters says:
A U.S. federal judge on Wednesday temporarily halted publication of a novel using characters from J.D. Salinger's classic "Catcher in the Rye" written without the original author's permission.
Microsoft Australia is running a promotion for IE8 wherein you follow some clues sent via Twitter, and then visit certain sites to track down $10,000. The prize is on a webpage that "only Internet Explorer 8 can view," though, so the promotion site hilariously makes fun of the browser you're visiting with and encourages you to download IE8 instead.
"You'll never find it using boring Safari. (So get rid of it, or get lost.)"
Where to begin?
First, IE's incompatibility with other browsers is the bane of my and many others' existence, so it's a bit rich for them to act like it's some kind of feature. "Only IE8 can see these valuable web pages!" Fuck you.
Also, we can change our User-Agent string to mimic IE8, because we have advanced browsers. Ppbbbllttttt.
Ultimately, though, it's just lame and unfunny, like the Zune, or Bing. Stop trying to be funny and hip, Microsoft. It's just sad. Accept that you are a business software company, and then maybe focus on making good business software.
Oh, and the website in that ad - tengrandisburiedhere.com? It doesn't work.
No health benefits for gay federal employees. And DOMA is bad...
It's a day that marks a historic step towards the changes we seek, but I think we all have to acknowledge this is only one step. Among the steps we have not yet taken is to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act. I believe it's discriminatory, I think it interferes with states' rights, and we will work with Congress to overturn it.
That's cute. Earlier today the president's press secretary, Robert Gibbs, was asked by ABC's Jake Tapper if the president "stood by" the DOMA legal brief. A legal brief that went far beyond what was required of a "defense" of the law, and a brief that could make DOMA's repeal more difficult. The Justice Departing is charged with upholding the law, Gibbs replied. Tapper pressed Gibbs: Does the president stand by the "the contents, the arguments made in that brief," particularly the comparison of "same-sex unions and incestuous ones"?
"It's the president's Justice Department," Gibbs responded. Or in a word: yes.
UPDATE: Here's the video...
Full text of president's remarks after the jump.
Ahmadinejad enemies are really his friends:
The civil unrest in Iran is not expected to last long, Meir Dagan, head of Israel's Mossad, told parliament.They will do anything to have a clear and distinct enemy in Iran. They hate this complexity, this confusion, this expression of things that do not fit very well into the picture of their war program. Today, 500,000 protesters on the streets of Tehran? And this is the third day of huge protests? The country is at a standstill? All of this means nothing to you guys? These hawks want Ahmadinejad to be in power as badly as Ahmadinejad wants to be in power.Dagan also warned if the Islamic Republic's race for nuclear power is not interrupted, Iran will have its first nuclear bomb by 2014, Haaretz reported.
Speaking before the Knesset's foreign affairs and defense committee Tuesday, Dagan downplayed the demonstrations in Iran, saying they were only occurring in Tehran and one other province...

The world can see the country you want to bomb so badly. We see who your bombs will fall on. This is not a nation of Ahmadinejads.
The Cedar Park Church in Bothell describes itself as a "cathedral" but is really a campus. It has its own school, parking lots, and a church that resembles the shell of an enormous, bleached horseshoe crab. Inside the sanctuary: a cafe, a giant gold Ark of the Covenant perched above the stage, and racks of brochures for a car-mechanics' ministry and Christian martial arts.
Last weekend, 1,500 people flocked to Cedar Park to watch Generations, an original musical by Daniel Perrin, an evangelical pastor and doctor of worship studies (directed by Karen Lund of Taproot Theatre). Perrin spent 19 years writing his magnum opus, taking two research trips to Israel and one to Poland. The conceit of Generations: Jesus comes back to Nazi-occupied Warsaw to save the Jews. (Their souls, anyway—He did not offer to save their bodies.)
The result of Dr. Perrin's labors is a work of deep conviction and deep befuddlement—bombastic, evangelical dreckcellence. The music, played by a capable 22-member orchestra, sounds like Andrew Lloyd Webber and Meat Loaf spiked with klezmer and squeezed through a fine mesh of Christian pop. The plot scans like a three-way between Godspell, Cabaret, and a performance of Life of Brian by people who don't realize it's a joke.
The plot is confusing, to put it charitably: Jesus is a friendly local rabbi who lightly aids the folks behind the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising. In act two, the characters jump back in time to first-century Galilee for a scrambled tour of the Gospel's greatest hits. Flash-forward back to Warsaw, where the Nazis shoot Jesus. (Overheard in the pews: "Don't worry, He'll be back.") Jesus resurrects Himself and tells the lead Warsaw character: "Without God, all you have is a ghetto." The Jew converts, the music soars, and the woman behind me mutters: "Yes, Jesus! Awesome!" Generations seems to argue that the Holocaust was primarily a convenient time for Jews to find Jesus. (Because when isn't?)
Special moments: a unified theory of anti-Semitism ("they blame us because they don't have enough jobs or they owe us money"), a poop joke ("at the beginning of his historic campaign, Napoleon put on a red shirt to hide the blood, should he be wounded. Likewise, Hitler put on a pair of brown pants!"), several marriage jokes ("what's hers is hers and what's yours is hers"), and a mournful chorus of "Aryan, Aryan, so barbarian." Perrin had written a third act, which takes place during the Inquisition, but he cut it because it "would've made it too confusing and too long." (Generations is currently two and a half hours.)
"I can see how some people might feel offended by the musical," Dr. Perrin said in an interview after the show. "But it comes from my sincere affection for the Jewish people and the Jewish faith." Perrin has not, to date, heard any complaints about the content. "But," he says, "most people who've seen the musical are the kinds of people who'd walk into a church."
UPDATE
I forgot to mention that, according to Dr. Perrin, this production of Generations cost around $30,000. (Not including the trips to Israel and Warsaw.)
In a letter Amanda Knox sent to "her former boyfriend [Raffaele Sollecito] about her ongoing trial for the murder of Meredith Kercher": 
The philosopher Hannah Arendt once pointed out that to kill a person is to permanently move in with a killer. You must live with you, a killer. If (and this is a real if) Amanda did what many think she did, then that list of criminals she is confined with should have included a murderer.
The thing about women's prison is there about 70 of us altogether at the maximum and we all live on the same floor, so all of us are mixed together regardless of the length or type of conviction.For instance in my very own cell I'm living with a drug addict, a thief and an accomplice to murder... if I have to get down to their crimes they are here for.
Slog Tipper Rob in Baltimore points out this website, which has time-lapse video of various spots in Japan. The website apparently has something to do with a clothing retailer, but there are no advertisements in the photography, making it pretty nice to just stare at and zone out for a while.
And Slog tipper Tim introduced me to the Tilt Shift Maker, in which you can turn your photos into tilt-shift style photographs. Of course, a tilt-shift photo maker is kind of a weird thing to do with non-professional photos because most tilt-shift photos are taken from very far away, and people who just dick around with photography generally don't take those far-off landscape-style shots. All of which goes to say: If you're not careful, your photos will just look blurry. As a potential example: To the left is a photo of a deer I took on Orcas Island a couple years ago, and below is a photo from the 2007 Zombie Walk in Fremont:

Christopher Hurst, the former police detective and current Democratic state representative from Auburn, just called to tell me that he definitely won't attempt to challenge Eastside Republican Congressman Dave Reichert in 2010.
Hurst had been mentioned as a potential Reichert-slayer, especially after concerns arose about the voting record of Democrat Suzan DelBene, the former Microsoft executive and political newcomer who announced her candidacy for Reichert's seat earlier this year.
“I gave it a lot of thought," Hurst told me. After consulting with his wife and family, he decided it wasn't the right time and that he's happy with his current position in the state legislature.
However, he had a lot to say about DelBene—much of it far more positive than his past statements.
“I did, interestingly enough, get a call from Suzan DelBene," he began. "She asked to have coffee with me.” He continued, recounting their recent hour-and-a-half coffee:
I was very surprised in sitting down and talking with her face to face. She’s no Darcy Burner. Suzan DelBene is not the Darcy Burner trainwreck, no question about it. But there still is the issue of that voting record, no question about it... But I will say that I was impressed by her substance and her character. I thought, if you took away the issue of the voting thing, she would probably be a significantly above-average candidate. If it wasn’t for that one thing, she falls into a very small category of very, very smart, very very motivated people…. She’s certainly a person of substance and quality.
He clarified, however, that he was not endorsing her at this time.
Democratic County Council Members Larry Phillips and Dow Constantine, both running for King County Executive, have the same problem: They're getting creamed in the polls by a Republican.
What sort of risks is Phillips taking to knock former KIRO newscaster Susan Hutchison out of the lead spot? In today's Seattle Times, he stands up against raising taxes. Risky. Even more risky? Phillips recently pushed a measure to stand up against elder abuse. From the King County Council:
Raising the curtain on an issue that often stays in the shadows, the Metropolitan King County Council today proclaimed June 15, 2009, as Elder Abuse Awareness Day in King County and encouraged communities to look out for the safety of elderly residents.“As the proud son of my healthy, mentally sharp, but very senior mother, ensuring that our elders are treated with the care, respect, and dignity they deserve is an issue that’s near and dear to my heart,” said Councilmember Larry Phillips, sponsor of the proclamation.
In contrast, The Stranger issue that hits streets today examines Constantine's daring strategy to knock Hutchison from the lead by exposing her conservative record. Although it will help Constantine gain name recognition, it's has given Hutchison ammunition to cast him as a negative campaigner, which could turn off voters. But his strategy seems the only way to upset Hutchison's ride on her tremendous name recognition.
Hey, I don't want to knock Phillips for wanting to protect old folks. Old folks are great. But Phillips talking about old people or maintaining tax levels won't be tossing any ice water on the warm feeling people reserve for news anchors. More than anything, the winner needs a ton of name recognition (which neither Phillips nor Constantine has). If a Democrat wins, it's partly because Hutchison loses. And if she does lose, it will be thanks to her opponent finding ways to steal her spotlight and calling out her right-wing ideology. Constantine is doing that, Phillips isn't.
Seattle police arrested and temporarily banned a transvestite from the Seattle Center last month after she was allegedly caught drinking and exposing her naughty bits to other Center-goers.
According to a just-released police report, on May 22nd, the Seattle Police Department's bias crimes detective—who happened to be working off-duty at the Seattle Center—caught the transvestite and another woman drinking red wine out of a water bottle in the Center.
When the detective contacted the transvestite, the report says, she was wearing a "short black dress [which] failed to cover his penis and testicles." The officer asked her to pull her dress down three times, the report says, and asked if she had any underwear. Police escorted the transvestite and the other woman out of the Center.
An hour and a half later, the report says, police were called to the International Fountain at the Seattle Center after they received a report that someone was walking around the Center pulling up their skirt and exposing themselves. The bias crimes detective arrived and recognized the duo, who were taken to the King County Jail.
According to Seattle Police Department spokeswoman Renee Witt, while the bias crimes detective was involved in the arrest, there was "absolutely no bias crime" involved in the incident.
This was just sent out by the White House. I spotted a typo and that usually means there's more.
THE WHITE HOUSE
Office of the Press Secretary
______________________________
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
June 17, 2009Fact Sheet: Presidential Memorandum on Federal Benefits and Non-Discrimination
In an Oval Office event later today, President Barack Obama will sign a Presidential Memorandum on Federal Benefits and Non-Discrimination. The Memorandum follows a review by the Director of the Office of Personnel Management ant the Secretary of State regarding what benefits may be extended to the same-sex partners of federal employees in the civil service and the foreign service within the confines of existing federal laws and statutes.
Over the past several months, the Director of the Office of Personnel Management and the Secretary of State have conducted internal reviews to determine whether the benefits they administer may be extended to the same-sex partners of federal employees within the confines of existing laws and statutes. Both identified a number of such benefits.
For civil service employees, domestic partners of federal employees can be added to the long-term care insurance program; supervisors can also be required to allow employees to use their sick leave to take care of domestic partners and non-biological, non-adopted children. For foreign service employees, a number of benefits were identified, including the use of medical facilities at posts abroad, medical evacuation from posts abroad, and inclusion in family size for housing allocations.
The Presidential Memorandum to be signed today will request that the Director of OPM and the Secretary of State act to extend to same-sex partners of federal employees the benefits they have identified. The Memorandum will also request the heads of all other executive branch departments and agencies to conduct internal reviews to determine whether other benefits they administer might be similarly extended, and to report the results of those reviews to the Director of OPM.
The Memorandum will also direct OPM to issue guidance within 90 days to all executive departments and agencies regarding compliance with, and implementation of, the civil service laws, which make it unlawful to discriminate against federal employees or applicants for federal employment on the basis of factors not related to job performance.
John tears it apart at Salon:
Tonight, President Fierce will try to make amends by signing either a memorandum, a directive or an executive order, directing some federal agencies, but not others, to provide some benefits, but not others, to some gay federal employees, but not others, at some undisclosed time in the future. (And the benefits may reportedly go away when Obama leaves office.)First problem, federal agencies already have the right to provide these benefits to gay employees — and several, including at least one DOD agency, do. Second problem, the administration can’t tell us exactly which benefits they’re talking about and for which employees. That’s because this was all hastily thrown together after the incestuous and pedophilic gays nearly brought down a Democratic National Committee gay pride fundraiser scheduled for next week. A gay blogger got hold of the event’s guest list and published it, and once D.C.’s gay paper, the Washington Blade, announced that it would be staking out the entrance to the event with camera and video, the $1,000 a head attendees started dropping like flies.
In other words, the only reason we're getting anything: The gay ATM ran dry.
Don't get me wrong. Some federal employees getting some benefits at some future point is definitely something. But it's not an answer to why this president directed his Department of Justice to defend a law he previously opposed when he didn't have to. It doesn't explain why the DOMA brief linked a key Democratic constituency to pedophilia and incest. Or why this president has already overseen the discharge of 253 gay service members, and has refused to issue a stop-loss order ceasing those discharges. Or why he won't lift a finger to push Congress to repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell.
SF Signal just put up this gorgeous short film by Marco Brambilla titled "Civilization." I really like it; it's like a science fiction Breugel painting that runs vertically forever.
Civilization by Marco Brambilla from CRUSH on Vimeo.

Worms, frogs, birds—including the (frankly adorable) girl-on-girl Laysan Albatrosses pictured—everybody's gay. Science says it's just natural!
Photo by Eric VanderWerf from sciencedaily.com
Some folks seem to detest Mayor Greg Nickels's plan to conserve energy by replacing 40,000 streetlamps, which currently give off a warm orange-ish hue, with bright white LED fixtures. The city has been testing some of the new lamps on several blocks of Capitol Hill. “The white light looks like a grocery store aisle,” wrote The Stranger’s Anthony Hecht in the comments of my post yesterday. “Or a morgue,” replied commenter pissy mcslogbo. "They make the streets look straight out of a narc film," said margotpolo. Until a couple days ago, Seattle City Light maintained a survey on its web page for citizens to register opinions about the new lights, but, coinciding with the mayor's big announcement, that survey disappeared.
“Mostly the response has been very positive about the feeling of the light but also that the city is looking into the new technology,” says Seattle City Light spokesman Mike Eagan.
But not everyone feels so “positive,” clearly. If you want to complain (or praise) the LEDs, you can call Mike Eagan at his desk: (206) 615-1691. You can even request a 10-question survey to express your opinions about the color, brightness, etc. of the LEDs. (Christopher suggests the city could cover the bulbs with yellow glass or plastic to mellow the abrasive bluish-white glare.)
The city is currently conducting tests of the new lights—using different brands of lights, at varying levels of brightness—on nine blocks on Capitol Hill, and will begin tests in the South Park neighborhood. Some have been getting a warmer response than others, Eagan says.
“We will be looking at those lights that people subjectively prefer but also meet criteria for the amount of light they cast on the street,” Eagan says. LEDs, which are directional, cast less light pollution than the existing high-pressure-sodium bulbs, he adds. The new lights also save electricity, and they last about 12 years, three times longer than the existing bulbs, which will reduce maintenance costs. The city will pick the winning LEDs this year and begin installing them in 2010.
Photo (which is not actually an LED light) by kevindooley on Flickr.
According to Yahoo, a senior at Bonny Eagle High School in Maine (where I went to school) was denied his diploma during the graduation ceremony because he did something scandalous:
When called, one student walked on stage to receive his diploma and blew a kiss to his family. The school administrator, clearly not the sentimental sort, sent the student back to his seat ... sans diploma.
Thanks to Slog Tippers Alyson and fellow BEHS alumni Rich, who points out that this bold stance against deviant air-kissing comes from a high school that had to build a child-care center (which we all called "The Baby Barn") because so many students were getting pregnant.
The Stranger is bringing Slog superstars Garfunkel and Oates to Seattle for one night only. G&O will be performing live—songs, stories, and with special guests—at Re-bar on Saturday August 22. Their Seattle show will be Garfunkel & Oates second ever outside of LA. (They're appearing at the Toronto Comedy Festival in July.) Order your tickets to Garfunkel and Oates—just $10!—by clicking here.
UPDATE: The show is sold out.

Then you should consider signing up for Equalityoga, the big gay yoga event going down next Saturday, June 27, at Cal Anderson Park, as part of the Celebrate Stonewall fest.
Find full info—including photos of the event's visually appealing master yogis—here.
The idea that attracts me to the continental philosopher of the moment, Quentin Meillassoux...
...that God does not exist, but He/She might exist in the future. That idea solves all of my theological problems. It is the right or best way to think about the big other.
They're not special rights... and they're not new.
So says Marjane Satrapi, author of Persepolis (and director of the animated adaptation of the book) and other wonderful autobiographical comics about Iran. She testified about election fraud with another Iranian filmmaker at the European Parliament yesterday.
If you feel as though you don't know enough about Iran, I'd definitely suggest you read the collected Persepolis (or watch the movie, although the book goes further chronologically than the movie) and other works by Satrapi. They're so well-crafted, you probably won't realize you're learning about Iran while you read.
(Via Bleeding Cool, the new comics news site to watch.)