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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Food Carrot Highway = Trail of Tears

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 3:00 PM

It's official, after watching this instructional video, I now hate carrots. Entitled "The Carrot Highway" it contains four things that have ruined carrots for everyone forever: 1) Balding/mulleted dude in a hippie vest rapping, 2) unhappy children, 3) Cassidy, who is obviously super hot, but hides it underneath the bulkiest sweatshirt ever (otherwise I would totally do her), and 4) Poor Nigel! (Who wears even a baggier sweatshirt! What the fuck is going on here with the sweatshirts?? Ack! Ack! I'm tasting carrots! Pa-tooie!!)

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Wrong use of the word "entitled." Sheesh, Writing 101!

That guitarist's bangs are.. well, bangin.

Posted by Shelby on June 16, 2009 at 3:03 PM

This seems like one of those low budget things you'd see on CBN or something.

Posted by Renton Mike on June 16, 2009 at 3:09 PM

Damn you Cassidy. Damn you and your sweatshirt. I bet you're stacked to the ceiling!

Posted by Sir Learnsalot

on June 16, 2009 at 3:10 PM

I think I might have owned that sweatshirt.

Posted by Julie in Eugene on June 16, 2009 at 3:17 PM

Personally, I think the hippie is kind of hot.

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay

on June 16, 2009 at 3:23 PM

I could have told you ages ago that carrots are evil.

Posted by Abby on June 16, 2009 at 5:08 PM

Not a mullet. Wikipedia says "a hairstyle that is short in the front, top, and sides, but long in the back". His is just long hair going bald.

But he is kinda hot anyway.

Posted by anonymous1873 on June 17, 2009 at 4:02 PM

To Shelby:

Actually, according to: http://www.businesswritingblog.com/busin… the use of entitled isn't as cut and dry as you'd make it sound...

Posted by ShaneCurd on September 2, 2009 at 2:36 AM