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Sunday, June 14, 2009

Westboro Baptists: "The Hot One"

Posted by Kelly O on Sun, Jun 14, 2009 at 2:49 PM

Is this guy weirdly hot?

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You decide. Click thumbnail to zoom... 0660/1245016026-hot_3287.jpg

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1
That guy looks really, really gay.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on June 14, 2009 at 2:52 PM
Fnarf 2
He looks like a wifebeater to me.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on June 14, 2009 at 2:54 PM
Bauhaus I 3
No one who is so obviously fucked up can be hot.
Posted by Bauhaus I on June 14, 2009 at 2:55 PM
kim in portland 4
Attractive on the outside + unattractive personality on the inside = undesirable without duct tape. I'd pass.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPpCxY05dqs on June 14, 2009 at 2:58 PM
5
NOTHING hot about this douche. He looks like a sheep fuckin', wife beatin', meth user to me. But of course this behaviour is ususally ok with God.
Posted by snarkette on June 14, 2009 at 3:02 PM
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7
Am I the only one who thinks it's amusing that these folks are yelling outside the "Hearing, Speech, and Deafness Center"?
Posted by SeaExile on June 14, 2009 at 3:13 PM
monkey 8
He is physically attractive.
Posted by monkey on June 14, 2009 at 3:17 PM
9
I would.
Posted by maccoinnich on June 14, 2009 at 3:18 PM
10
I'm reminded of an Eclair filled with rat poison.
Posted by Vince on June 14, 2009 at 3:20 PM
Simac 11
He's got all the things you want in a nude model: blond, pec definition, tall, etc.

The signs he's holding ruin it, obviously, but if you can block those out...
Posted by Simac on June 14, 2009 at 3:22 PM
Michael of the Green 12
Is he mouth-breathing there?

This is a particularly tacky time for their demonstrations, and aren't they going to be going to the Jewish Transcript, too? They're just begging for trouble. It's all so... incomprehensible.
Posted by Michael of the Green on June 14, 2009 at 3:26 PM
13
Do you find Eminem 'weirdly hot' too?
Posted by Frat Row Phelps on June 14, 2009 at 3:31 PM
14
god hates asics. to wear them is to sin.
Posted by in-frequent on June 14, 2009 at 3:35 PM
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17
Not doing it for me.
Posted by Autumn on June 14, 2009 at 3:42 PM
18
7 -- super hilarious! amazing in fact. this is a great photo.

the guy -- cute in the previous photos, but the enlarged version of the thumbnail -- not at all. monet in the house.
Posted by Judith on June 14, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Lily Fluffbottom 19
Someone should shop those signs to Prop H8 signs and see if he gets cuter. I bet he does by like, 30 points.
Posted by Lily Fluffbottom http://lilyfluffbottom.blogspot.com on June 14, 2009 at 3:54 PM
20
definitely tiny meat
Posted by Auntie Dogma on June 14, 2009 at 4:03 PM
21
i'd let him hate fuck me.
Posted by milleribsen on June 14, 2009 at 4:06 PM
22
Hot, but obviously crazy. And as the wise people say, "Don't stick your dick in crazy!" Or let crazy stick its dick in you.

Too bad.
Posted by Hannah in Portland on June 14, 2009 at 4:19 PM
23
um, i think that's justin timberlake.
Posted by katee on June 14, 2009 at 4:21 PM
24
I don't know, he doesn't appear that hot to me. He does, though, look like the poor man's Justin Timberlake.

Bring it on down to JewsStoleTheLandVille!
Posted by Sam on June 14, 2009 at 4:37 PM
25
Wouldn't surprise me if he was at Basic Plumbing last night.
Posted by Justy on June 14, 2009 at 4:38 PM
merry 26
He looks like he would have bad breath.

Hot? Not.

Posted by merry on June 14, 2009 at 4:40 PM
Lens1 27
@7 that was indeed amusing.
Posted by Lens1 http://thevigilantlens.wordpress.com/ on June 14, 2009 at 4:58 PM
28
#7 - glad you noticed! I kept moving around to try to get those signs in... speeches and deafness were the themes of the day, to be sure
Posted by Kelly O on June 14, 2009 at 5:08 PM
29
He's basically white trash garbage, about as attractive as the fat, rancid bitch he probably knocked up.
Posted by Jizz-a-belle on June 14, 2009 at 5:09 PM
Reverse Polarity 30
I would totally, unequivocally grudge-fuck him. Toss the signs and gag him, maybe tie him up for good measure. and he's ready to ride.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on June 14, 2009 at 5:10 PM
31
@ 30 HAHA. he is probably down for some kink
Posted by jtchicago on June 14, 2009 at 5:18 PM
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34
If the messages we're filled with hate, mis-informed, I could go on, this would be hilarious. Is he really allowing an American flag to drag on the ground, and stepping on it, on Flag Day? I don't even care about such things but, really?
Posted by salty on June 14, 2009 at 5:49 PM
35
Douche.
Posted by Pat on June 14, 2009 at 5:57 PM
36
Anybody else remember the photos of the Natalie-Portman-in-The-Professional-type girl from a few years back?

http://www.tinyvices.com/max_GHF1
Posted by anonymous on June 14, 2009 at 5:58 PM
37
It's a shame so much hate is wrapped up in fairly attractive package.
Posted by Sheryl on June 14, 2009 at 6:09 PM
38
OK.

1. does he have teeth? Not that that's a *bad* thing if he doesn't (depending on if I or LogopolisMike gets him). If he does have teeth, I need to see them. For all I can see from the photo, he may have tooth. Teeth = workable. Tooth = backing away quickly and quietly.

2. ISRAELISDOOMED boy is also standing on the flag. I'm obviously missing some 'hate thing', aren't I.

3. He seems to be straddling (ooooooh) the fence on being 'gay-for-pay' Marine and a future Tweaker-For-America member. But I need more time (and video) to decide which vibe he's sending out.

4. I'd have to see his cock before determining if he is, indeed, a haterhottie. I'm elemental about things like that.

5. I loathe blue and brown as a sartorial statement. Please have him get naked for my final judgement <-- pardon pun.
Posted by Your Name Here on June 14, 2009 at 6:45 PM
very bad homo 39
A lot of stupid, white trash idiots are kinda hot.
This one included.
Posted by very bad homo on June 14, 2009 at 7:09 PM
40
looks like the censorship nazis are working overtime on this thread.

I don't know who is worse: these westboro morons protecting their right to free speech, albeit how skewed it is - or the censorship nazis here at a so called 'liberal' paper, deleting peoples right to have an opinion.

Posted by 0o=============D ~~~~~~ on June 14, 2009 at 7:21 PM
Y.F. Redux 41
I wouldn't hate with a borrowed dick. White trash bigot is not a turn on.

p.s. I also think as soon as Freddy Phelps pops his cogs this shit weasel will be doing gay-for-pay as a power bottom. He has that look.
Posted by Y.F. Redux on June 14, 2009 at 7:23 PM
Y.F. Redux 42
Let me try that again, "I wouldn't even hate fuck that with a borrowed dick."
Posted by Y.F. Redux on June 14, 2009 at 7:24 PM
beatgrl 43
Yikes, the flags are stepped on and dragging on the ground.
Posted by beatgrl on June 14, 2009 at 7:27 PM
Sargon Bighorn 44
one of his legs is smaller than the other. Not cute at all.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on June 14, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 45
To the dickhead @40: If you had seen those posts, you'd know why they were deleted. And it wasn't for disagreeable content. They were spam, pure and simple.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on June 14, 2009 at 7:40 PM
46
He has a serious problem with his left leg; it's a shame he never received any medical care for it.
Posted by atr3 on June 14, 2009 at 8:16 PM
TVDinner 47
Come to Spokane, Kelly. There are LOTS of guys like that here.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on June 14, 2009 at 8:18 PM
48
Fifty-Two-Eighty - suck my asshole, censorship nazi
Posted by 5,280 is how much you made working at taco bell last year on June 14, 2009 at 8:44 PM
Cracker Jack 49
@48: Right, because he has anything to do with which spammy posts gets yanked. You should read up on the blogs you're trolling while you're in town. Try again, WBC loser.
Posted by Cracker Jack on June 14, 2009 at 9:00 PM
ak47 50
That guy look familiar to me. If he were taking a dick in each end, I'm sure I'd recognize him.
Posted by ak47 on June 14, 2009 at 9:32 PM
Catalina Vel-DuRay 51
Speaking of Phelps, why isn't he dead yet? I thought he had cancer or something.

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay http://post.thestranger.com/seattle/MyProfile?oid=1500457 on June 14, 2009 at 9:32 PM
ak47 52
If anybody out there has photoshop and a spare moment...
Posted by ak47 on June 14, 2009 at 9:33 PM
53
49 - you are so goddamn clueless it's pathetic. line up and suck my asshole as well. fuck those wbc morons and fuck you as well for even thinking i am one.

slog morons = sheeple
Posted by more like crackhead jack on June 14, 2009 at 10:10 PM
54
That's one fine piece of white trash skank. Yeah, I'd do him in a heartbeat. Wouldn't worry much about what he had to say, because his mouth would be full, if you know what I mean.

He'd be limping out of my place leaking a trail of me out of every opening, and grateful he'd finally found real religion.

By the time I was done with him, he'd be the hottest new star in the power bottom/fisting/golden shower porn market, and he'd be loving it.
Posted by Pervy Perv on June 14, 2009 at 10:44 PM
Michael of the Green 55
His participation is key. Who is he?
Posted by Michael of the Green on June 15, 2009 at 12:09 AM
56
No.
Posted by a/o on June 15, 2009 at 12:19 AM
tabletop_joe 57
I bet Jael has a crush on him.

I bet someday he knocks her up and, in a divine twist of irony, Shirley eats the baby.
Posted by tabletop_joe on June 15, 2009 at 12:38 AM
58
@57

hilarious, but... have you seen the documentary? wretched.
Posted by rose in belltown on June 15, 2009 at 12:57 AM
59
one leg is weirdly skinnier than the other.
Posted by copilotcrash on June 15, 2009 at 1:22 AM
60
59 - My kindergarten teacher in the late 1960s had a leg like that, because she had had polio when she was small. If it's the same thing, it probably indicates parents who didn't let their kid get the standard childhood vaccinations.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on June 15, 2009 at 8:19 AM
61
Only in Seattle where everyone is fat and ugly, or a toothpick-chickenleg-tightjeans wearing hipster fag, would this guy be considered even remotely hot.
Posted by kill yourself, Seattle on June 15, 2009 at 8:19 AM
michael strangeways 62
atypical Topeka trash...(most of them are fat and trashy)
Posted by michael strangeways http://strangewayssideshow.blogspot.com/ on June 15, 2009 at 9:37 AM
michael strangeways 63
#61 is an ass...Seattle itself is a skinny, healthy conscious, eat-right, let's go kayaking after a vegan brunch kind of town.

The suburbs, of course, are Fatass City.
Posted by michael strangeways http://strangewayssideshow.blogspot.com/ on June 15, 2009 at 9:39 AM
michael strangeways 64
Catalina,

I (unfortunately) lived in Topeka Kansas for 10 years and was a counter-protester at the first Westboro picketline. The "Fred has cancer and is due to die anyday now" rumor has been bandied about Topeka since 1992. And, we all believed it, because Fred LOOKS like he has cancer, or maybe that's just the awful evil inherent in him manifesting itself in a physical form....
Posted by michael strangeways http://strangewayssideshow.blogspot.com/ on June 15, 2009 at 9:43 AM
65
Dude I live in Seattle and there are fatties EVERYWHERE
Posted by you are not fooling anyone with your defense on June 15, 2009 at 9:44 AM
tabletop_joe 66
@58

I wrote that comment after watching the documentary. I think Jael would love to have a secret crush. I think she may have had a secret crush on the journalist. And who could blame her? It's too bad her family twisted her mind, she seems like she could have been really cool.
Posted by tabletop_joe on June 15, 2009 at 11:57 AM
Geni 67
He makes my skin crawl. He looks like he ought to be wearing a brown shirt and breaking windows in 1930s Germany.
Posted by Geni on June 15, 2009 at 12:05 PM
Geni 68
Fuck! Did I just violate Godwin's Law?
Posted by Geni on June 15, 2009 at 12:05 PM
69
I just masturbated to his picture - guess that means I think he's hot.
Posted by Doh on June 15, 2009 at 12:31 PM
70
He kinda looks like timothy mcveigh. hmm...
Posted by jen-o-saur on June 15, 2009 at 12:34 PM
71
i bet his dick tastes like shit
Posted by tommy spokane on June 15, 2009 at 3:07 PM
72
i bet his dick tastes like shit
Posted by tommy spokane on June 15, 2009 at 3:08 PM
73
He could be the most attractive man in the world, but with those signs in his hands? Ew.
Posted by bloodycarrot on June 15, 2009 at 6:29 PM
You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me 74
Might be a fun hate fuck if you bind and gag him...
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on June 16, 2009 at 10:37 AM
75
He's totally standing on the American flag in the thumbnail. Anyone who clearly hates America as to stand on our flag is certainly not hot.
Posted by marigold on June 17, 2009 at 12:03 PM
76
Big ol gay. And the girl he was with was wearing cargo pants. Really? I think they we know what that means too. Loves the irony, me does.
Posted by good gaydar on June 22, 2009 at 7:44 PM

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