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Friday, June 12, 2009

Character Study Prejean, Translated

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Fri, Jun 12, 2009 at 9:05 AM

Even though he clearly sold his soul when he took the job of Miss California USA pageant director, you kind of have to feel for this Keith Lewis character.

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Wow, I didnt realize she was actually that dumb.

Posted by Tina on June 12, 2009 at 9:18 AM

Maybe there should be a tv show based around her? She's clearly a mess, that's great entertainment.

Posted by Urgutha Forka on June 12, 2009 at 9:20 AM

I'm sorry I implied she was smart and calculating, America. Really and truly sorry.

Posted by Baconcat on June 12, 2009 at 9:35 AM

Wow. That was... wow. I think her perception of her fame and power far outstrips the reality of her situation.

Posted by Julie in Eugene on June 12, 2009 at 9:46 AM

ah...
Carrie.

After Obama reams Dan out all morning
Dan seeks a little solace
by curling up in the corner
in a fetal position
with his laptop
and finding a Carrie post...

Posted by how about a picture next time? bikini? on June 12, 2009 at 9:50 AM

How did this guy sell his soul? Did I miss something?

Posted by Jason Josephes

on June 12, 2009 at 9:54 AM

@5
Bethany posted this, not Dan.

Posted by Urgutha Forka on June 12, 2009 at 10:16 AM

@6: Employment within the pageant universe surely involves signing a contract with Satan himself, yes?

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on June 12, 2009 at 10:47 AM

ah...
Carrie.

After Obama reams Dan out all morning
Dan seeks a little solace
curled up under his desk
in the fetal position
waiting for Bethany
to find a Carrie post...

Posted by yeah- that's the ticket! on June 12, 2009 at 10:50 AM