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Life / Housekeeping Photos From Last Night's Slog Happy
Posted by Megan Seling on Fri, Jun 12, 2009 at 3:09 PM
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weird seeing what the sloggers look like. And you girls are all very cute. @3 is just a sad little man.
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@Strangeways: You have no idea. The main reason I go to Slog Happy is because these girls don't just have the goods, these girls like to show it off.
Except Megan.
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I agree with Michael. Nice tittays! Why drive to Portland when those lovely lady lumps are right here in Seattle?
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Striped shirt, fourth pic from the bottom - very Catherine Keener (Maxine from Being John Malkovich), very sexy.
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I think my picture didn't make it in here because I misunderstood his instruction to wave one finger. Maybe that wasn't the finger he meant.
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Is "Oscar Wilde" a hated enemy of mine, or is it an otherwise quiet slogger that I have not gotten into an argument with yet?
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to the old one in the pink and the young(er) one in the yellow - lay off the bacon. the red-head isn't what i'd call svelte, but she's got some fuckin' sex appeal.
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Unless you chickenshits making rude comments about all the women actually come out to a Slog Happy and subject yourselves to scrutiny, we're just going to assume that you're all ugly, pathetic losers, got it?
At least these ladies are getting laid, which is more than I assume of you anonymous cowards.
At least these ladies are getting laid, which is more than I assume of you anonymous cowards.
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@26 you know that douche bag is just sitting behind their keyboard in their mom's basement giggling every time one of their comments gets the reaction they are seeking.
I wasn't there, but from the these same pictures I can see that those ladies are gorgeous. And that lovely lady in the yellow top, yeah she might have some big arms, but she also has great big tits and a tiny little waste, she has great hair and her style is classic and beautiful.
And she has more balls than you actually showing up at the event.
I wasn't there, but from the these same pictures I can see that those ladies are gorgeous. And that lovely lady in the yellow top, yeah she might have some big arms, but she also has great big tits and a tiny little waste, she has great hair and her style is classic and beautiful.
And she has more balls than you actually showing up at the event.
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Oops, that "more balls than you" comment was not meant for you @26 ... that was meant for the anonymous troll seeking angry attention ...
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@5 thanks! its nars - shanghai express. best lipstick ive ever owned.
the funny thing about being called fat is like ... whatever, you know? very creative! ive never heard that before!!
im pretty sure i speak for all the hot ladies pictured above when i say if youre a jagoff who makes comments about ANYBODYS weight publicly, id actually rather you think i was totally disgusting. so thanks, i will just continue to be soul-crushingly awesome and flirt with the best dudes on the planet while you waste away in your parents basement jacking your tiny dick off.
the funny thing about being called fat is like ... whatever, you know? very creative! ive never heard that before!!
im pretty sure i speak for all the hot ladies pictured above when i say if youre a jagoff who makes comments about ANYBODYS weight publicly, id actually rather you think i was totally disgusting. so thanks, i will just continue to be soul-crushingly awesome and flirt with the best dudes on the planet while you waste away in your parents basement jacking your tiny dick off.
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#29: please point out to me the "tiny little waist". i can actually see belly in the last pic and what looks to be a massive butt eating her back alive. nowhere do i see anything that resembles a waist.
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I wasn't there either, but I think these ladies are fly. As they say, I'd (respectfully!) hit it!
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Yeah, a sexy, younger Catherine Keener. Fact: Catherine Keener is sexy. Fact: That young lady looks a lot like her. I wasn't trying to dog on her. It was meant as a compliment.
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This Stupid White Man-free thread is brought to you by me, who made the little bitch's head explode by calling him a closet case in a previous comment.
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Redhead? Check.
Glasses? Check.
Facial hair? Check.
Oh random Slogger boy I don't know - I lurve you. Wish I could have been there to follow you about and furtively gaze upon you. Usually I'd just assume you're straight and enjoy the eye candy, but hey, it's Slog. Was anyone there straight?
Glasses? Check.
Facial hair? Check.
Oh random Slogger boy I don't know - I lurve you. Wish I could have been there to follow you about and furtively gaze upon you. Usually I'd just assume you're straight and enjoy the eye candy, but hey, it's Slog. Was anyone there straight?
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#32
I need to buy it. Thanks for telling me what it is.
Also: Well put! I don't know you, but I strongly suspect that you are soul-crushingly awesome.
I need to buy it. Thanks for telling me what it is.
Also: Well put! I don't know you, but I strongly suspect that you are soul-crushingly awesome.
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Haters: Please go to your local video store and rent Some Like it Hot. Take a good, hard look at the woman who was America's most desired sex symbol for half a century.
Then go back to masturbating to your "Friends" DVDs.
Then go back to masturbating to your "Friends" DVDs.
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Is that who the gal in Yellow is? Aislinn?
Well Aislinn, I think you're a hottie with great style ;0)
I prefer the cock thanks, but don't mind looking at a hot chick without shame. Can't a girl give another girl a compliment? sheesh.
Well Aislinn, I think you're a hottie with great style ;0)
I prefer the cock thanks, but don't mind looking at a hot chick without shame. Can't a girl give another girl a compliment? sheesh.
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Don't want to focus too much on physicality here, but honestly... I can't help but think it unfortunate for a majority of seemingly smart, balanced, thoughtful people to be so clearly neglecting their physical health.
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@40: Doubtful. Aislinn's rather well-liked on Slog, and most commenters don't take kindly to little shits calling her names.
Plus there's the self-evident cowardice of comments like #33. No way would crankypants say it to her face; he'd get a well-deserved knee to the balls and knows it.
Plus there's the self-evident cowardice of comments like #33. No way would crankypants say it to her face; he'd get a well-deserved knee to the balls and knows it.
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It was fabulous to meet many of you, I wish I could have spoken to you all. Thank you for being so warm and friendly to my husband and I. It was worth the drive up from Portland.
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I think I went to college with the redheaded guy pointing at the camera. Hey, redheaded guy, did you have a cooking show on channel two?? I loved it!
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One of these days, when the stars align and I get out early on a Thursday, I WILL go to slog happy.
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Also: I just took the measure of turning off unregistered comments and it makes the world look so much brighter.
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Dang, what douchebaggery. I know we've all had decades of experience realizing that bullies will be bullies, whether it's eight-year-olds on the playground or whatever-year-olds on the net, but it's always kind of depressing, isn't it?
Sloggers, y'all looked just fine and/or cute as always.
Sloggers, y'all looked just fine and/or cute as always.
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All these stupid anonymous commenters remind me of one surprisingly absent old school regular commenter/annoying ass bitch: Bellevue Ave
Where has that douchebag gone? I hope he isn't still trolling these treads anonymously, cause that would be fucking sad as shit.
PS. Anonymous commenters: Yay! You not only found out how to use the internet, you manage to spew mean things. You are clever sir (prolly not a woman, probably not skinny). You are seriously innovative with your thoughts and ideals, masked through anonymity. Are you getting a book deal? Cause wow. I am impressed.
Where has that douchebag gone? I hope he isn't still trolling these treads anonymously, cause that would be fucking sad as shit.
PS. Anonymous commenters: Yay! You not only found out how to use the internet, you manage to spew mean things. You are clever sir (prolly not a woman, probably not skinny). You are seriously innovative with your thoughts and ideals, masked through anonymity. Are you getting a book deal? Cause wow. I am impressed.
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@ 56: amen. but also, those douchebags hate women, they may say they "appreciate" them or revere them or whatever, I don't buy it. but that's just all to feed their ego, a woman isn't to them a ...person, as much as an fashion accessory. it's really sick, and fuck their fascist beauty standards.
their kind of "insight" is nothing but worthless dreck. @ 52 has it right.
you go girls.
their kind of "insight" is nothing but worthless dreck. @ 52 has it right.
you go girls.
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It would be nice if someday, somewhere on the internet, a picture of a woman was posted without someone commenting on her appearance.
Until then, we'll just have to put up with insecure idiots, who apparently think that insulting others will make them feel better about themselves.
Until then, we'll just have to put up with insecure idiots, who apparently think that insulting others will make them feel better about themselves.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: people who went to Slog Happy, and people who didn't. The latter group has NOTHING. Piss and moan all you want, but the Ladies of Slog, and the Gentlemen, are extremely fine and lovely in every conceivable respect. Dipshit anon commenters will be assumed to look like uncooked pizza until proven otherwise.
You either got friends or you don't, losers.
You either got friends or you don't, losers.
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I feel bad. At the last Slog Happy, Sam Mackevocich (sp?) told me I had to bring some girls for him. I failed.
(As a side note, I'm not sure why he asked me. I mean...I'm gay...does that automatically make me reliable to rally up some women for his ogling? I wonder. Sam, what were you thinking?)
(As a side note, I'm not sure why he asked me. I mean...I'm gay...does that automatically make me reliable to rally up some women for his ogling? I wonder. Sam, what were you thinking?)
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@49 - I did indeed have a show on Ch.2 - "The Quick Fix". CWU!
Signed
-The redheaded guy pointing at the camera
Signed
-The redheaded guy pointing at the camera
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Kim @48: It was a pleasure meeting and talking with you and your husband. Great picture of us second from the bottom! Thanks for making the trip.
Everyone: Had a great time--see you next month!
Everyone: Had a great time--see you next month!
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A list of who's who would be nice. I have no idea who any of the people in the pictures are, with the exception of the 1% that you can actually see the name sticker.
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Urgutha Forka,
That's me in the Urinal Gum T-shirt, with RainMain, in the second picture from the bottom. The very tall man with a beard and black shirt directly behind me is my husband, Peter.
That's me in the Urinal Gum T-shirt, with RainMain, in the second picture from the bottom. The very tall man with a beard and black shirt directly behind me is my husband, Peter.
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I look forward to the next time Slog Happy hits Ballard (or maybe Fremont or Wallingford). Maybe next time I'll even talk to more than one person (although Ronan is a pretty rad dude)! Yours truly, hipster douche.
PS: I was going to apologize for not singing "Skeeballin'" but I quickly realized that I am not sorry for that. At all.
PS: I was going to apologize for not singing "Skeeballin'" but I quickly realized that I am not sorry for that. At all.
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@67 That *is* a great pic!
@22 How was that lick? Send him down here to Portland so we gay boys can savor the flavor! ;)
@22 How was that lick? Send him down here to Portland so we gay boys can savor the flavor! ;)
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Wow - the troll slop is particularly thick and gristly in this thread. It's to the point where it's not even entertaining anymore to read anymore. It's as though you trolls are those over-the-hill burn-out hippies that tries to act cool and relevant at every rock show I go to these days. But you're not relevant at all anymore (not that you ever were) - you're just pathetic, sad, and nihilist. What makes me even more sad is that you wouldn't ever act the way you do in a public setting but do on the blogs. And I'm fucking over it.
Slog Happy participants look like they're having fun and are attractive and lovely human beings. So fuck all you haters.
Slog Happy participants look like they're having fun and are attractive and lovely human beings. So fuck all you haters.
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this photo set makes my point exactly---in these photos there are 18 women--sure some are pictured twice--but 18 women are pictured-- 13 of the 18 are big fucking fatties. Is this all seattle has to offer? "welcome to seattle..you're not fat here sister!"
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Whyn't you put up a picture of yourself @78, so that we may judge accordingly: are you a pasty-skinned, lard-assed, pimply-faced dweeb, or, a skinny, unemployed, greasy-haired tweaker with bad dental hygiene?
I'll assume either until proven otherwise...
Oh, and for the record, I'm picture #2.
I'll assume either until proven otherwise...
Oh, and for the record, I'm picture #2.
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Correction, Picture # 3. Not enough coffee in me yet to perform complicated math functions like counting this morning.
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Cool that you guys had fun.
And I think people are taking the anon 'zomg ur fat' comments a bit too seriously. They're anon Slog trolls, guys... what do you expect? Why waste your energy lashing out at nobody in particular?
Fuck em, and go back out next month. I might actually try to make it next time ;P
And I think people are taking the anon 'zomg ur fat' comments a bit too seriously. They're anon Slog trolls, guys... what do you expect? Why waste your energy lashing out at nobody in particular?
Fuck em, and go back out next month. I might actually try to make it next time ;P
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I agree with others above, ignore the comments in the light gray boxes, man. They're pointless. That's.why.we.register.
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Most of the women in these pics are way cute. And they look like they're fun to hang with. Which is more than you can say about your typical vapid anorexic model-type.
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Y'know, it occurs to me that when I was in high school and got dissed or picked on, my mom (like everyone's) probably said "they're jealous or insecure" and I didn't really buy it. And frankly, they were probably just mean and maybe I *was* nerdy or had a stupid haircut.
But in adulthood? Come on. No one who's attractive, gets attention from the gender they're into, has a fun and happy life is going to waste their time posting anonymous comments about other people's looks or weight. You were right, Mom! Around age 21, anyone who spent their time mocking other people really was a genuine loser. Hee!
But in adulthood? Come on. No one who's attractive, gets attention from the gender they're into, has a fun and happy life is going to waste their time posting anonymous comments about other people's looks or weight. You were right, Mom! Around age 21, anyone who spent their time mocking other people really was a genuine loser. Hee!
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I agree with Lissa. I was initially sad my picture didn't make the cut, but shit, if you're picking on women who look like women - and they are GORGEOUS in person, by the way - then I can only imagine what horrid things y'all would say about me, who has left 40 behind long since. ZOMG, a woman who's in middle age and hasn't just laid down and DIED!!!11!!!!
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Rainier in the can--check. Olympia in the can--check. Tecate in the can--check. So Slog Happy is too upscale for Pabst Blue Ribbon now?
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Geni @ 90,
I believe we shook hands right before you left? Anyway, I thought you were lovely and I'm sorry we didn't get a chance to speak further.
I believe we shook hands right before you left? Anyway, I thought you were lovely and I'm sorry we didn't get a chance to speak further.
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@32 - bring them titties to Chicago posthaste
<3,
Katherine
p.s. I seriously know half you motherfuckers. Slog makes me homesick.
<3,
Katherine
p.s. I seriously know half you motherfuckers. Slog makes me homesick.
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I'd ask "which one's Kim," but there's only one person there who looks married with two kids. Yep, it's that obvious.
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Fifty-Two-Eighty,
Second picture from the bottom, wearing a Urinal Gum T-shirt. Sadly, no duct tape.
Second picture from the bottom, wearing a Urinal Gum T-shirt. Sadly, no duct tape.
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You've been obsessing about duct tape lately. Maybe I'm gonna have to do something about that.
Is that Mr. Kim in Portland in the photo with you? Because that would ruin all the fun.
Is that Mr. Kim in Portland in the photo with you? Because that would ruin all the fun.
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Truly it does. Though for long-term comfort, there's nothing quite like good old cotton rope that's been washed in hot water to remove the sizing.
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Ahh. Thanks for tip. I prefer silk, long swaths of raw silk.
So, what's obvious about my appearance, if it's okay to ask? I'm kind of the "freak" amongst the other moms picking kids up, guitar on the back, beater pair of jeans, tattoo, and all.
So, what's obvious about my appearance, if it's okay to ask? I'm kind of the "freak" amongst the other moms picking kids up, guitar on the back, beater pair of jeans, tattoo, and all.
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Yeah, I can see you standing out picking up the kids out there in suburbia with all the soccer moms, alright. But you stand out just as much among a group of 20-something hipsters. More mature, more "settled in." That's a good thing, at least to these very mature eyes.
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That makes sense. I wouldn't want to be 20-something again. I thought maybe I looked like I had let myself go, as sometimes happens when ones only focus is being a mom. An idea that I detest. If "settled in", means happy, content, and in ones sexual prime, then I'll drink to that. Thank you for the compliment.
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Kim @ 92 - yes, that was me, and thank you. The feeling is mutual. Sorry I didn't stay to chat, but my husband was finally getting home after a long day, and I wanted to go home and have dinner with him.
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