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Tech BoneRemote
Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jun 12, 2009 at 3:08 PM
This Panasonic concept remote lies flaccid, glowing with a pulsing, internal light until a human hand gets near it, whereupon it engorges and becomes stiff, ready to use.
Soon we will all be having sex with our living rooms.
(Via.)
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Umm if you want a dildo, may I recommend Babeland...this,this does not look like it would be half as satisfying.
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Imagine the millions of armchair straight men who will now not give up their penis remotes to their wives.
Will it be like having one hand on your own penis, or will it be like having it on somebody else's? WIll women be more likely to use it?
I don't know the answer to these questions...But, I, as a gay male who really likes David Cronenberg, really really want one.
Will it be like having one hand on your own penis, or will it be like having it on somebody else's? WIll women be more likely to use it?
I don't know the answer to these questions...But, I, as a gay male who really likes David Cronenberg, really really want one.
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It was for an art exhibition called "Haptic" in Scotland last year. The brief was to create objects that were tactile or excited the senses.
http://www.thelighthouse.co.uk/content/w…
http://www.thelighthouse.co.uk/content/w…
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Does it come (heh) in different sizes and curvatures (Fireman Jr.!), vibrate when silenced, grow ridges for my pleasure, etc.? Full specs/measurements or STFU!
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Oh btw, Mr. Misanthrope, I've been meaning to ask you just what it is you or your avatar is mouthing--bari sax, karaoke mike, breathalyzer, what??
I, personally, am pounding away on my giant golden glans.
I, personally, am pounding away on my giant golden glans.
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