Upon the opening of Captain Black's—a new Capitol Hill bar that serves chicken and waffles—yesterday, Original Monique offers this comment:

This place seems like another addition to the 'get the hipsters fat' conspiracy. I mean, think about it: Molly Moon, OS Custard, Rancho Bravo, Pike Street Fish Fry, and now chicken and waffles? There is no amount of coke to tame those calories. Skinny jeans are gonna be out of fashion soon enough....