Hey, cool: Laurie Anderson did the audio guide for the upcoming show at Seattle Art Museum Target Practice: Painting Under Attack, 1949-78. The link is at the bottom of this page. I haven't had a chance to listen to what's up there yet, but is Anderson ever not worth hearing out?
Wouldn't it be amazing if she narrated the whole thing in this voice?
Also, I got a copy of the hardback catalog for Target Practice today, and it's beautiful. A thing to buy.
Thanks, Balt-O-Matt.
Homeless shelters, schools, farmers markets and hot dog carts could soon see costs raised by as much as 300 percent if the King County Department of Public Health implements a plan designed to chip away at the county’s $92 million budget deficit.
With a massive budget deficit looming, every county department has been asked to make cuts, and the health department is considering cutting 50-to-100 percent subsidies given to school cafeterias, soup kitchens and mobile food vendors, in order to make a “full cost recovery” on all permits.
The cost increase hasn’t yet been finalized, but a preliminary proposal by the health department estimates that schools could end up paying $495 per school kitchen, a hefty increase from the current permit cost, which ranges from $252 to $348.
Not all off the Seattle school district’s 92 schools have kitchens—and the district is shifting towards a more centralized meal preparation system for elementary and middle schools—but if even 40 of Seattle’s schools still maintained permitted kitchens, it could cost the district an additional $10,000 a year. According to health department documents, school districts have apparently voiced concern that the fee increase could raise the cost of lunches and effect how many kids end up eating meals at school.
Under the plan, mobile vendors, like hot dog and coffee carts, could be forced to pay a $218 fee—all of which is currently subsidized—while food vendors at farmers markets, like Rolling Fire Pizza, would see slight increases around $30-$40.
Vendors are concerned that the county's plan could end up eating away at their sometimes thin profit margins, but the county’s plan could potentially be even more devastating to homeless feeding programs.
Under the health department’s proposal, shelters like the Union Gospel Mission and ROOTS could see 300 percent increases in their permit costs, depending on their program’s size.
“If we’re paying $395 a year [for our permit], it jumps to $825 in 2010,” says Ron Metcalf, operations director for the Bread of Life meal program. “If you want to continue to feed the homeless, you have to pay the fee, but we don’t charge, so it’s not like we can charge two dollars instead of one to make up the difference."
In the midst of a recession, non-profits have seen a decrease in donations but at the same time have also seen a growing need for feeding programs “We already have a hardship,” Metcalf says, “and now we’re going to have a bigger one.”
Metcalf’s concern is, naturally, also being voiced by other shelter programs around the city. “I don’t think [the fee increase] is a particularly wise thing,” says ROOTS operations director Matt Fox. “It’s going to discourage new startups and need is up all over the place.”
ROOTS serves breakfast and dinner to 25 people at its University District shelter every night and as many as 150 people on Friday nights. Because of their high-volume meal program, ROOTS is bracing for a possible 300 percent increase in its permit costs. “It’s triple what the fee is now,” Fox says. “It’s money we’ll find, but it is kind of a burden. I think feeding people in Seattle is something worth subsidizing.”
According to King County Department of Health spokeswoman Hilary Karasz, the policy change is still being analyzed and the health department hasn’t figured out how much impact the subsidy reduction would have on the county’s $92 budget deficit.
“We’re trying to find legitimate and reasonable ways to bridge the [budget] gap,” Karasz says. “There’s been quite a lot of work to work with stakeholders. We know it’s going to make an impact on people and nobody wants that.” But, Karasz says, “The bottom line is, we have been directed to do full cost recovery.”
Karasz would not comment on whether the permit cost increase might create a greater number of unregulated "outlaw" feeding programs like Food Not Bombs, an unlicensed meal service for the homeless in Occidental Park, which has faced harassment from Parks Department employees and police.
The King County Board of Health is expected to vote on the fee change proposal in July.
Posted by news intern Alexander P. Brown
Another flasher was spotted near Green Lake Way on Friday evening.
According to a police report, a woman was waiting at a bus stop at Green Lake Way N and N 46th St. at around 11:00 PM when a Hispanic man—described in the report as 5'08", heavy set, wearing brown shorts and khaki pants—brushed up against her while masturbating and told her to "Have a nice ride." The woman punched her alleged assailant and took off.
This is hardly an isolated incident as Green Lake seems to be a favored stomping ground for men who want to let it all hang out.
It must be something in the gross, gross water.
[Ed. note: flasher incidents appear to be common enough at Green Lake that it might just make sense for SPD to pull some of its officers off the jack shack beat and have them chase down a few flashers during the busy summers months at the park. Just a thought.]
Seattle Out and Proud, producers of the annual gay-pride parade, have agreed to pay the city periodically through 2014 to resolve a massive debt the group generated in 2006, according to a settlement agreement the parties entered into King County Superior Court earlier this week.
The city had sued Seattle Out and Proud (SOaP) in March for an outstanding $124,801 obligation, the combination of rental fees for the Seattle Center for a post-parade rally and the interest generated from lack of payments.
Under the terms of the deal, SOaP must pay the city on September 1 of each year. The group must put down $10,000 this year and $15,000 for each of the following five years (plus an extra $507 to settle the balance in 2014).
If SOaP meets those terms, the city will waive $42,564 in interest.
But, the settlement stipulates, if SOaP misses any of the payments, the interest for the entire amount will be due (plus any more accrued interest). The city may also file a lawsuit to collect the total debt.
It remains to be seen if SOaP can, in fact, raise that sort of money. In the three years since the group generated its debt to the city, it has paid only $10,400, the settlement says. In March, SOaP president Eric Albert-Gauthier said that producing the gay pride parade costs about $30,000 to $40,000 a year.
Click on the picture above and you'll see Seattle Congressman Jim McDermott—medical doctor, child psychiatrist, ten-term incumbent—at the White House yesterday discussing health care reform with President Barack Obama and members of the House Ways and Means Committe (on which McDermott sits).
It's not the first time McDermott has been at the White House recently to talk health care. In late April McDermott was selected by the House Progressive Caucus, of which he's a member, to talk directly to Obama about why it's so important to have a public option in order to make health care reform meaningful.
"It all stands or falls on that," McDermott spokesman Mike DeCesare told me today. "If there isn’t a public option, you’re not going to have real health care reform.”
McDermott is hardly the only person telling Obama this, and it sounds like the president's been listening. Just as important is whether most of Congress is listening (and can be convinced).
DeCesare couldn't talk about the particulars of McDermott's meetings with Obama but said McDermott has emerged from them—and from endless other health care meetings that are now consuming McDemott's schedule as Congress heads toward a vote on the issue before the August recess—feeling positive.
"He is still optimistic,” DeCesare said. "There is so much momentum going for meaningful reform."
Want to know more about the public option and McDermott's take on it? Click here, or hit play on this:
Photo via the office of Congressman McDermott.
Scary Tyler Moore sent this along:

Although a recent poll shows he trails in third place among candidates running for King County Executive, Dow Constantine is taking a risk that could bolster support from his lefty base or compromise his chances of making it to the general election. Holding a press conference at the Seattle Labor Temple Association building in Belltown this afternoon, Constantine thrust the record of frontrunner Susan Hutchison into the mainstream press. “She is … an extremely conservative Republican whose views are out of step with King County voters,” he said.
On one hand, Constantine demonstrates the frank confidence to say what other candidates, such as his fellow County Council Member Larry Phillips (another Democrat running for the seat vacated by Ron Sims), have been reticent to mention. But the move—which represents the sort of negative campaigning that voters tend to oppose—could be the political equivalent of Constantine of throwing himself on a grenade to ensure a Democrat wins the general election in November.
Under new rules, Hutchison isn't required disclose her party affiliation. Voters passed a measure in 2008 that made all King County races "nonpartisan"—meaning candidates can't list party affiliation in voters' guides or on ballots—the result of an initiative funded by and orchestrated by Republicans, including Hutchison. But, with cameras rolling and newspaper reporters taking notes, Constantine chronicled her support for far-right candidates and causes, and her attempt to hide that past.
This week, in an online-only feature, I interview popular mystery novelist Alan Furst, author of 10 historical espionage thrillers set in the 30s and 40s. Here is the part of the interview that I am by law required to perform—the obligatory "where do you get your ideas from" portion, which Furst deftly combined into the "do you have any advice for aspiring writers" part of the interview:
How did you get into writing historical novels, then?That was a complete, insane accident. I went to Moscow for Esquire. I had never been in a police state before. It had a very heavy effect on me. I came back, and it occurred to me that I wanted to read a panoramic spy novel set in Europe in the 1930s and '40s. And when I went to find it, I found out that it didn't exist! So I thought, well, I'll write one. You talk to writers all the time, right?
Yeah.
They will tell you that they'll write the book they've always wanted to read but they have to write it themselves. It sounds weird, but it's very true.
But there's much more to the interview, including Furst's memories of working for the Seattle Weekly back in the very beginning of the paper (he wrote a serial novel for them), the thing that bookstores and libraries have over the internet, why fighting Nazis is so satisfying, and his feelings on chick lit. I hope you'll read it.
Furst will read at Third Place Books tomorrow from his new-in-paperback novel, The Spies of Warsaw.
I almost forgot! Garbage Dreams is also screening tonight. It is also a documentary and it is also great! It is about garbage.
Here is what I say:
The Zaballeen, garbage collectors of Cairo, are a proud, close-knit community: they collect trash, they sort it, they recycle 80% of what they find. They live in “garbage villages.” This remarkable documentary manages to be both personal and global: when Cairo contracts foreign companies to collect their garbage, the younger generation of Zaballeen is faced with the dual tensions of losing their business and (less explicitly) not wanting to fucking collect garbage anymore. It's fascinating and, to its credit, not at all sad.
Hey, SIFFers! There are two excellent documentaries screening today—two of the Stranger's absolute favorite films in this year's festival.
Here's Charles Mudede on Manhole Children (it starts at 4:30—sorry about that—but there's still time!):
I could spend hours on Manhole Children, my favorite film of SIFF 2009. It is a story about the effects of neoliberalism (after the fall of the Soviet Union, Mongolia turned to capitalism and plunged thousands upon thousands of people into a deep hole of poverty). It is a story about the city (for shelter and warmth, thousands of homeless children moved into manholes beneath the freezing streets of Ulan Bator). It is a love story (there is one broken heart, and two broken souls). And, lastly, it is a story told with Japanese objectivity, which is not the same as Western objectivity. Do not miss this documentary; it is sad but also as strange as your strangest dreams. Ulan Bator has population of one million.
And Paul Constant on The Fortress:
Thousands of refugees from around the world try to seek asylum in Switzerland, and only a small fraction of those people are actually allowed to stay. The Fortress is about the people stuck in between, guests who are forced to remain in Switzerland’s care during the long documentation process. It’s remarkable to watch the staff deal with two different young men from Africa who have been emotionally crushed by the system. One Swiss social worker hugs his charge and tells him he’ll be okay, but the other coldly repeats the pleas for help to a typist, who dutifully copies them down. Both scenes are riveting.
The Fortress also screens this Friday.
Update: michael strangeways adds...
FYI: SIFF has added another screening of Manhole Children, due to popular demand. It'll screen on Sunday, June 14th at 9pm at SIFF Cinema (McCaw Hall)...it'll be one of the last movies screened at SIFF this year.
No excuse, people.
When I first got this job, I began dreading one single moment in time. And now, I know when that moment will be: July 7th, 2009. That is the day this book will be published:

It is the dawning of The Crowning Glory of Calla Lily Ponder, by local author Rebecca Wells. I read The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (following the same impulse that later led me to read The Da Vinci Code and The Secret), and the process of reading that book nearly killed me: The touchy-feely yuppie princessiness of the whole endeavor inspired paroxysmal attacks from somewhere deep inside me. I hope I don't wind up reading this book, but I'm terrified that I might wind up doing so.
Upon the opening of Captain Black's—a new Capitol Hill bar that serves chicken and waffles—yesterday, Original Monique offers this comment:
This place seems like another addition to the 'get the hipsters fat' conspiracy. I mean, think about it: Molly Moon, OS Custard, Rancho Bravo, Pike Street Fish Fry, and now chicken and waffles? There is no amount of coke to tame those calories. Skinny jeans are gonna be out of fashion soon enough....
Longtime independent bookstore Shaman Drum, in Ann Arbor, is closing at the end of this month. The story is reported by, among others, the Ann Arbor News, which is scheduled to close down at the end of July. This is too depressing to think about.
AND!
Arcade Publishing, one of the best independent publishers in the business, has filed for Chapter 11.
Coincidentally, my feature story about Book Expo America and the death of the publishing industry is now online and ready for you to read. I'll be drinking myself to death in the tub if anyone needs me.
Microsoft has released a record number of patches addressing a total of 31 vulnerabilities, including one "critical hole" in IE 8, which a bunch of nerds reportedly hacked for sport here, and which basically allows "remote code execution if a user views a specifically crafted Web page."
Meanwhile, employees are testing a free anti-virus service (which sort of seems like putting a band-aid on an amputation) that will compete with companies like Symantec Corp and McAfee.
Here is the Microsoft Download Center.
Have said it before, will say it again: This internet thing is amazing. (AM I RIGHT?!) When my brother went off to war, the Google alerts I made were "army" and "4th Brigade, 1st Armored Division" and "Michael Frizzelle," as well as "Maysan" and "al-Muthanna" and "Dhi Qar"—provinces in southern Iraq. He wasn't exactly sure where he was going. On his Facebook page on May 20, he clarified his location: "I'm in Dhi Qar providence around Nasiriyah." Everyone in the family was relieved he'd be going to southern Iraq to train Iraqi security forces. Relatively less dangerous region/mission than, say, going to Baghdad. "He'll be in jeopardy, of course, but it'll be a random sort of thing, Iraqis blowing up Iraqis—getting in the middle of that. That would be the danger," my great aunt (army nurse in the Korean War) said that weird week when Mike left. So we've all been on edge for news of freak accidents, car bombs, stuff like that. This morning Google lit up my inbox with today's news in Dhi Qar: car bomb.
A car bomb blew up Wednesday in a packed outdoor food market in one of the most peaceful areas of Iraq's Shiite south, killing about 30 people and wounding dozens more. The blast raised fears that militants may be planning more strikes in remote, poorly secured areas, seeking to stretch Iraq's security services as they take on a bigger role in Baghdad and other flashpoint cities... It was the deadliest bombing in the Nasiriyah area since Nov. 12, 2003.
Just sent him a message on Facebook to see if he's OK. Haven't heard back yet, but none of the news stories mention any American casualties. To fill the silence, I've been digging around Facebook, and the more you dig around on Facebook for information about someone you know fighting overseas, the more you find. Facebook has completely changed what war feels like for families. There's someone in the army whose job includes maintaining his brigade's Facebook page. And everyone in the brigade has a Facebook page too, and they post pictures of one another. On a day when Iraqis are blowing up Iraqis in regions thought to be peaceful, when you're desperate for a peaceful mental image of your brother, it's quite nice to stumble across a photo of your brother sleeping peacefully in an air-conditioned tent on the other side of the planet:

The caption: "Waiting to go to Iraq.........sorry, not waiting. Taking a tactical pause." This was in Kuwait, weeks ago. What has he done since then? According to Facebook, he's been thinking about the Red Hot Chili Peppers, getting sweet messages from college friends ("Are we allowed to send you alcohol? I bet some Arbor Mist Peach Chardonnay would hit the spot. Hope you're taking care of yourself"), getting shit from college friends ("A little birdie flew into my window and told me that somebody's been sneaking off post....."), and getting messages from his girlfriend back home ("Baby I'm so so so so sorry... I bitch about you not calling then I don't answer I promise it won't happen again:(..."), and sweating ("It's very hot"). It's weird how far away he is, and yet how close he feels. It's weird, I tell ya. I used to hate Facebook. I don't hate Facebook anymore.
Here's the joke...
Here's the backlash...
Letterman referred to Palin, Alaska's governor, as having the style of a "slutty flight attendant." The "Late Show" host also took a shot Palin's daughter, while poking fun at the Yankees' third baseman.“One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game," Letterman said, "during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez.”
But an even more disturbing fact, which Letterman may not have known, was that the daughter who accompanied Palin on her trip to New York was 14-year-old Willow—not 18-year-old Bristol, the unwed mother of Palin's first grandchild. Now, many critics—including the Palins themselves—are slamming Letterman for jokes that they say make light of sexual abuse of an underage girl.
James Von Brunn is a "revered elder statesman" to right-wing extremists, a Neo-Nazi, a "birther," a white supremacist, a contributer to right-wing-rant-site FreeRepublic.com, and... a painter.
The security guard he shot has died.
It's going to be a long and ugly summer.
Washington D.C. police have identified the alleged Holocaust Memorial Museum shooter as an octogenarian white supremacist author and World War II veteran:
From the Washington Post:
Police are confirming that the name of suspect is James Von Brunn, a white supremacist, born 1920. He claims to be a member of Mensa, "the high-IQ society," and in 1981 was convicted in D.C. Superior Court for an offense that is not made clear.James Von Brunn has been a leading writer in the white supremacist fringe for many years. Several of the country's largest and most prolific producers of racist tracts and books have traditionally been based in the mid-Atlantic states, some of them centered for many years around the National Alliance, which was run from William Pierce's secluded West Virginia headquarters until his death in 2002. Von Brunn's online book, "Kill The Best Gentiles," is hundreds of pages of conspiracy theories that include Holocaust denial, the ancient hoax of the "Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion," and wild webs of fantasy seeking to link the Federal Reserve Bank, the Illuminati, Sigmund Freud and Karl Marx in a grand, centuries-long story of Jewish plotting against white people.
Von Brunn repeatedly wrote that the Holocaust never happened.
Hey everybody! Mitt Romney is throwing an essay contest! Here's the video:
For those who don't get video at their work computers, Mitt wants to know “What does a free and strong America mean to me in 250 words or less?” The winner will win a free trip to Boston to hang with the Romney-monster and his family (special note: "His family" means "Tag!"). The runners-up will receive FREE baseballs autographed by Mitt himself. How can you not enter this contest? I want a Slogger to bring home the grand prize.
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A Columbia City family ended up with a $1500 veterinarian bill last month after their dog sniffed out yet another big stash of pot in Seward Park.
Jen Nestor Waddell says she was walking her dog, Jack—a black lab/dalmatian mix—in Seward Park on May 17th when he ran off into the woods. "Three hours later," Nestor Waddell says, Jack "couldn’t walk, his eyes were unfocused and hazy and he was kind of paranoid."
Nestor Waddell says she took Jack to a veterinarian, who told her Jack had ingested something toxic. The veterinarian induced vomiting in the dog and, according to Nestor Waddell, found a “very large amount” of pot in the dog's stomach, although she did not know exactly how much. Jack is fine now, Nestor Waddell says.
After contacting police about the incident, Nestor Waddell also called the Audubon Society, which runs an environmental center in Seward Park. According to an email sent out after the incident, the Audubon Society told Nestor Waddell that police had also recently recovered several garbage bags of pot and a "large bag of crack cocaine" from the park. The Audubon Society could not be reached for comment.
Parks are apparently the new place to stash drugs. In April, Seattle police recovered five and a half pounds of weed in a duffel bag in Seward Park. At a community meeting in the North Precinct earlier this month, Seattle Police also warned neighbors that drug dealers may be stashing large quantities of drugs in wooded areas, parks and greenbelts around Seattle. Be on the lookout, frugal pot smokers.
...the solar-powered phone. It's called the Solar Guru, and it's only available in India, so it "also offers the very Indianized feature called 'Mobile prayer.' This comprises of various religious prayers and wall papers."
Stranger tech superhero Anthony Hecht wonders if it comes with a little hat-holder so you can keep it pointed at the sun all the time.
As of yesterday, none of the Slog commenters reported seeing a copy of the Referendum 71 petition, which is required to include a 114 page domestic-partnership bill on one piece of paper. But the Secretary of State's office has seen a copy. Here's what office spokesman David Ammons wrote about the petition this morning:
Referendum 71 petitions are required to cram all 114 pages of the “everything but marriage” domestic partnership bill (SB5688) in the text that circulates so that each potential signer could conceivably read every word before deciding whether to sign. State law also requires the whole shebang to be on “one sheet” and “readable.” Sponsors, who are now in the field looking for over 120,000 valid voter signatures during the next six weeks, have designed a layout that uses small font and printing the text on a fold-out that has eight “pages.” The whole petition, when unfolded, is map-sized, nearly 2 feet by 3 feet, front and back.
And here's the photo:

Has anyone actually spotted one of these things?
Officials at Virginia's largest women's prison have been rounding up all the female inmates who appear to be lesbians—"loose-fitting clothes, short hair or otherwise masculine looks"—and placing them in a special "butch wing" of the prison in an effort to "break up relationships" and "curb illegal sexual activity."
Because... um... nothing puts a stop to homosexual activity faster than confining homosexuals together. I've heard those RSVP Cruises are basically big gay Purity Balls.