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News & ArtsTuesday, June 9, 2009
Crime / Sex Daddy Issues
Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 1:33 PM
The handsome and wealthy banker was found in his luxury penthouse apartment, "encased" in a latex body suit, with two bullets in his head and two in his back. Prosecutors argue that the woman who admits to murdering him—his girlfriend of three years—is a "sexually deviant little blonde from the suburbs" who was motivated by greed. The woman insists that she snapped during a sadomasochistic sex romp when the banker began to taunt her and called her a whore.
The banker's two sons are siding with the girlfriend.
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What a lovely happy family they must be!
He should have married the dear girl- cuz, you know, marriage isn't about love, it's about being a man and a woman!
It only works if it involves putting a hoo-hoo in a cha-cha!
Jesus is vomiting...
He should have married the dear girl- cuz, you know, marriage isn't about love, it's about being a man and a woman!
It only works if it involves putting a hoo-hoo in a cha-cha!
Jesus is vomiting...
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What a lovely happy family they must be!
He should have married the dear girl- cuz, you know, marriage isn't about love, it's about being a man and a woman!
It only works if it involves putting a hoo-hoo in a cha-cha!
Jesus is vomiting...
He should have married the dear girl- cuz, you know, marriage isn't about love, it's about being a man and a woman!
It only works if it involves putting a hoo-hoo in a cha-cha!
Jesus is vomiting...
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Sounds like no one is mourning the deceased, if anything it's surprising that someone didn't take him out sooner.
Talk about saying the wrong thing at the wrong time...well, he'll never make that mistake again.
An important reminder that partners that are on a lower financial footing that the other should not have their noses rubbed in that fact.
Talk about saying the wrong thing at the wrong time...well, he'll never make that mistake again.
An important reminder that partners that are on a lower financial footing that the other should not have their noses rubbed in that fact.
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I know it's going to be hard for some of you to believe, but David Carradine wasn't the only person in the world who was into kinky sex.
Now, since this stuff is only interesting to me if I'm the one doing it, can we move on to something else?
Now, since this stuff is only interesting to me if I'm the one doing it, can we move on to something else?
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no, it seems more like a L&O:Stop Raping My Dead Baby! (ie, SVU) than a Criminal Intent episode...
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"she snapped during a sadomasochistic sex romp when the banker began to taunt her and called her a whore"
In what way is taunting and name-calling inconsistent with sadomasochism? "It's OK to raise welts on my creamy white thighs, but when you call me a whore you go too far"?
In what way is taunting and name-calling inconsistent with sadomasochism? "It's OK to raise welts on my creamy white thighs, but when you call me a whore you go too far"?
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Shooting someone to death (unpremeditated) because they called you name has a maximum penalty of 10 years? No wonder Americans fucking hate Europeans. For all of our problems with prisons and our justice system the Euros are just as fucked up towards the other side.
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@21 I agree that there are few good excuses for shooting someone in the head, but let's not trivialize emotional abuse!
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@22 and let's not shout emotional abuse when someone does something that's regularly par for the course during a rather extreme sexual activity. covering him with latex? and she just happened to have a gun? tbh, i'm not buying the "i just snapped" story. that sounds premeditated.
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If I were given a choice on how to be murdered, this is totally the way I would go out. I do agree the only reason this is news is because kink was involved. "zomg secks!"
@2: this is totally a CSI style plot! Or I guess it would be if he was also married..
@2: this is totally a CSI style plot! Or I guess it would be if he was also married..
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