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Thursday, June 4, 2009

Fashion What's In My Cap-Sac? (Part Three in a Series)

Posted by on Thu, Jun 4, 2009 at 8:18 AM

What...what's that? It feels like there's something in my Cap-Sac*.

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But what is it this time?

*The fanny-pack for your head.

Oh, hello, it's only JOHNNY FUCKING APPLESEED!!!!!

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Johnny Appleseed is in my Cap-Sac. Makin' apples happen.

 

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1
Liar! He could not fit in your Cap-Sac.
Posted by Luckier on June 4, 2009 at 8:25 AM
bearseatbeats 2
@1 Look at the ear on the top-right of the pic. He could totes fit! Cap-Sac!
Posted by bearseatbeats on June 4, 2009 at 8:34 AM
Jenny from the Block 3
I second that @1. How big is your hat Lindy?
Posted by Jenny from the Block on June 4, 2009 at 8:34 AM
scary tyler moore 4
frozen custard to keep yer head cool. so cooler heads can prevail.
Posted by scary tyler moore http://pushymcshove.blogspot.com/ on June 4, 2009 at 8:36 AM
cedarthvader 5
That thing is going to give me nightmares.
Posted by cedarthvader http://open.salon.com/blog/cedar_burnett on June 4, 2009 at 8:36 AM
6
You lie like a rug would lie if it sucked at lying.
Posted by emmaliminal on June 4, 2009 at 8:37 AM
7
@2 Oh wait. You're right! My bad.
Posted by emmaliminal on June 4, 2009 at 8:39 AM
8
@2 Oh wait. You're right! My bad.
Posted by emmaliminal on June 4, 2009 at 8:40 AM
9
You must have the world's biggest fucking head if you can fit that thing in a hat.
Posted by The CHZA on June 4, 2009 at 8:44 AM
spoiler alert 10
sunglasses!
Posted by spoiler alert on June 4, 2009 at 8:58 AM
spoiler alert 11
ok, i did not see that coming.
Posted by spoiler alert on June 4, 2009 at 8:59 AM
heywhatsit!? 12
I'm never getting those 45 wasted seconds back.
Posted by heywhatsit!? on June 4, 2009 at 8:59 AM
Meags 13
WHY IS IT NEVER TAMPONS AND CHAPSTICK?!
Posted by Meags on June 4, 2009 at 9:11 AM
14
WE GET IT. You have a hat you can put random crap in. 3 posts is really enough, kthx.
Posted by Inane Insane on June 4, 2009 at 9:19 AM
15
You should put some capsaicin in the capsac: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsaicin
Posted by Foondonglist on June 4, 2009 at 9:22 AM
Rosie 16
3 more posts!
Posted by Rosie on June 4, 2009 at 9:22 AM
Julie in Eugene 17
Another capsac?
Posted by Julie in Eugene on June 4, 2009 at 9:32 AM
18
@1 & 2: I stand corrected, and cannot wait to see what is next in the Cap-Sac.
Posted by Luckier on June 4, 2009 at 9:35 AM
leek 19
Julie: Nooooo! That makes the bag of holding... er, cap-sac... disappear!
Posted by leek on June 4, 2009 at 9:35 AM
20
Yeah, but what's in HIS hat?
Posted by Timmytee on June 4, 2009 at 9:35 AM
seandr 21
This kind of humor is way over my head.
Posted by seandr on June 4, 2009 at 9:37 AM
22
Right now--and it's almost done--I'm cooking a whole chicken just smeared with a WHOLE JAR of apple butter, and STUFFED with apples and chipotle peppers. In about two hours, there won't be enough of it left to fit into a CAP-SAC!
Posted by Timmytee on June 4, 2009 at 9:42 AM
amybang 23
When will there be a Cap-Sac in your Cap-Sac?
Posted by amybang on June 4, 2009 at 9:43 AM
24
@22 that sounds delicious.
Posted by Take it all in on June 4, 2009 at 9:49 AM
DyerStraightsGetIt 25
If there isn't at least one "what's in my cap-sac" post per day, you're coming off my RSS.
Posted by DyerStraightsGetIt http://www.dyerstraightsgetit.com on June 4, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Shelby 26
@13 hahaha

Someone give Lindy a pay raise. She deserves it (seriously).
Posted by Shelby on June 4, 2009 at 10:14 AM
JF 27
Your dignity?
Posted by JF on June 4, 2009 at 10:26 AM
Meags 28
@27 Like, forty other people have already guessed "your dignity," so just shut the fuck up. "Your dignity" is never going to be in the goddamn Cap Sac.
Posted by Meags on June 4, 2009 at 10:42 AM
29
i just adore lindy west. that's all i have to say. hey lindy, you've got a dedicated fan in brooklyn!
Posted by nicole on June 4, 2009 at 10:57 AM
naughty by niemczyk 30
irony?
Posted by naughty by niemczyk http://naughtybyniemczyk.tumblr.com on June 4, 2009 at 1:34 PM
context ender 31
best. post. ever.
Posted by context ender on June 4, 2009 at 6:43 PM
32
Lindy, I think you should make a whole meal where things have to sit in your Cap-Sac. You could have chicken marinating in there, you could raise bread in there, you could even toss a salad in there (using an additional ziplock capless-sac). This is my challenge to you.
Posted by The Cap'n on June 4, 2009 at 9:39 PM
33
I see hard hitting journalism is still alive and well

you are so cunty and fat
Posted by Lindy West is a Stupid Cunty Bitch on June 11, 2009 at 12:49 PM

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