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Thursday, June 4, 2009

The Morning News

Posted by on Thu, Jun 4, 2009 at 7:39 AM

It's Official: The Northwest had record high temperatures yesterday and may again today.

An Inside Job: How police are classifying Tuesday's robbery and fatal shooting of a security officer outside a Lakewood Wal-Mart.

Obama in Cairo: "America and Islam are not exclusive, and need not be in competition."

Multi-Media Rapist?: Arizona man arrested of sexually assaulting an unconscious woman during live internet broadcast.

David Carradine: Kung Fu/Kill Bill star found dead in Bangkok.

180,000 Chickens: Fatalities of the Stanwood farm fire.

We Put a Man on the Moon, But We Can't Find a Black Box in an Ocean?: Officials say cause of Air France plane crash may never be known.

Headline of the Second: "China puts a stop to snake-bitten cock-in-a-pot."

New Second, New Headline: "Missing baby found in Sandwich."

When Furries Go Too Far: Lewis County man/self-identified Furrie pleads guilty to boning his Malamutes.

In honor of what may be another day of record-high temps, here's another (great) song about being hot, featuring the lyric that stands as the woman's ultimate statement: "I'm not the same/I have no shame/I'm on FIE-YUH!"

 

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wench 1
Ok, regarding David Carradine... I'm sorry, but a man found in a wardrobe with a rope around his neck and genitals is not intending to commit suicide, no matter what the police say.
Posted by wench on June 4, 2009 at 7:57 AM
Baconcat 2
Michael Hutchence killed Bill!
Posted by Baconcat on June 4, 2009 at 7:59 AM
Rob in Baltimore 3
I think Baltimore and Seattle switched weather. We are in the mid 60's and it's raining.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://www.wishbookweb.com/ on June 4, 2009 at 8:05 AM
4
Most news sources are changing the "neck and genitals" to "neck and body" now.

Jesus Fucking Christ man, you were a kung-fu master. Vince Shlomi is slap-chopping hookers and you couldn't get yourself a lay?
Posted by The CHZA on June 4, 2009 at 8:09 AM
5
Ciccone Youth/Sonic Youth's Whitey Album - where I first became acquainted with Madonna of this era.
Posted by Regina on June 4, 2009 at 8:19 AM
6
I haven't seen articles refer to the hanging including genitals or body. Can someone provide a link?
Posted by SeaBradRun on June 4, 2009 at 8:21 AM
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"Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found by a hotel maid sitting in a wardrobe with a rope around his neck and genitals. "

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopi…
Posted by Henry on June 4, 2009 at 8:28 AM
Rob in Baltimore 8
Sounds to me like he was engaging in erotic autoasphyxiation.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://www.wishbookweb.com/ on June 4, 2009 at 8:42 AM
9
the Obama speech will be shown at 9 am on msnbc.

Amazing how last year every debate was live commented. Sloggers not as interested in substance, without the spice of the Obama-Clinton horse race? Too slammed on broken promises?

Still, it's historic. Seeing as how our whole foreign policy is caught up in middle east 'n' terorrism 'n' stuff.

check it out.
Posted by PC on June 4, 2009 at 8:48 AM
michael strangeways 10
WOW! A security guard was killed doing his job! I thought all security guards were lazy, dumb, paranoid Fascist cowards out to trample on the rights of douchebags wanting to photograph ATMs in REI? Who would have thought that they have dangerous, meaningful jobs?
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on June 4, 2009 at 8:49 AM
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I will miss Mr. Carradine. No exaggeration, I loved him in every movie or show that had him. Mostly cheesy and incredibly stupid flicks, but he would do that weird chuckle of his or speak. really. slow. ly. and I would completely believe he was an ultimate monk of wisdom, head assasin etc.
Posted by justicekid_2013 on June 4, 2009 at 8:52 AM
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FYI: in addition to the late breaking news that it was ketchup you may want to know in Obama's speech the word terrorism was not used. He said, "The United States does not accept the legitimacy of continued Israeli settlements. This construction violates previous agreements and undermines efforts to achieve peace. It is time for these settlements to stop. ...The only resolution is for the aspirations of both sides to be met through two states, where Israelis and Palestinians each live in peace and security.”
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Posted by PC on June 4, 2009 at 8:59 AM
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He's quoting the Koran to great applause: "The holy Koran teaches whoever kills an innocent person it is as if he has killed all mankind."

Maybe we should get those lists of everyone who signed and go quote the Holy Bible to them: "Love your brother as yourself," "love thy neighbor," etc.

You know, use what's good about your opponent's belief system, and persuade them to act on that, to come over to your point of view?

The way Obama communicates is masterful. Worth noting. Maybe even emulating?

OK, back to what's in my cap, monkeys havinv sex, ketchup on a shirt & the wonder and mystery etc. of an "alabaster and quartz hyperventilation bag."
Posted by PC a/k/a the last Obamaphile on June 4, 2009 at 9:23 AM
Keekee 14
So, c'mon Slog readers. Not having tried it, is auto-asphixiation all it's cracked up to be??????????
Posted by Keekee on June 4, 2009 at 9:36 AM
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Regarding the black box: it took over 70 years to find the Titanic. The ocean is big.
Posted by Pat on June 4, 2009 at 9:53 AM
Greg 16
@14: There is a negative self-reporting bias, since we can't get good testimonials from the people who really got into it.
Posted by Greg on June 4, 2009 at 9:53 AM
reverend dr dj riz 17
y'all prooly know this..but koko taylor the queen of the blues died a couple days ago..one of my favorite song titles from her was 'i could love you like a woma or i could fight you like a man..or.. remember her in ;'wild at heart' ..or 'wang dang doodle'she was 80 years old and performed almost all the way up to her death..
and i love the fact that she was somebody's grandma..
what a world..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IWL13X7N…
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on June 4, 2009 at 10:47 AM
Will in Seattle 18
I'm sad he's dead, but since he is, let's leave whatever pervy thoughts he may have had in the past, and not dwell on them.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on June 4, 2009 at 10:59 AM
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?? sexually assaulted his GF ??

calm down people, he groped her and she didn't know about it is more like it - sure he's creepy but GF and random stranger are a bit diff dontchya think?
Posted by Fred34 on June 5, 2009 at 5:01 AM
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That one about David Carradine is the saddest. And I have two questions on this issue : 1. When was the information released that David died from auto erotic asphyxiation? 2.And is it really worth it?

From his latest interview:
"I was a fake."
"I knew nothing about kung fu," he wrote. "At the time I did not understand it at all, and I was faking it all the time even though I knew the moves. I am an actor. We just thought we had a good story."
Posted by sex toy on September 2, 2009 at 5:53 AM

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