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Politics I Do Want—And I Still Want—Rush Limbaugh's Kidneys To Fail
Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Jun 4, 2009 at 10:49 AM
And I'd be happy to see Hannity's appendix burst.
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Personally I do want - and I still want - Rush to die in a fire... But I'll take massive painful organ failure, if I have too.
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Wouldn't it be cooler if he spontaneously combusted? Especially if he incincerated but his clothes remained eerily intact. I've always wanted to see that.
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I do believe these people are the worst that America has to offer. The people who follow them are blind to it, but there is plenty of evidence, including the election of Obama, that this not what the American people want for their future. They make a living being mean and small minded, which is their right. But the rest of the country is wakening to what a disaster they and the people like them have been for this great country. They had their chance to lead and instead chose to mislead. And people like this get what's coming to them. Don't doubt it for a minute.
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I must say I'm often curious what the U.S. would be like if Rush or another really extreme fringe conservative could snap their fingers and turn it into their perfect vision.
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It astounds me that Republicans still phrase these things in such a way as to indicate that the federal government is coming into the headquarters of banks and automakers and just simply saying, "we're taking over". No! These idiots fucked up, and so the government had to step in. Not only did the government step in, they were practically begged to do so! Don't let us go under, don't let us go under. Please please please.
Instead, idiots like Rush seem to think that big brother is always watching us and will step in whenever he wants. Big brother is, of course, Obama.
You want every American to succeed Rush? Shouldn't you have said that prior to all the richies in this country fucking up and failing? I think so. Furthermore, to add insult to injury, the people who fucked up hardly paid any consequence! The middle-American is reaping what you fucks sowed. And you know who throws all those TEA parties? You do!
Just die off already. I'm done.
Instead, idiots like Rush seem to think that big brother is always watching us and will step in whenever he wants. Big brother is, of course, Obama.
You want every American to succeed Rush? Shouldn't you have said that prior to all the richies in this country fucking up and failing? I think so. Furthermore, to add insult to injury, the people who fucked up hardly paid any consequence! The middle-American is reaping what you fucks sowed. And you know who throws all those TEA parties? You do!
Just die off already. I'm done.
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Leaving your top buttons undone doesn't make you look younger, Rush. It just makes those of us who find you disgusting (pretty much everyone, BTW) want to vomit.
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I love how Hannity tries to give him an out at the beginning "but those mean, stupid liberals misinterpreted what you said, right?" And Rush is like, no, nope, I want him to fail.
Classic.
Classic.
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Ahh the obese cigar smoking scumbag wishing failure how ironic. Now who do you think will cross the line into the afterlife first, a YOUNG healthy man like our President or old tobacco chewing Limpaw gramps.
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Rush believes that Obama's policies will hurt Americans. He loves Americans. Thus, his efforts to pass these policies should fail. This seems logical to me.
It is certainly better than saying, those policies are unsound, but I'll hope they work. This is what many Americans did with Bush. It would have been much better if Bush failed with his policy to invade Iraq (unfortunately he succeeded and we paid the price).
Now, Rush is wrong with his policies and even his perception of Obama's government "running everything." So, for that he should be criticized.
But hoping for physical harm to the man is counterproductive, immature and irrational. I hope people who think this way fail.
It is certainly better than saying, those policies are unsound, but I'll hope they work. This is what many Americans did with Bush. It would have been much better if Bush failed with his policy to invade Iraq (unfortunately he succeeded and we paid the price).
Now, Rush is wrong with his policies and even his perception of Obama's government "running everything." So, for that he should be criticized.
But hoping for physical harm to the man is counterproductive, immature and irrational. I hope people who think this way fail.
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@10 did you watch it? they actually don't appear to agree in this clip, in fact hannity seems a little whimpy and apologetic.
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I listen to the prick from time to time. Comedy gold. But today he was infuriating, denying that the transfer of goods and ideas from the middle east during and following the crusades led to the European renaissance. Now, I know better, but I'm sure there are a few million fools that totally buy into his revisionist horseshit.
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@14 and yet you are still here. You hate everyone on the slog, but day after day you keep posting. You are a sad little man.
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@13 Rush loves two things: the sound of his own voice, and money. Is calling for his organ failure immature? Only if you think he's worthy of being taken seriously in the first place. I don't.
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I don't want to see his kidneys fail, that's too good a fate for rush. I want to see his career fail in the most tragic and spectacular way. I want to see him get kidnapped by a former fan who has become convinced that rush hates america and slowly chops off all his limbs with a hacksaw and no painkillers. Then he'd get rescued and have to live the rest of his life being totally dependent on other people. Probably with a mexican caregiver. That, to me, would be poetic justice.
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I also want to see this fuckslave's kidneys fail. But not before I see his endocrine system go all kerflooey and start massive unstoppable weight gain. I want to see the fat fuck balloon well past the current 555 kg (1200 pound, 85.5 stone, 10.2 current Rushs) record. I want to see him struggle valiantly against this condition as he enfattens not just past the size of a small car, but past the size of a large Hummer. I want to see his fortune consumed by fruitless medical treatments and tacos. Lots of tacos. I want to see him fully dependent on the government he excoriates as his ponderous bulk begins to rot while he's still living.
Then I want to see his kidneys fail.
Then I want to see him fall over in his death throes and crush hannity.
Then I want to see his kidneys fail.
Then I want to see him fall over in his death throes and crush hannity.
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@18: You may be on to something... the one thing that would hurt Rush the worse wouldn't be a physical frailty or mishap (thought that would bring satisfaction to many) - but if he were insolvent, destitute, and kicked to the curb - with no one to listen to his ravings anymore.
That is a fate that, to him, would seem worse than death.
That is a fate that, to him, would seem worse than death.
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I am thinking more in terms of a Viagra-induced fatal coronary while in an hourly-rate motel room with a trio of underage prostitutes, fuzzy handcuffs, a couple cans of whipping cream, and an enema bag.
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@24,
Actually, I think it would resemble Iraq more... or something like small bands of the ultra-wealthy who control and own everything and everybody (and who are, naturally: white, straight, christian, males) and live in gated mansions with security guards, while the entire rest of the country works for them and lives in bleak, helpless, poverty.
I really think that's exactly what these guys would like America to be... under their complete and unbreakable control. But they wouldn't call themselves the "government," they'd just call themselves "entrepreneurs."
Actually, I think it would resemble Iraq more... or something like small bands of the ultra-wealthy who control and own everything and everybody (and who are, naturally: white, straight, christian, males) and live in gated mansions with security guards, while the entire rest of the country works for them and lives in bleak, helpless, poverty.
I really think that's exactly what these guys would like America to be... under their complete and unbreakable control. But they wouldn't call themselves the "government," they'd just call themselves "entrepreneurs."
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@26: That could well be, but I'll stand behind the statement that if they were in power that they'd enact many of the same laws/restrictions that the Nazis did. Especially when you look at the Nuremberg Laws that were enacted in 1933 which defined citizenship as well as who could and couldn't get married (oh and the racial purity thing, too).
Funny thing: the decision to have all Jewish passports stamped with a red "J" was the idea of the Swiss - they wanted to make sure German Jews could be clearly identified (since the Swiss and Germans shared not only a border but a language and, to some extent, a culture as well).
The Germans were the ones who made all Jewish men and women whose given names didn't match any on the list of 'top names for Jewish males and females' adopt as a middle name "Israel" for men and "Sarah" for women.
Funny thing: the decision to have all Jewish passports stamped with a red "J" was the idea of the Swiss - they wanted to make sure German Jews could be clearly identified (since the Swiss and Germans shared not only a border but a language and, to some extent, a culture as well).
The Germans were the ones who made all Jewish men and women whose given names didn't match any on the list of 'top names for Jewish males and females' adopt as a middle name "Israel" for men and "Sarah" for women.
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Rush and Hannity are two of the most courageous men in America, one of the few willing to expose the totalitarian lust for power Barack Hussein Obama has. They both speak for:
Millions who do not agree with the statement that the war in Iraq was wrong, quite to the contrary.
Millions who do not agree with any apologies made for the USA.
Millions who do not agree with the notion that Israel and Palestine are equally at fault.
Millions who do not agree with the statement that all or most Americans respect Islam. Many rightfully hold Islam in contempt.
Millions who do not agree with the homosexual lifestyle, and fear that Obama is a homosexual himself, who wants to convert our children to that lifestyle so he can get their votes.
Millions who strongly suspect that he is not a legitimate president and is only a usurper as long as he refuses to release his long form birth certificate that proves he is a natural born citizen.
Millions who do not want a Muslim in the White House.
Please note that any Obama policies are subject to change without notice. New leadership may not agree with these radical and misguided policies.
Millions who do not agree with the statement that the war in Iraq was wrong, quite to the contrary.
Millions who do not agree with any apologies made for the USA.
Millions who do not agree with the notion that Israel and Palestine are equally at fault.
Millions who do not agree with the statement that all or most Americans respect Islam. Many rightfully hold Islam in contempt.
Millions who do not agree with the homosexual lifestyle, and fear that Obama is a homosexual himself, who wants to convert our children to that lifestyle so he can get their votes.
Millions who strongly suspect that he is not a legitimate president and is only a usurper as long as he refuses to release his long form birth certificate that proves he is a natural born citizen.
Millions who do not want a Muslim in the White House.
Please note that any Obama policies are subject to change without notice. New leadership may not agree with these radical and misguided policies.
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@30 I hope you realize that this post demonstrates to the rest of us what an idiot you are. I suppose you BELIEVE that Bush was a very smart man, with excellent speaking skills and a nuanced view of the world....
You can BELIEVE anything you want, but that doesn't turn those beliefs into facts.
You can BELIEVE anything you want, but that doesn't turn those beliefs into facts.
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Hey, "Lord Basil"'s back! I haven't seen this guy in a while! Welcome back, LB.
(The rest of you know he's joking, right?)
(The rest of you know he's joking, right?)
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@#34 It can be hard to tell. I personally know people that make everyone of those assertions, and they're SERIOUS. So really, if we aren't familiar with the poster there's no way for us to tell because there are people who ARE just that fucking nuts.
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I think permanent migraine would be better for Hannity.
I mean, I see the appeal of the burst appendix - painful, possibly life threatening. But I think a headache that never goes away is more similar to what he gives every one else.
I mean, I see the appeal of the burst appendix - painful, possibly life threatening. But I think a headache that never goes away is more similar to what he gives every one else.
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