This just in from Hot Tipper JB:
Dear Last Days,Holy crap. I can't believe I forgot to tell you about this until just now! I was at an M's game on Friday May 22 sitting in the Diamond club when I saw something that will haunt me forever.
The game was coming to an end when Angie Mentink from FSN strolled out of the Umpire's Tunnel and sat down right in front of me in the camera well waiting to do some interviews for the post game show. I think the game was going to extra innings because she ended up sitting there for quite awhile. She must have just eaten some popcorn or sunflower seeds or something because she immediately started jamming her fingers into her mouth trying to dislodge whatever it was that was bothering her. Which was gross, but nothing compared to what happened next. Fingers glistening with spit, she reached around to the back of her head, started searching around for something, plucked out a hair, wrapped it around her two index fingers, AND STARTED FLOSSING WITH IT! SHE WAS FLOSSING HER DIRTY TEETH WITH HER OWN EFFING HAIR!!! Her cameraman even said, "Dang. We've got some floss in the van, Angie." I was trying to get that vision out of my head when 5 minutes later I saw her feeling around the back of her head again so that she could repeat the performance. But this time the one hair wasn't cutting it so she pulled out like five, put them all together, and used their larger circumfrence to really make me want to puke.
I stand behind the actions of everyone involved. Angie Mentink has the right to floss her hair in public with whatever the hell she wants, and innocent bystanders have a right to be totally icked out.
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