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??!! With a Unitard You Need to Wear a Purity Cock Ring, Joe
Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Jun 3, 2009 at 4:53 PM
"I don't get this," says Slog tipper Hannah, "but that kid's thighs are UNREAL. And the high heels are a nice touch."
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i'm with 6. single ladies has been done. at this point i can't help but feel like it's a parody of a parody of a parody and i'm bored.
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If not for the novelty of this being a Jonas Brother, this would be lame. It's been done much better by lots of other people. With their resources, you'd think they could at least have better production values.
Still, I never would have thought to see a Jonas Brother in tights and heels. I actually hate them slightly less than I did five minutes ago.
Still, I never would have thought to see a Jonas Brother in tights and heels. I actually hate them slightly less than I did five minutes ago.
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I think his appaling inability to dance shows that the rumours about his sexuality are effectively dismissable.
No gay man (out or closeted) dances THAT badly.
No gay man (out or closeted) dances THAT badly.
14
More Disney strategy at play.
They didn't make this video for for the young female 'tweens. They made this video to spark some gay interest in the Jonas Brothers whose numbers have been slipping lately (their TV show didn't attract near the numbers they thought it would). And it worked.
It caught the eye on one Mr. Dan Savage.
They didn't make this video for for the young female 'tweens. They made this video to spark some gay interest in the Jonas Brothers whose numbers have been slipping lately (their TV show didn't attract near the numbers they thought it would). And it worked.
It caught the eye on one Mr. Dan Savage.
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I'm not a fan of the Jonas Brothers but for some reason I do love that song. It's my favorite to dance to at the gay bars in downtown Austin. I think the best youtube parody/omage to the original video is Shane Mercado.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=cha…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=cha…
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I couldn't get through the first minute. My embarrassment for him was searing. This video was made nearly a year too late. Chelsea Handler is going to have a field day.
Re: the dancing, it looked to me like he was repressing an inner drag queen that knows the song by heart and would have rocked the shit outta it in this video. If only he let her loose.
Re: the dancing, it looked to me like he was repressing an inner drag queen that knows the song by heart and would have rocked the shit outta it in this video. If only he let her loose.
18
wow. I was actually embarrassed FOR him - not in the obvious way - ooh look at the dude being coursed into doing this dance in tights.... But in the way that he so obviously has no sense of humor, and couldn't pull it off to save his (all be it adorable) life.
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....sorry, one last thing - the only thing I know about the Jo Bros- is the article I read in Seventeen magazine a couple of weeks ago in planned parent hood - as I was walking outta there pockets fulla condoms. it was actually an awesome experience - just cause PP is amazing.
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i love the title!
did you already cover the jonas brothers pledge to virginity?
those poor boys will look back on these years and regret until the end of their days.
did you already cover the jonas brothers pledge to virginity?
those poor boys will look back on these years and regret until the end of their days.
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So the original video is three women. What, the other Jonas Brothers were too chicken? Did this one lose a bet? Would have been better if they'd all three done it and at least appeared to have spent some time learning the dance.
That said, I was mildy charmed by it, and I had no prior opinion of the Jonas Brothers, except I knew they were virginity-pushers and that's kind of icky.
That said, I was mildy charmed by it, and I had no prior opinion of the Jonas Brothers, except I knew they were virginity-pushers and that's kind of icky.
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I had to go on Wikipedia to make sure he was 18. Thusly confirmed I can safely say he has a realllly nice body, despite being part of a painfully lame pop machine.
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Damn you, Dan! You just gave me a unitard fetish. And omg, that guy's legs are FAB! I think he's definitely enjoying it a lot more than he's letting on. He's definitely more coordinated than he's pretending to be.
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@13 I didn't say a gay can couldn't dance that badly, I said no gay man Dances that badly.
The gay boys I know (including the one I sleep with every night) who can't dance DON'T dance.
Just like you (I hope).
Young Mr Jonas' willingness to dance appallingly shows his straightness IMHO.
The gay boys I know (including the one I sleep with every night) who can't dance DON'T dance.
Just like you (I hope).
Young Mr Jonas' willingness to dance appallingly shows his straightness IMHO.
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