Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Fashion What's In My Cap-Sac? (Part Two in a Series)
Posted by Lindy West on Wed, Jun 3, 2009 at 1:16 PM
You guys. There's something else in my Cap-Sac*.
What the fuck is it!?
*The fanny-pack for your head.
You're so right! LADY SPEED STICK IS IN MY CAP-SAC.
My Cap-Sac is Powder Fresh.
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Insectile alien larvae about to bore into your skull and eat your brain and lay eggs? THAT WOULD BE SO COOL
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Lindy, you're so smart I have no doubt that you're hiding an extra pair of frontal lobes up there.
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Why didn't you post the rest of your face? Or rite, because it is uggs and would completely undermine your ability to mock, judge, and make fun of others.
But that's that fat girl m.o., I guess.
But that's that fat girl m.o., I guess.
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People who keep cool stuff in their CAP-SAC--that's another kind of "people that there are", Lindy!
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Why do women think their deodorant has to compete with the buckets of awful perfume they put on every day?
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@16 guys are just as guilty of wearing too much of the smelly shit ...
BUT, the worst is definitely getting into an elevator after some over perfumed grandma and the smell is still there! I can still taste it in my mouth by the time I get to the elevator.
BUT, the worst is definitely getting into an elevator after some over perfumed grandma and the smell is still there! I can still taste it in my mouth by the time I get to the elevator.
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LINDY you should where that to Laffhole's 4th anniversary show tonight and people can have what's inside if they guess correctly ;0)
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My friend said, and I quote:
"Put some condoms up in that pocket 'cause it's gonna be like a boner buffet when they see you coming."
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Stop!!!! This must stop now!!!
Clearly, that hat is radioactive, and your brain will melt before you ever get to Part Five of this series. Just the photo of that dayglow pink just about melted my monitor. Just think what that's doing to your brain!!!
Clearly, that hat is radioactive, and your brain will melt before you ever get to Part Five of this series. Just the photo of that dayglow pink just about melted my monitor. Just think what that's doing to your brain!!!
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Unless he proves otherwise (which of course he can't), StillNon is the ugliest motherfucker on the planet, inside AND out. No wonder he hates his betters, and prettiers.
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You Lindy-haters can fuck off. Charles posts inane shit, but it isn't even amusing. WTF can't be amusing about a fucking fanny-pack hat? She's not comparing the hat to the windmills in Don Quixote or some bullshit, it's just the fucking hat. You fucks.
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