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Fashion We May Be Fired for Taking This Photo Surreptitiously and Posting It On Slog—But Whatever
Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Wed, Jun 3, 2009 at 4:09 PM
Lindy West and I are trying to figure out what's on Savage's shirt. Help us?
What's on Savage's shirt?
(Only one is correct!!!)
1
The question is what is on his pants? Seriously? Those pants and that shirt?
Dan? You're gay. Dress like it.
Dan? You're gay. Dress like it.
4
Savage went to Hopkins? I'd hate to see what that lacrosse team did to him.
/commenter assumes all white lacross players who attend elite east coast schools with awesome lacrosse teams have a tendency to perform rape.
/commenter assumes all white lacross players who attend elite east coast schools with awesome lacrosse teams have a tendency to perform rape.
5
I forgot to say why it is poo.
(I saw this all happen TOTALLY IN FRONT OF MY EYES.)
Dan was out on his lunch hour looking for cupcakes and a little old lady was crying that her kitten was stuck up a tree. Dan, defender of the weak and helpless everywhere, went up the tree in a shot and rescued the wee moggie, then returned it to the poor old lady. But, being a Savage Love fan from waaay back, the old lady had a shrieking fit like a teenage Beatlemaniac, and the poor kitten was so terrified that it shat itself in fear. Some of the poo landed square on Dan's shirt. So for the rest of the day you can type it "shi(r)t".
(I saw this all happen TOTALLY IN FRONT OF MY EYES.)
Dan was out on his lunch hour looking for cupcakes and a little old lady was crying that her kitten was stuck up a tree. Dan, defender of the weak and helpless everywhere, went up the tree in a shot and rescued the wee moggie, then returned it to the poor old lady. But, being a Savage Love fan from waaay back, the old lady had a shrieking fit like a teenage Beatlemaniac, and the poor kitten was so terrified that it shat itself in fear. Some of the poo landed square on Dan's shirt. So for the rest of the day you can type it "shi(r)t".
7
I exploit my kid for money. Dan Savage gave me the idea, both the kid an the exploiting.
It builds character, you know. If I hadn't had it so easy and had been exploited a little more, maybe I'd have done a little better for myself and wouldn't need to figure out ways to profit off the little guy and force him to go to the Sorbonne to fulfill my own failed aspirations. He better fucking thank me for doing all this for him.
It builds character, you know. If I hadn't had it so easy and had been exploited a little more, maybe I'd have done a little better for myself and wouldn't need to figure out ways to profit off the little guy and force him to go to the Sorbonne to fulfill my own failed aspirations. He better fucking thank me for doing all this for him.
8
Looks like chocolate ice cream, so my guess is custard. But, geez, I think we could do a second poll on the age of that shirt. I'm guessing 10 years, based on the frayed collar and faded letters. I mean, I wear shirts like that to work all the time, but I work from home (often in my pajamas).
9
Aren't homosexuals supposed to be hygiene freaks? maybe this is a sign that he's changing sides. Greater miracles have been known to happen!
10
If the shirt is stained...well it must come off immediately to be washed...oh and those shorts have to go too...probably dripped on them as well. Now where does that leave us? You're posting more pictures right? While the shirt and shorts are in the wash?
11
I can't believe the boyfriend let him out of the house looking like that, even if the stain was acquired since this morning.
12
Sadly or not, I wore almost the exact same outfit earlier this week: plaid shorts and a Hopkins t-shirt.
My stain was from chocolate ice cream.
My stain was from chocolate ice cream.
13
But Jonathan, you're excused because you're our lovable geek; Dan is our spokesgay and has a different image to uphold.
14
I went for the Custard:
a) New custard place opens, is rummored to rival Molly Moon.
b) The man is known to enjoy his sugar rushes, and it is hot outside. Custard is refreshing.
d) Chocolate cake and/or chocolate chip cookies with pecans wasn't an option.
a) New custard place opens, is rummored to rival Molly Moon.
b) The man is known to enjoy his sugar rushes, and it is hot outside. Custard is refreshing.
d) Chocolate cake and/or chocolate chip cookies with pecans wasn't an option.
18
@9---"Aren't homosexuals supposed to be hygiene freaks?"
You of all people ought to know that stereotypes are only sometimes true.....
One look in my apt and you'd start questioning whether I was gay --- but I could prove it easy enough.
You of all people ought to know that stereotypes are only sometimes true.....
One look in my apt and you'd start questioning whether I was gay --- but I could prove it easy enough.
19
How old is that shirt? "Hopkins" is faded, it's stained, and the collar is about to unravel.
Dan, if clothes are older than your kid, something is wrong.
Dan, if clothes are older than your kid, something is wrong.
20
I think we're all missing the wonderful significance of the fact that Loveschild made a joke, and it was kinda funny. Nice work, you crazy bat.
22
If it ain't chocolate ice cream, then I just have to say, "I don't know." I bet it's custard. Dang. Shoulda voted custard.
23
Forget the shirt, what is up with those pants? They look a lot like a couch my aunt had back in the '70s.
29
Like Kim @14 I went with custard - since that is very much a chocolate stain - and neither cake nor cupcakes were listed as an option.
Julie @8 you noticed the frayed collar too. Glad I'm not seeing things. But you have to admit, he wears it well.
Julie @8 you noticed the frayed collar too. Glad I'm not seeing things. But you have to admit, he wears it well.
30
or maybe, frizzelle ran over Dan (since bicyclers have a right to go anywhere they want) and it's a skidmark in the literal sense.
34
if those are pants they must be burned.
not even a faggot should be seen in them.
here's hoping they are PJs.
not even a faggot should be seen in them.
here's hoping they are PJs.
39
Is it wrong that I keep going back to that picture and staring - and trust me it isn't the stain that I'm studying.
42
Question: is there a clever, preferably rhyming term for the opposite of a metrosexual (i.e. a non-stylish, poorly groomed gay)? In this post-90s, nearly post-gay culture of ours, one should have been already coined.
45
I work for Hopkins, (Gee, a guy in Baltimore who works for Hopkins, how unusual.) and last night I met a Dr. from visiting Seattle who says he knows Dan.
46
HA! I remember seeing those pants go by my office yesterday! I thought - dang, that guy has guts... Good for him.
And that's saying something coming from a trans person who gets their fair share of "looks!". :)
And that's saying something coming from a trans person who gets their fair share of "looks!". :)
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