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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Sex Sex-Having Monkeys Issue a Sincere Plea

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jun 3, 2009 at 6:51 PM

Look, guys. It's time we start respecting the fact that monkeys have sex. A LOT OF IT. And they'll have it just about anywhere… including the hood of your car. So, in the future, if you happen to see two monkeys having sex on the hood of your car, can you please just be cool about it? Instead of laughing hysterically? You're doing NOTHING for these monkeys' self-esteem. Absolutely nothing.
(P.S. This video may be NSFW depending upon how your employer feels about two monkeys boning on the hood of a car. I'm okay with it.)

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This is every guy's fantasy.

The chick monkey comes running to the dude and begs him for it.

Then he takes like 7 seconds to do it and goes to sleep.

And the chick monkey doesn't complain about not being satisfied or making him read books and crap about being a better lover.

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe

on June 3, 2009 at 7:04 PM

that guy's just showing off

Posted by taint on June 3, 2009 at 7:24 PM

@1: Seriously, that's every guy's fantasy? Then stand up and shake off the chains, dude! No man should have to put up with a GGG woman who likes getting off on hours of hot sex -- what kind of oppressive bullshit is that?!

Posted by Irena on June 3, 2009 at 7:36 PM

actually, the people in the car laughing hysterically really make that video.

Posted by piminnowcheez on June 3, 2009 at 7:45 PM

GGG monkeys?

Posted by Yikes on June 3, 2009 at 8:56 PM

I think the laughing gave the poor guy a jones.

Posted by Fnarf

on June 3, 2009 at 9:06 PM

They are speaking Polish and making fun of its ass. Then they mistake the male for the female's father, which leads them to be very surprised...

Posted by facet on June 3, 2009 at 11:24 PM

i once went on safari in kenya during a full moon and them mickeyfickeys was doin it on the roof of my tent..screaming and bucking all.night. long.
we ain't got diddley compared to momkey sex

Posted by reverend dr dj riz on June 3, 2009 at 11:48 PM

This is in a Seattle park, right? Where are those cops when you need'em?

Posted by Timmytee on June 4, 2009 at 6:22 AM

Seattle misses you Wm(TM) Steven Hump-Me.

Posted by Honey Baked Ham on June 4, 2009 at 6:43 AM

I am really going to have to rethink the ramifications of using the phrase "honey lets go home and fuck like monkeys!"...sigh

Posted by Tina on June 4, 2009 at 9:47 AM

You think that's bad, some birds do it in less than a second. THINK ABOUT THAT.

Posted by Greg on June 4, 2009 at 9:48 AM

Oh! the only thing funnier than the monkeys was the reaction from those Polish people in the car. Their hysterical laugh is very catching=) I wonder where did they shoot this? Africa? Australia?
P.S. Q: Why do hippos have sex in the water?
A: How else do you get a 400 pound p~ssy wet?

Posted by sex toy on August 17, 2009 at 3:35 AM