How come there hasn't been any mention of Dan's big Broadway news yet on Slog?

I respond: Because Dan's the only one around here allowed to exploit his family for a living, as this show-celebrating headline makes clear.

Congrats, Dan! For the folks making The Kid: The Musical a reality, an immortal quote from RuPaul: Don't fuck it up. (The Kid's already won the 2009 BMI Foundation award for Best New Musical, so my urging may be unnecessary, but it never hurts to repeat good advice.)

Also, the only thing that could make this whole endeavor any gayer is if it were stage-managed by Wayland Flowers & Madame.