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Friday, May 29, 2009

Wikipedia Bans Scientology

Posted by on Fri, May 29, 2009 at 11:02 AM

Wikipedia's high court has ruled that all Scientology owned and operated IPs be treated as open proxies and thus banned.

In an unprecedented effort to crack down on self-serving edits, the Wikipedia supreme court has banned contributions from all IP addresses owned or operated by the Church of Scientology and its associates.

Closing out the longest-running court case in Wikiland history, the site’s Arbitration Committee voted 10 to 0 (with one abstention) in favor of the move, which takes effect immediately.

A heavy-handed decision to be sure, and one that will Wikipedia a lot of flack. Still, I have no sympathy for Scientology, and their tactics for suppressing any and all criticism of their goofy cult are legendary. As someone who's done more than my share of troll-hunting, I say fuck 'em.

The Register has all the details.

 

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Baconcat 1
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

That's great.
Posted by Baconcat on May 29, 2009 at 11:21 AM
Urgutha Forka 2
Wikipedia's high court is probably full of thetans.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on May 29, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Will in Seattle 3
Wikipedia never did represent reality.

Now even more so.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on May 29, 2009 at 12:30 PM
Baconcat 4
Will, I knew you had to be in a cult of some sort.
Posted by Baconcat on May 29, 2009 at 12:39 PM
SF in SF 5
@2 More likey a member of Anonymous or two.
Posted by SF in SF on May 29, 2009 at 12:46 PM
sirkowski 6
Pool's closed
Posted by sirkowski http://www.missdynamite.com on May 29, 2009 at 1:02 PM
Will in Seattle 7
@4 - nah, I actually knew Elron Hubbard and used to do Turkey Readings of his books (and help choose the award winners). Personally, I'm more of a Flying Spaghetti Monster cult guy.

Pass me another plate of spaghetti and meatballs ...
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on May 29, 2009 at 1:11 PM
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When Wikipedia came for the Church of Scientology,
I remained silent (well, actually, I brayed like a Jackass...);
I was not a Scientologist.

blah

blah

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out for me.

enjoy your freedom
while you can
Posted by Ode to Anthony on May 29, 2009 at 1:39 PM
Greg 9
@8: Thread over, you lose by pocketing the jackbooted 8-ball.

Free advice: being banned from Wikipedia for running a low-rent botnet to polish up pages about you is in no way comparable to being imprisoned, tortured, and executed for being a political dissident.
Posted by Greg on May 29, 2009 at 2:09 PM
Carollani 10
Hah! Awesome!
Posted by Carollani http://twitter.com/carollani on May 29, 2009 at 2:18 PM
Shini 11
Hard to sympathize with a cult whose tactics includes framing a news reporter with fabricated bomb threats, completely infiltrating several U.S Government offices to edit documents and get rid of dodgy intel about them.

If they're really are the nice shiny religion they say they are, then why are they trying so hard not to let people know how they work?
Posted by Shini on May 29, 2009 at 2:38 PM
Fnarf 12
"I actually knew Elron Hubbard"

Maybe the good lord does exist. Every once in a while, my prayers are answered; this is beautiful. Thank you for existing, Will. I worship you now.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on May 29, 2009 at 2:46 PM
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@3 &7
reality and Scientology have very little in common
Posted by Tornado on May 29, 2009 at 2:55 PM
The Amazing Jim 14
The Mighty Xenu will be ANGRY! Report for Auditing at ONCE!
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on May 29, 2009 at 3:18 PM
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OK, who was the bigger scammer -- Elron Hubbard? Or his evil stock-pimping twin, Enron Hubbard?
Posted by RonK, Seattle on May 29, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Will in Seattle 16
RonK for the win. No audit for you!
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on May 29, 2009 at 4:33 PM
Andy_Squirrel 17
all the wikipedia haters can suck my balls.

...no seriously....they taste delicious
Posted by Andy_Squirrel on May 29, 2009 at 4:49 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 18
I find it especially amusing that Will claims to have known "Elron" Hubbard, considering that no such person ever existed.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on May 29, 2009 at 5:12 PM
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18
eat shit and die
Posted by Elron Hubbard on May 29, 2009 at 7:00 PM
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18
forgot this:

www.myspace.com/elronh
Posted by It's me again on May 29, 2009 at 7:01 PM
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@18
Please take that back.

http://www.classmates.com/directory/publ…
Posted by another Elron Hubbard on May 29, 2009 at 7:04 PM
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>18

I went to school with Elron Hubbard

http://www.classmates.com/directory/publ…
Posted by I went to school with Elron Hubbard on May 29, 2009 at 7:06 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 23
My point was that the guy's name was "L. Ron," not "Elron," and Will, who supposedly knew the guy, doesn't even seem to know the difference.

To anyone in the world unlucky enough to actually be named "Elron Hubbard," I suppose I have to offer my condolences.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on May 29, 2009 at 7:17 PM

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