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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Is The Antichrist Gay? And Is He Single?

Posted by on Thu, May 28, 2009 at 4:14 PM

Slog reader Pete surfed over to the Frontiersman from my post about Rev. Ron Hamman's column ("Will the Antichrist Be A Homosexual?"). Check out the ad that popped up alongside Hamman's piece:


When I clicked over the box had an ad for RSVP Gay Cruises. Coincidence? Or a sign that when the antichrist comes he'll be gay and single and wearing a Speedo?


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Balt-O-Matt 4
Not a speedo, Dan. Board shorts. He'll be wearing board shorts.
Posted by Balt-O-Matt on May 28, 2009 at 4:26 PM · Report this
devilsmoke 5
man, I went there and got an ad to meet christian singles. I'm STRAIGHT and that sounds like less fun than a gay cruise.
Posted by devilsmoke on May 28, 2009 at 4:28 PM · Report this
Vince 6
Superstition always goes down easy.
Posted by Vince on May 28, 2009 at 4:31 PM · Report this
willendorf 7
If the Antichrist wears a speedo, I just hope he has the body for it.
Posted by willendorf on May 28, 2009 at 4:32 PM · Report this
Billy in 4C 8
...and be drinking Schmitt's Gay
Posted by Billy in 4C on May 28, 2009 at 4:33 PM · Report this
pissy mcslogbot 9
"And when he had opened the fifth seal, I heard the beast say, Come and see. And I beheld (oh, how I beheld), and lo a hot pink Miata; and he that sat in it was called Seth, and apple-tinis followed forth."
Posted by pissy mcslogbot on May 28, 2009 at 4:38 PM · Report this
The funniest thing about the whole Sodom and Gommorah story is that Lot offers up his virgin daughters to be raped... cause that's totally the Christian thing to do.
Posted by michaelf on May 28, 2009 at 5:18 PM · Report this
monkey 11
This is just their way of setting up for the amazingly charismatic first gay president in 20XX so they can point at him and say, "WE ALL KNEW HE WAS GONNA BE A GAY!"
Posted by monkey on May 28, 2009 at 5:23 PM · Report this
memorex 12
Posted by memorex on May 28, 2009 at 5:29 PM · Report this
reverend dr dj riz 13
i'm the i'm the antichrist... no no I'M the antichrist..
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on May 28, 2009 at 6:06 PM · Report this
curtisp 14
In the minds of so many Christians their jerk of a God views the worst people as gay guys, not rapists, pederasts or serial killers, but a gay guys. Maybe their God is really the Devil and "Satan" is really the good guy who got pushed into hell because he did not like the way God was stinking up heaven with his fat slobby ass.
Posted by curtisp on May 28, 2009 at 6:09 PM · Report this
Urgutha Forka 15
Banner ads know no masters.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on May 28, 2009 at 6:12 PM · Report this
yucca flower 16
@ Curtisp,

Lucifer was an angel or Anointed Cherub who was created perfect (Ezekiel 28:15). Depending on your source he was cast out of Heaven when refused to bow before Adam because he knew humans were inferior or he was cast out because he thought he could do a better job of running thing than God. If I believed in God, which I don't, I would believe almost anyone could do a better job of running the world than God, because seriously, he is one suck-ass administrator.

"How you are fallen from heaven, O Day Star, son of Dawn! How art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!" (Isaiah 14:12-15)
Posted by yucca flower on May 28, 2009 at 6:45 PM · Report this
The sign of the beast is 666 not 69.
Posted by kinaidos on May 28, 2009 at 7:03 PM · Report this
If the Antichrist is going to be a homo, then let's legalize gay marriage already. That way we can take away people's religious freedom, teach schoolchildren that being gay is natural, and pretty soon everybody will be a homo.

That just increases our chances of bringing about the gay Antichrist, the end times and seeing Jesus again. Yay Jesus! Yay gays!
Posted by Luke on May 28, 2009 at 7:03 PM · Report this
Dougsf 19
Not so strangely, Paul's description of the antichrist more closely resembles Hamman himself, what with all the "sitting in the temple... opposing himself against anything... claiming divine authority". Also, it's fun to play truncation!

As I understand it, the antichrist is most often referred to as more of a Biblical concept than a particular character. But if were talking about the Devil himself, I'd figure the guy for straight, married, and probably living in Milpitas.
Posted by Dougsf on May 28, 2009 at 7:03 PM · Report this
Dougsf 20
Posted by Dougsf on May 28, 2009 at 7:05 PM · Report this
RainMan 21
The AntiChrist wears a Speedo? He must be French!
Posted by RainMan on May 28, 2009 at 9:46 PM · Report this
Lord Basil 23
More slander of Sarah Palin and her family, in spite of the fact that the grossly incompetent Barack Hussein Obama won.

You libs are pretty terrified of her, aren't you, and you should be. Because Sarahcudda will demolish Obama in '12 like Reagan did Carter in 1980.

Hopefully there won't be any terrorist attacks or anti-socialized medicine uprisings before then, but given how well the tea party patriots are organized at the grass roots level, and given how well armed they are, don't be surprised if you see any mass secessions before then.
Posted by Lord Basil on May 29, 2009 at 3:03 AM · Report this
Objection, Lord Basil. Relevance?

"...but given how well the tea party patriots are organized at the grass roots level, and given how well armed they are, don't be surprised if you see any mass secessions before then."

Haha. Jesus.
Posted by Manos on May 29, 2009 at 10:13 AM · Report this
punkmama828 28
judging by the photo, there's also a 2 outta 3 chance he'll be hot and well groomed! Damn! Maybe I can be his 'fruitfly'? lol
Posted by punkmama828 on May 30, 2009 at 2:25 PM · Report this
When I went on a gay cruise, I got lunch one day behind a guy who thought it was cool to wear his thong in the buffet line. He was pushing 50 - probably too old to be the antichrist.
Posted by DJSauvage on June 2, 2009 at 3:19 PM · Report this

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