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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Today in Criminal Foreplay

Posted by on Tue, May 26, 2009 at 9:59 AM

While we await the California Supreme Court's 10 am ruling, please enjoy this story about this Lakewood couple who, I must add, are entitled to full marriage rights. From KOMO:

State troopers have arrested two people suspected of damaging at least 14 vehicles by throwing baseball-sized rocks onto them from a railroad trestle over Interstate 5 as a part of a stripping game. Washington State Patrol Trooper Guy Gill said 23-year-old Joshua N. Sizemore and 18-year-old Amanda L. Madison were tossing large rocks from the trestle near Bridgeport way about midnight.

Investigators said the couple was playing a stripping game, the rules of which involved Madison shedding a layer of clothes for every left headlight the two managed to bust. The same rule applied to Sizemore and right headlights.

Full story here.

 

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1
let me break the news: the ban on gay marraige has been upheld.
Posted by matt jonesy on May 26, 2009 at 10:06 AM
2
Prop 8 has been upheld, 18,000 pre-existing marriages stand.
Posted by liblad http://www.wmsallen.com on May 26, 2009 at 10:08 AM
3
I think the movement will continue to fail until the argument is widely used that it is truly about civil rights for all--but so many of us are self-centered and caught in the "race" that we fail to see the true divisiveness of the sole issue of gay marraige.
Posted by steven angel on May 26, 2009 at 10:11 AM
4
Amanda!

Not again!!
Posted by PC on May 26, 2009 at 10:21 AM
5
What was Josh and Amanda's prize for dropping a rock through a windshield and killing a driver?
Posted by N in Seattle on May 26, 2009 at 10:39 AM
Will in Seattle 6
I used to love those games.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on May 26, 2009 at 10:53 AM
7
Ah, young love.
Posted by Let's Take Some Sushi and Not Pay on May 26, 2009 at 10:56 AM
8
But I read in an earlier article that the pair had no good reason for dropping rocks onto cars...?
Posted by Confused on May 26, 2009 at 11:15 AM
Super Jesse 9
Ya see! When girls play hard to get, everyone suffers.
Posted by Super Jesse on May 26, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Vince 10
I'm really happy they caught these two ignorant pigs. I hope they are charged with attempted murder.
Posted by Vince on May 26, 2009 at 11:56 AM
11
A few years ago a couple of teenagers killed a guy on I-5 by dropping a chunk of cement through his windshield.
I hope the penalty for this crime is harsh enough to keep people from trying this in the future, I am damn tired of the "kids will be kids" slap on the wrist that Jr. hoodlums keep getting around here. They're just going to grow up and do something worse.
Posted by Usually a Liberal on May 26, 2009 at 1:01 PM
12
These people weren't kids. They were 18 and 23, legally adults, though they were acting like they were ADHD 12-year-olds. Maybe someone should throw baseball-sized rocks at them.
Posted by Sylvie on May 26, 2009 at 1:16 PM
13
I hope they learn a new method of foreplay in prison.
Posted by Squirrel Master on May 26, 2009 at 2:22 PM

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