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Posted by Megan Seling on Mon, May 25, 2009 at 11:34 AM
Here's today's news! Sorry it's late, the three-day weekend confused me and I forgot to do it sooner. I'm easily confused.
China (Politely) Opposes N. Korea's Nuclear Testing: And they call for a "calm response" from all parties.
Meanwhile...: Iranian president Ahmadinejad says Iran's nuclear issue is over.
H1N1 Is Still Out There: The virus has spread to Taiwan, Kuwait, and Iceland.
Starbucks Goes Boom: An explosion outside a New York Starbucks scares customers, breaks windows.
One Person Is Dead: After a small plane crashed in Daytona Beach.
Yay Girls!: UW's softball team goes to the world series.
Not Even Close: Washington isn't even close to reaching the biofuel goal by June 1 deadline.
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Current biofuels are stupid, and more damaging environmentally than regular fuel. A gallon of biodiesel requires more than a gallon of gas to produce, and ethanol is a hoax perpetrated by the Iowa corn industry.
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damn no mention of Suu Kyi either??? that whole region is politically going to hell in a hand basket. it's almost like karma's finally biting the Burmese and North Korean's asses.
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The Starbucks bomb was in the middle of the night, so I'm not sure if it really "scares customers." I guess that's ambiguous, as in, "scares future customers." Oh nevermind.
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Right if it were in Seattle and a bomb went off at my local Starbucks and it was at night, I would realize it can't be "real terrorists," because they would have done it in the daytime, so I wouldn't be worred.
Sheesh. Damn idiotic New Yorkers. They worry about Twin Towers and for many years, most in fact, it wasn't even attacked. Then they worry about Ft. Dix nearby, now they're worried about lame brains attacking Jews when it's clear they were only trying and couldn't really do it, and now this, worrying about a bomb "in the future" just because one is set off at night.
What a bunch of pussies.
Sheesh. Damn idiotic New Yorkers. They worry about Twin Towers and for many years, most in fact, it wasn't even attacked. Then they worry about Ft. Dix nearby, now they're worried about lame brains attacking Jews when it's clear they were only trying and couldn't really do it, and now this, worrying about a bomb "in the future" just because one is set off at night.
What a bunch of pussies.
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Hey, even Google put up a little yellow ribbon, and we know how anti-American, anti-Christian, and pro-terrorist they are.
Did the conservatives ever develop their own Google, in order to better boycott the Liberal Search Engine? Or do they just use Altavista?
Did the conservatives ever develop their own Google, in order to better boycott the Liberal Search Engine? Or do they just use Altavista?
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