Slog

News & Arts

The Stranger Suggests

Critics' Best Bets
Music Arts & Food


Line Out

Music & the City
at Night

Friday, May 22, 2009

The Unbearable Whiteness of Being

Posted by on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 5:19 PM

M. Night Shyamalan has unveiled some pictures from his new movie, the adaptation of the manga and anime Avatar: The Last Airbender. This, of course, is the movie that people are pissed off about because all the characters who are from Asian or Inuit cultures in the source material are being portrayed by white folks in the movie. So let's look at the picture:

3cd5/1243037822-airbender-ringerx-large.jpg

Yup. That's a honky, all right.

 

Comments (30) RSS

Oldest First Unregistered On Registered On Add a comment
Gitai 1
Why did they have to pick that fucking hack for the live adaptation of a fantastic cartoon? Why?
Posted by Gitai on May 22, 2009 at 5:22 PM
2
Why do they bother making a live adaption of a cartoon? Why?

And hell, if they're going to do it, I'd love to see Neon Genesis Evangelion compressed into two hours. Especially if they left in that three minute elevator ride scene, which is one of the best bits of television ever made.
Posted by dwight moody on May 22, 2009 at 5:28 PM
Dougsf 3
Just pretend it's a young Michael Dudikoff. I hope it's as good as 3 Ninjas, I'm sure it will be.
Posted by Dougsf on May 22, 2009 at 5:32 PM
4
Neon Genesis Evangelion compressed into two hours wouldn't make any fucking sense. And good luck getting anyone to sit through a live action Shinji. Fuuuuck that x10.
Posted by Mr. Poe on May 22, 2009 at 5:33 PM
5
(Bolded for Constant props)
Posted by Mr. Poe on May 22, 2009 at 5:34 PM
6
Mr. Poe, NGE didn't make a whole lot of sense in long form anyway.
Posted by dwight moody on May 22, 2009 at 5:56 PM
Mattini 7
Hey, at least they cast an Asian person for the villain... (yes, this is sarcasm)
Posted by Mattini on May 22, 2009 at 6:01 PM
8
Why wasn't anyone FURIOUS that they had a (skinny) white dude play Goku in that Dragon Ball movie?
Posted by Jenzi Washington on May 22, 2009 at 6:24 PM
Baconcat 9
@8: It's a shitty movie and nobody watched it, that's why.
Posted by Baconcat on May 22, 2009 at 6:32 PM
Todd 10
@9 and this will be different how?
Posted by Todd on May 22, 2009 at 6:40 PM
Urgutha Forka 11
Next thing you know, someone will make a movie about Samurais with Tom Cruise as the star....
Posted by Urgutha Forka on May 22, 2009 at 7:19 PM
Max Solomon 12
yet m. night is not white. there's your irony.
Posted by Max Solomon on May 22, 2009 at 7:55 PM
13
@12 What a twist!
Posted by Zusality on May 22, 2009 at 9:18 PM
Baconcat 14
@10: M. Night Shamalamadickhead hasn't been shamed out of existence yet.
Posted by Baconcat on May 22, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Akbar Fazil 15
@8

Well technically, Goku was an alien from a different world so who the hell cares what race played him in the craptastic film.

What I want to know is what sin did Chow Yun Fat commit that he keeps staring in such terrible films?
Posted by Akbar Fazil on May 22, 2009 at 10:08 PM
Grist 16
I'd like to thank this entire thread for making me feel like less of a nerd.
Posted by Grist on May 23, 2009 at 12:32 AM
17
Avatar: The Last Airbender is a American animation set in a Asian-influenced world. It's not a adaptation of a 'manga and anime' it's a adaptation of a comic and cartoon.
Posted by Ben Weldon on May 23, 2009 at 12:35 AM
18
wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh waycism is tewwibl
Posted by waycism hwuts my widdle feewings on May 23, 2009 at 6:09 AM
19
Well, this is totally embarrassing, but I kind of have to agree with @18 on this.

Asian Americans have a higher employment rate and a higher median household income than European Americans. By which I mean to suggest that, whatever prejudice Asians experience in the United States, it's sort of on the scale of the prejudice white people experience -- black girls won't date them and everyone thinks they have small dicks, but they get the cherry jobs and tend to own their own businesses.

All of which is basically to say that Asians in general and Asian Americans in particular don't need your liberal hand-wringing. Please find something that matters to get all wound up about.
Posted by Judah http://www.suoxi.net on May 23, 2009 at 10:34 AM
20
@19: Thanks so much for speaking on behalf of all us Asian-Americans out there. I would point out how staggeringly ignorant your statement was but I'm too busy getting blown while playing violin and completing complex math equations while on shift at the mini-mart I own.

Posted by Christopher Hong http://chromix.wordpress.com on May 23, 2009 at 12:05 PM
Toasterhedgehog 21
Is this different than Naomi Watts being cast in the American remake of The Ring?

I'm not really familiar with this particular comic/anime.

If a Chinese director remade Lord of the Rings, I wouldn't be upset if they cast Jet Lee as Aragorn.

Also, after reading up on the kid that got the lead role, it seems like this is the fulfillment a dream he's had for most of his life.

This just doesn't feel racist to me.
Posted by Toasterhedgehog on May 23, 2009 at 2:41 PM
22
It's always weirded me out that (for the most part) characters in anime have Caucasian features, almost as much as the near-omnipresent sociopsychological trauma evident in replaying the Hiroshima meme in apocalyptic Japanese pop culture like Akira, Godzilla et al.
Posted by semi-reformed nerd on May 23, 2009 at 3:50 PM
23
The obsessive-compulsives can correct me if I'm wrong, but I did watch a pretty good chunk of the series and as far as I can remember it's never actually stated that these characters are of Asian or Inuit descent. Yes, the animation style and overall philosophy of the show draws heavily from Asian cultures, and the characters all have Chinese-sounding names, but the world they inhabit is pure fantasy and is never referred to as "Ancient China" or anything similar. So does that still make these casting decisions racist?
Posted by Matty Worth on May 24, 2009 at 12:47 PM
24
@20

I'd point out how staggeringly boring and predictable your comment is, but this comment string is dead.
Posted by Judah http://www.suoxi.net on May 24, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Eva Hopkins 25
@ 20 = <3!!

Honky or no honky, having only just Googled Avatar the Last Airbender, I can tell you that the young actor playing the lead looks like him.

Posted by Eva Hopkins http://www.lunamusestudios.com on May 25, 2009 at 6:21 AM
Uriel-238 26
I am quite fond of Shyamalan's ensnaring direction (though I confess to not having seen his last two films). It's his storytelling choices that sucked in Signs and The Village.

My concern, when it would come to a live-action film production of something like Avatar is how true it remains to the original material, or rather true to what made the original material good.

Is a white cast going to severely impede the film's chances of following through?
Posted by Uriel-238 on May 25, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Greg 27
The blinding whiteness of the cast is disappointing, sure, but if I had to pick what would be the biggest anchor on the film's chances of being good, I'd have to go with M. Night Shyamalan as the director. He's great at building tension, but TERRIBLE at making stories work.

Aang: You could make the argument that if you're going to have a white actor playing one of the lead roles, the Avatar is the best choice, since he doesn't really look like anybody else on the show. At least they picked a kid who has studied tae kwon do.

Zuko: Dev Patel seems like a weird choice - there weren't any Chinese-American actors around? Still, good that he knows some martial arts.

The others: Whitey McWhitersons all.
Posted by Greg on May 26, 2009 at 2:22 PM
SpireaX 28
My goodness...so many fellow nerds. I love it. This is a Hollywood production; anyone expecting a faithful adaptation was bound to be disappointed.

Take it for what it is. I certainly was not expecting the X-Men or Transformers movie to follow every minutiae of their original "versions."

With this said, I am terribly disappointed that a young Asian actor was not cast for the role of Aang.

The animated version's setting was definitely a world full of Asian influence--no blacks, whites, Hispanics. For that matter, the character's names were Asiatic in nature but their features were exactly what you would describe as Asiatic.
Posted by SpireaX http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=1364749062&ref=profile on June 23, 2009 at 1:12 PM
SpireaX 29
My goodness...so many fellow nerds. I love it. This is a Hollywood production; anyone expecting a faithful adaptation was bound to be disappointed.

Take it for what it is. I certainly was not expecting the X-Men or Transformers movie to follow every minutiae of their original "versions."

With this said, I am terribly disappointed that a young Asian actor was not cast for the role of Aang.

The animated version's setting was definitely a world full of Asian influence--no blacks, whites, Hispanics. For that matter, the character's names were Asiatic in nature but their features were exactly what you would describe as Asiatic.
Posted by SpireaX http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=1364749062&ref=profile on June 23, 2009 at 1:12 PM
SpireaX 30
My goodness...so many fellow nerds. I love it. This is a Hollywood production; anyone expecting a faithful adaptation was bound to be disappointed.

Take it for what it is. I certainly was not expecting the X-Men or Transformers movie to follow every minutiae of their original "versions."

With this said, I am terribly disappointed that a young Asian actor was not cast for the role of Aang.

The animated version's setting was definitely a world full of Asian influence--no blacks, whites, Hispanics. For that matter, the character's names were Asiatic in nature but their features were exactly what you would describe as Asiatic.
Posted by SpireaX http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=1364749062&ref=profile on June 23, 2009 at 1:12 PM

Add a comment

Advertisement
 

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC
1535 11th Ave (Third Floor), Seattle, WA 98122
Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy