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Friday, May 22, 2009

It’s On

Posted by Dominic Holden on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 6:11 PM

Tuesday, May 26:

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The California Supreme Court has announced it will hand down its decision on Tuesday to uphold or reject Prop 8, the Mormon-backed initiative that passed in November, ending four months of same-sex marriage in the biggest state in the union. Sixty-three cities have announced “Day of Decision” rallies, and Seattle's will be in Westlake Park at 5:30 p.m.

It might be a riot; it could be a gay old time...

If justices uphold the bigoted initiative: “People are going to be upset,” says Joe Mirabella, the Washington organizer of jointheimpact.com, which orchestrated the anti-Prop 8 protests last November. The parks department, which issued the permit, has been in contact with the Seattle police to prepare for the crowd, he says. “I am hoping it is going to be a peaceful rally.”

If the Supremes restore same-sex marriage in California: “Well then, our community knows how to throw some really great parties."

Either way, Mirabella says he’s expecting a huge crowd. The event’s co-sponsors—including the ACLU of Washington, Fuse, Equal Rights Washington, and other groups—will email invitations to half a million people in the area over the weekend.

Tiny Art Director, for Your Friday Enjoyment

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 6:01 PM

Bill Zeman is an illustrator whose very cute blog operates on a simple concept: His 4-year-old daughter tells him what to draw, he draws it, and she critiques it. He's been doing it since she was two. Some samples:

X-Ray T-Rex

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The Brief: A dinosaur in a X-Ray
The Critique: I just want to see a little mousey in his tummy
Job Status: Approved (after addition of mousey)
Additional Comments: That's what kind of bones dogs like to chew on. Dinosaur leg bones.

Bone Dinosaur Eating a Baby

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The Brief: A bone dinosaur eating a little baby
The Critique: No! A baby dinosaur!
Job Status: Rejected
Additional Comments: He's just going to be nice to that baby he's got in his mouth

Much, much more here.

It's Drinks O'Clock: The Official SIFF Lounge Edition

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 5:29 PM

The official SIFF lounge is Boom Noodle on Capitol Hill. Having watched a number of them for reviewing purposes (including this little gem, and this one), I'm convinced that every SIFF film would benefit from a sake bomb or two, before and/or after (and some during). At the lounge, show your ticket stub any time of day and get $1 off beer and sakes, $3.75 well drinks, and $3.50 Sapporo sake bombs.

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The Unbearable Whiteness of Being

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 5:19 PM

M. Night Shyamalan has unveiled some pictures from his new movie, the adaptation of the manga and anime Avatar: The Last Airbender. This, of course, is the movie that people are pissed off about because all the characters who are from Asian or Inuit cultures in the source material are being portrayed by white folks in the movie. So let's look at the picture:

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Yup. That's a honky, all right.

A Star on Earth

Posted by Charles Mudede on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 3:53 PM

When the world's most powerful laser facility flicks the switch on its first full-scale experiments later this month, a tiny star will be born on Earth.

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The National Ignition Facility (NIF) in California aims to demonstrate the feasibility of nuclear fusion, the reaction at the heart of the Sun and a potentially abundant, clean energy source for the planet.

The future, the future, the future is here.


(This post owes everything to Aaron.)

For Your Stomach's (and Your Brain's) Consideration: Brunch and More

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 3:52 PM

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Last spring, I wrote about a bunch of fancy brunches. Now here's a fresh batch for your stomach's consideration this spring. And starting June 7, the Corson Building will also be offering an $18 prix-fixe brunch with "a self-service spread of whole grain salads, homemade yogurt, preserves" and "a selection of hot dishes cooked to order--poached egg with creamed nettles or handmade couscous with accompaniments, for example." This ought to be a good way to experience the Corson—with its grounds and garden, it'll be lovely during the daytime—without completely emptying your wallet. (And on that note, Wednesdays at the Corson are now a la carte, with menu items ranging from $6-$18 and walk-ins welcome, a major change from the all-prix-fixe/reservation-only format, which costs up to $90 per person.)

In new-brunch-article-related news, commenter darlingash has a bone to pick with the included review of Rover's new brunch:

If you're going to rip a place to shreds, you should have the decency to visit them more than once to see if the problems were a fluke. if you CAN'T AFFORD TO, maybe you shouldn't be reviewing it. i know bethany's quite fond of spending the stranger's money to eat at the most expensive places in town, just to trash them, but it's such a disservice to the restaurant owners, chefs and readers.

Usually here at The Stranger, reviewers go to places twice. For these brunch pieces, it was a one-shot deal. Is that fair? Probably not. But while Rover's brunch was only a few weeks into existence when I went, Rover's is one of the most well-reputed, expensive restaurants in town, and everything was wrong: pacing, service, food. (I don't love Rover's atmosphere either, but found it completely tolerable when I had a great dinner there last year.)

While in the abstract, I am fond of spending The Stranger's money at restaurants, in reality, budgets are very limited these days. (I heard a rumor that one of the Seattle monthly magazines only reimbursed a reviewer for one meal at an expensive place they wrote about recently; supposedly, the writer ate a couple more meals on their own dime. I have a call in to that magazine to find out more.)

If an omelet costs $18—and you try it twice because they remake it for you and it's still terrible—is any person, whether civilian or professional, obligated to return to try it again? (They did take it off the bill when version 2 went uneaten; same with the cold crepes. The bill still came to $56 for two people, including two $12 bloody Marys.)

Agree or disagree with darlingash in online comments over here.

R-turned-D Fred Jarrett Using Republican Consultant?

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 3:51 PM

State Sen. Fred Jarrett (D-41), a longtime Republican who switched parties in late 2007, has reportedly hired Bruce Boram, a Republican consultant, to help him with his campaign for county executive. Jarrett is running against three Democrats—State Rep. Ross Hunter (D-48) and King County Council members Larry Phillips and Dow Constantine—and one Republican, former KIRO anchor Susan Hutchison, for the exec job, which is officially nonpartisan.

Boram—whom I once referred to as a "">Republican hit man," when he did some work for the Seattle firefighters union—is best known for serving on the Dave Reichert's 2004 campaign, and for creating a series of controversial, anonymously funded ads attacking former state insurance commissioner Deborah Senn, who ran for attorney general in 2004. Boram resigned from Reichert's campaign over the ads, which accused Senn of dismissing a fine against an insurance provider in exchange for funding for four new employees in her office. (The ads were later ruled illegal.) Boram's consulting firm, Catalyst Consulting, has also worked for former lands commissioner Doug Sutherland, a Republican; the Whatcom County Republican Party; and United for Washington, a conservative, pro-business PAC.

Jarrett has not yet returned a call for comment.

Suck It, Helmet-Head

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 2:49 PM

Although they can't do anything about his wife appearing on shitty TV shows, a new law in Illinois means that Rod Blagojevich can't make a profit on his upcoming memoir. I hope this means that the memoir won't be published at all now.

So You Think You Can Go Fuck Yourself, Nigel?

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 2:46 PM

Did you see this?

Carollini says...

What a sh!ithead.

It blows my mind how he can get away with such homophobic speech on a dance show. Do you know the percentage of gay people in dance? It’s crazy high, and the dancers who aren’t gay have almost all experimented with same-sex sex partners. It’s a very orgy-like atmosphere that’s so focused on bodies and feeling good that most dancers don’t give a f@#$ about gay vs. straight.

That said, those were some gay-ass outfits and no proper gay would have trotted those out on stage, so boo on them. I honestly wasn’t offended at all by Mary or Sonja’s comments. Theirs were actual critiques on the problems in the dance, but Nigel focused almost entirely on the appearance of two men dancing intimately. GASP! Oh brother, that man is out of touch.

The EPA Rally

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 2:45 PM

Although I'm not sure I believe the press releases touting "thousands" of attendees at the big environmental rally outside the EPA hearings (the hearing, one of two in the nation, was to address the EPA's recent ruling that global warming pollution is a threat to public health and welfare), what the crowd lacked in numbers it made up in giant nylon puppets:

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I don't know what the message was supposed to be (only giant sun-umbrellas will protect our lighthouses and Amtrak trains from global warming?) but it was definitely attention-getting.

As was this person dressed as a shiny (and ENDANGERED?!?) fish:

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If you look carefully at that photo, you can almost make out the scraggly multi-person polar bear getup in the background—one of two polar bears in attendance. I saw a surprising number of people go up to it and apologize.

Candidates for local offices turned out in abundance, including county exec contenders Larry Phillips (who spoke onstage) and Dow Constantine (who didn't.) At one point I ran into mayoral candidate Mike McGinn, whose supporters were gathering signatures; if they collect around 1,600, McGinn won't have to pay his filing fee. When I asked McGinn about it later, he said it was an "experiment ... We figured, let's do a little trial effort and see if we can save a little money by collecting signatures." (McGinn has a little less than $19,000 in the bank). He said he didn't know how many signatures his supporters had gathered. "My job today was to meet as many voters and pose for photos with as many people holding goofy puppets as possible."

Mission accomplished, sir. Mission accomplished.

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Dear I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!: Please Define Your Terms

Posted by David Schmader on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 2:26 PM

As I've noted previously, the soon-to-be-airing series I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! features a wad of celebrities—Sanjaya Malakar! Lou Diamond Phillips! Janice Dickinson! Duane "the Dog" Chapman!—dropped into the jungle with a camera crew for a Survivor-meets-The Surreal Life reality competition.

As I've also noted previously, ousted Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich was originally scheduled to be among the jungle droppees—except his federal indictment on corruption charges got in the way of his ability to leave the country, and he had to step down.

Undeterred, the show's producers rounded up a totally amazing replacement celebrity, beloved far and wide for her amazing famousness: Patti Blagojevich, the ousted Illinois governor's wife.

And as the Associated Press makes clear, it's not a happy business:

"I didn't seek this out, [Patti] Blagojevich told The Associated Press in a Thursday telephone interview. "And if it wasn't for our financial situation I probably wouldn't consider it. You do what you have to do when you're, you know, a mother of two."

Ugh.

Required Reading

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 2:09 PM

David Brooks and Paul Krugman in today's NYT.

"Unplan the Moment"

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 1:57 PM

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It's no Hitler (what is, really?), but it's not what you'd call a good tagline. It's for Freixenet, the supermarket bubbly that is a sponsor of SIFF—it came to my attention due to the sponsor ads flashed on the screen during the interminable delay before things got started last night, and the rose version was served at the party. It's entirely quaffable, to use an unforgivable wine term, but to the target market for a rose sparkling wine—that is, the ladies—this tagline says only one thing: pregnancy.

Feminist Porn Awards

Posted by Jesse Vernon on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 1:08 PM

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In this week's Porn! column, Kelly O proves the ass-backward porn-haters wrong with her preview of Champion, Movie of the Year winner at the Fourth Annual Feminist Porn Awards.

Plus, check out my exclusive Stranger interview with one of Champion's costars, the flaming (hot and gay) Dallas, where we discuss exhibitionism, anti-porn feminists, the difference between queer porn and straight porn (and lesbian and gay porn), and her training for the role of a martial-arts fighter in Champion.

Savage Love Letters of the Day

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 1:00 PM

I'm a 21 years old bisexual woman and I'm a former cutter or self mutilator or whatever you want to call it. Did it starting at age eleven. I've done the whole therapy and meds thing and have been cut free for three years. I feel great about myself. However, I still have these scars that have made me reluctant to be intimate with people. I don't know how to bring it up. When, where, how do I explain myself?

Seeking Counsel And Remarks

Here's some advice from the archives for you, SCAR:

So let's say you show someone, SLASH—what's the worst that could happen? The guy will freak out, toss around some less than understanding words, and leave. But the guy who freaks and splits is doing you a favor. You wouldn't want to be with someone who couldn't handle it or would react so cruelly anyway, right? More important, only by risking telling/showing people are you ever going to learn that most straight guys are decent and any straight guy that likes you will be a great, big, understanding doll about your scars, SLASH.

And I do think most guys will be understanding about it. People have a way of forgiving and/or overlooking imperfections in people they're attracted to. Also, part of dating and mating is making yourself vulnerable to another human being, putting your trust in him, and showing him your literal and figurative scars. Any guy you show and tell will want some reassurance that you're not cutting yourself anymore, you've gotten some help, you're not made of glass, and that you're looking for a boyfriend, not a therapist. You can provide all that.

Good luck, SCAR. And one more letter...

I just wanted to thank you for my new sex life. I've been reading your column and listening to your podcast for a while now, and you always say that kinky girls are rare and sought-after and "wining the girlfriend lottery." So I decided to fully bring this up with my boyfriend the other day and he was thrilled. Now I'm getting tied up and bitten and spanked and calling him "sir," and I'm happier than I've been since I don't know when. Thank you so much! You're so awesome.

Suddenly Unusually Bubbly

My pleasure, SUB!

The Lion and the Jewel

Posted by Charles Mudede on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 12:27 PM

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It's no secret that Citigroup board Chairman Richard Parsons has been working for months to repair the financial giant.

But, until now, even his closest associates didn't know he also was wrestling with a personal crisis - how to tell his wife and three children he has fathered a child with another woman.

Parsons and model-philanthropist MacDella Cooper are the parents of a baby girl named Ella.

In this news story we can see hints or suggestions of an early play by the great Wole Soyinka, The Lion and The Jewel. The play's plot:
Baroka (bah-ROH-kah), the “Bale” of Ilujinle, the “Lion” in the title of the play. This village chief is sixty-two years old, very proud, deceptive, and cunning. His attempt to win the village belle, Sidi, through deception is the central focus of the play. The Bale manipulates the other characters by feigning sexual impotence.

Sidi (SEE-dee), the village belle, about eighteen years old, very pretty and coquettish. She distracts the young schoolteacher, Lakunle, attracts a traveling photographer who wants her picture to be in a magazine, and passively flirts with the Bale, unaware of the Bale’s vast experience in romance. Sidi is tricked into making love with the Bale at the end of the comedy.

Parson is 61; Cooper is 31. The chairman sure is a shumba.

Seattle Poetry Chain 26: Michael G. Hickey

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 12:00 PM

d467/1243014721-indefenseofeve.jpgLast week, Kathleen Flenniken shared a great little poem about how "Y is ruining your life." This week—the week in which the Seattle Poetry Chain hits the half-year mark (?!?!)—Flenniken has called back to the origins of the Poetry Chain. I'll let her introduce her choice:

I'd like to pass the chain to Mike Hickey, our poet populist. Mike was my first poetry teacher. About fifteen years ago I was home with babies and going stir crazy and decided to take a night class in poetry writing from the UW Experimental College, and here was this enormously generous, funny, charismatic guy leading me into a new and absolutely necessary world. His class changed my life. It's no surprise to anyone who knows Mike that his poems can juggle knives, spinning plates, heartbreak, tornados, all at the same time. Mike's writing is alive and big hearted and takes the turns fast. I love reading Mike's poems—I never know where they're going to take me, but when I get there, it matters.

Hickey is the author most recently of a chapbook called In Defense of Eve. Here is the title poem from that book: Michael G. Hickey's entry for the Seattle Poetry Chain.

In Defense of Eve

A man recently told me that the success of the trees in the Garden of Eden was due to the fact that Adam and Eve were astronauts and had attained curious knowledge in horticulture, agriculture and jungle planning from other planets. I found this information plausible inasmuch as I had no reason to doubt the man. He then explained that the trees’ fruit were actually precious gems and the apple was a pearl and every leaf on every tree was the color of water. Water and insects rule our planet. I found this information imminently possible because of the swamp I live in. He further illustrated Eve’s eyes — little bottles of perfume and Adam’s penis — a cowboy boot with a broken heel. Also, the Garden itself was lined in vacuum cleaners and sleeping bears. I told this man, who claimed to be God, Eve should have trusted Adam but she was tired of the smell of paradise and who wouldn’t talk to a talking snake?

Thanks to Kathleen Flenniken for her choice and many thanks to Michael G. Hickey. Tune in next week to see who he chooses for the next link in the Seattle Poetry Chain.

Lunchtime Quickie

Posted by Kelly O on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 11:56 AM

A lot of you Sloggers are about to embark on a long Memorial Day weekend filled with sunshine, picnics, and BBQs. Hey, just remember keep those hot foods hot, and the cold ones cold. Especially the mayonnaise. Actually, just skip the mayo.

H/T to Terry. From the classics bin...

SIFF Picks of the Day

Posted by Lindy West on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 11:33 AM

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We have two DON'T MISS movies today. I have seen neither of them, but both are recommended by humans of impeccable taste.

Of Nurse.Fighter.Boy (7 pm, Harvard Exit), Jen Graves says:

This Canadian movie about a sick Jamaican woman (nurse), her 12-year-old son (boy), and their friend Silence (fighter: a boxer, played by Clark Johnson, the awesome Baltimore Sun city editor from The Wire), moves at a lazy, seductive pace that makes you want it never to end. Long, slow shots of flesh are accompanied by extended songs; the entire soundtrack is a gem. The light is hazy, thick, and colored, and the bodies in the ring smack against each other so palpably that you feel close by, like you're haunting them. The happyish ending is less important than the lush world set up by these three characters.

And Jon Frosch reviews Summer Hours (4:30 pm, SIFF Cinema):

This French film seems slight at first: three adult siblings (Charles Berling, Juliette Binoche, and Jérémie Rénier), two of whom live abroad, must decide what to do with their recently deceased mother’s country home and art collection. But Olivier Assayas (Demonlover, Boarding Gate), a restless, intelligent filmmaker, opens up the story to larger implications, producing a lovely, meditative examination of globalization’s impact on family and culture. The rigorously naturalistic filmmaking turns ponderous at times, but the movie is infused with the sadness—and inevitability—of passing time and changing ways.

There's a buttload of other films worth checking out too: The Higher Force (Icelandic mob movie); I Sell the Dead (grave robbers + vampires + Dominic Monaghan); Eldorado ("The movie has a pleasing sadness," says Charles Mudede); Stella (Brendan Kiley: "about the strange, episodic experience of children who are in the world but not of it"); Snow (ethnic cleansing and jam-making in a Bosnian village); Terribly Happy (Dan Savage calls it, "a Danish Blood Simple with uglier wallpaper, moldier ceilings, and a bog standing in for a corn field"); and The Yes Men Fix the World (a documentary about "the world's most ambitious pranksters").

Personally, I'll probably try for Stella, Nurse.Fighter.Boy, or Yes Men.

Sorry I said "buttload."

Hey Smarties and Foodies!

Posted by Megan Seling on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 11:25 AM

Two questions:

Where's the best place in town to buy a cheesecake?

How much energy does a cosmogenic particle need to have to create 3He and 21Ne?

If you know the answer to either of these questions, get thee to Questionland and flaunt your brainpower!

"Make Peace with the World"

Posted by David Schmader on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 11:20 AM

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That's the tag line of the ad campaign for Rasayana tea, which suggests the stress-busting properties of their product could've, you know, preempted the Holocaust.

The campaign was created by the Turkish ad group Art Grup, and considering that Turks have never met (or carried out) a genocide they couldn't deny the existence of, I guess it's kind of a step forward for them to admit that there was even a Holocaust to be preempted.

Added bonus: the featured shot isn't even the most offensive of the series! (It's either this one or this one.)

Thanks for the heads-up, James St. James at WoW Report.

Legally, This Is a "Hard Shove"

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 11:05 AM

Commenters on this post suggest that this should be on Slog, and they're right.

According to the Seattle Times, the Sheriff's Office has determined that the sheriff's deputy who shoved an Edmonds man into the outside wall of the Cinerama, leaving the man comatose and in critical condition, is guilty of nothing more than "a tragic accident."

Here's video:

Hot Font

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 11:00 AM

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The Jockstrap.

Today The Stranger Suggests

Posted by The Stranger on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 11:00 AM

Film

Super Kung-Fu Double Feature

It's true SIFF launched yesterday, but before you begin exploring film as an international language, perhaps you should enjoy this double feature exploring film as an international ass-kicker. Dragon vs. Needles of Death is a 1976 film about a man trained in the art of throwing deadly needles who winds up as a salt smuggler in a town ruled by an evil overlord. Challenge the Dragon is a little-seen-in-America epic that promises "martial arts brutality." SIFF can wait for one more day—it's time for some kung fu! (Grand Illusion, 1403 NE 50th St, 523-3935. 11 pm, $8.)

PAUL CONSTANT

The Voodoo Continent

Posted by Charles Mudede on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 10:22 AM

In a statement, Spanish police said they had detained 23 people after raids on 10 homes across the country. Material used in voodoo rituals, computer equipment and several passports were also seized.
Africans! Embarrassingly high is the number of black Africans who can not get this magic business out of their heads. Bones, ancestors, animal spirits, muti, crocodile tears—the list goes on and on. How soon they would drop this nonsense if they knew that science is even more magical than magic.

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