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Thursday, May 21, 2009

??!! This Is So Nutty, I Can't Even Write a Headline

Posted by on Thu, May 21, 2009 at 2:30 PM

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Mary Kay Letourneau is hosting a "Hot for Teacher" night at Fuel in Pioneer Square this Saturday. The DJ is her former student/reason for prison/current husband Vili Fualaau.

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1
That's just sick.
Posted by Not Shy in Chi on May 21, 2009 at 2:34 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 2
I...I ah... have no idea what to say.

The levels of wrongness in this story blows my mind.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on May 21, 2009 at 2:34 PM
TVDinner 3
No. This can't be real.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on May 21, 2009 at 2:35 PM
4
Seattle's nightlife promoters just jumped the shark.
Posted by Zander on May 21, 2009 at 2:35 PM
gloomy gus 5
How wonderfully wonderful. Am I wrong, or has it been quite the afternoon of "sexcrime" posts?
Posted by gloomy gus on May 21, 2009 at 2:36 PM
Queen of Sleaze 6
One time I was at a show at El Corazon and Vili and Mary Kay were there.... Vili totally hit on me... It was really gross. Once the nausea passed I began to wonder if he's just a slimy little doucheface (likely), or if he and Mary Kay have an open relationship.
Posted by Queen of Sleaze on May 21, 2009 at 2:37 PM
kitschnsync 7
Yay! Celebrate statutory rape! (It's OK because she is hot.)
Posted by kitschnsync on May 21, 2009 at 2:39 PM
8
Ew. That's all I have to say.
Posted by Sheryl on May 21, 2009 at 2:39 PM
Max Solomon 9
i think this is not the first one of these - but regardless, i'm not there.
Posted by Max Solomon on May 21, 2009 at 2:40 PM
Medina 10
That's it, I'm boycotting Fuel!!!!!!

Wait, I never go there anyway....
Posted by Medina on May 21, 2009 at 2:42 PM
11
@9: The KOMO story says they've already done two that "were low-key, and... patrons really warmed up to the couple."
Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on May 21, 2009 at 2:42 PM
Urgutha Forka 12
Did she lose a bet or something?!?
Posted by Urgutha Forka on May 21, 2009 at 2:42 PM
Enigma 13
Wow. Just wow. My whole office was dumbstruck when I told them.
Posted by Enigma http://approvereferendum71.org/ on May 21, 2009 at 2:44 PM
14
We are SOOO having them host our annual party this year at work! I am sure they are super cheap too!!
Posted by That's Value on May 21, 2009 at 2:46 PM
Tina 15
Is it just me or is having Mary Kay host a Hot for Teacher Night sorta like having a Catholic Priest host NAMBLA Night at Neighbors (please god tell me Neighbors doesnt actually have a NAMBLA night...)?
Posted by Tina on May 21, 2009 at 2:49 PM
Will in Seattle 16
So is he any good?

Personally, I have no problem with this.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on May 21, 2009 at 2:53 PM
reverend dr dj riz 17
i'm cornfused.. ...but but....but the woman pictured in the poster isn't a teacher, is she ?.. and vilii is the dj.not the teacher.so what does mary kay do ? are we supposed to be hot for her ? what's happening here ?
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on May 21, 2009 at 2:53 PM
Dougsf 18
Who the hell wants to hang out at a club Mary Kay Letourneau goes too? Way to sell the wild nightlife, guys.
Posted by Dougsf on May 21, 2009 at 2:55 PM
very bad homo 19
Is anyone else kind of impressed that these two are still together?
Posted by very bad homo on May 21, 2009 at 2:58 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 20
This is like a car wreck. You know you shouldn't look, but you do. You can't help yourself.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on May 21, 2009 at 3:10 PM
lark 21
Bethany,
I read that ad yesterday in the Stranger and thought it was a joke but the name of her husband I recognized! This is true? Truly there are suckers born every minute.
Posted by lark on May 21, 2009 at 3:13 PM
michael strangeways 22
uh, no, Neighbors doesn't have a NAMBLA night.
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on May 21, 2009 at 3:16 PM
JF 23
Wait. Is that blonde actually her?????
Posted by JF on May 21, 2009 at 3:21 PM
24
Wait, didn't he sue his school district for $2 million for failing to protect him from Letourneau? Oh, right, he did. Well, everybody's gotta make a buck somehow...
Posted by lola on May 21, 2009 at 3:24 PM
Original Monique 25
@3: I agree. This seems totally fake.... but maybe just because normal people would never, ever think to do this?

Gah.
Posted by Original Monique http://www.facebook.com/notifications.php#/group.php?gid=124801948427 on May 21, 2009 at 3:27 PM
Violet_DaGrinder 26
No. Fucking. Way.

Awesome. I'd totally go.
Posted by Violet_DaGrinder http://www.imeem.com/jukeboxmusic51/music/y1malqpG/prince-the-new-power-generation-featuring-eric-leeds-on-f/ on May 21, 2009 at 3:34 PM
NumberOne 27
Oh my fucking god, spare me.
Posted by NumberOne on May 21, 2009 at 3:39 PM
28
@5 seriously. Now I just wanna go home and fuck. You know without the whole crime part. Seems like I need to redeem some of the madness ...
Posted by Take it all in on May 21, 2009 at 3:53 PM
29
@28 ... I should add that now I cannot stop thinking about these damned assholes and fucking no longer seems appealing ...
Posted by Take it all in on May 21, 2009 at 3:54 PM
Geni 30
What's really sick-making is that this isn't the first one. They've "hosted" these before.

YUCK.
Posted by Geni on May 21, 2009 at 4:53 PM
Geni 31
And to all those who've been asking, no, the little Lolita in the schoolgirl costume is most assuredly not Mary Kay.
Posted by Geni on May 21, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Will in Seattle 32
Wouldn't she be like almost 50 by now?
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on May 21, 2009 at 5:21 PM
smade 33
Has Mary Kay continued to prey on middle school boys? Or was Vili the only one?
Posted by smade on May 21, 2009 at 5:31 PM
mr. herriman 34
I want to be amusingly appalled by this, but instead I'm just appalled.
Posted by mr. herriman on May 21, 2009 at 6:41 PM
BombasticMO 35
I guess I'm going against the grain here, but I want to take their side. No doubt, they are just trying to grab the celebrity from their unfortunate circumstances (ala Elizabeth Edwards), but at the same point, they are both happy adults.

Who the hell are we to judge?

I'm tempted to go just for the spectacle of it all. And I would never be caught dead in that nightclub otherwise.
Posted by BombasticMO http://www.BombasticMo.com on May 21, 2009 at 8:07 PM
Donolectic 36
Obviously this lapse in the sanctity of marriage is all the gays' fault.
Posted by Donolectic on May 21, 2009 at 9:58 PM
37
Mary Kay's dad was a right-wing Congressman from Orange County, who was too extreme for the John Birch Society.

Maybe this is what growing up in a large family drives you to do.
Posted by Juan Valdes on May 22, 2009 at 1:05 AM
jackie treehorn 38
And miss the opportunity to create a memorable Mary K. anecdote? I don't know, I'd consider dropping by to see if this is legit. If I do I'll try and get a picture with the happy couple for Slosterity.
Posted by jackie treehorn on May 22, 2009 at 9:30 AM
39
Shouldn't she be hosted this at a Jr. High School dance?
Posted by Hot for Pedo Bear on May 22, 2009 at 9:55 AM
40
What if they are normal people? That would be weird, huh?

...
Posted by Still, No. on May 23, 2009 at 12:39 AM
41
Something I wonder is how many of the people decrying Mary Kay and Villi Fulaau as a sick affair are the same people insisting that prostitution is fine because it's consensual.
Posted by Seattle is the master of cognitive dissonance on May 24, 2009 at 4:57 AM

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