Thursday, May 21, 2009
??!! This Is So Nutty, I Can't Even Write a Headline
Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Thu, May 21, 2009 at 2:30 PM
Mary Kay Letourneau is hosting a "Hot for Teacher" night at Fuel in Pioneer Square this Saturday. The DJ is her former student/reason for prison/current husband Vili Fualaau.
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One time I was at a show at El Corazon and Vili and Mary Kay were there.... Vili totally hit on me... It was really gross. Once the nausea passed I began to wonder if he's just a slimy little doucheface (likely), or if he and Mary Kay have an open relationship.
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@9: The KOMO story says they've already done two that "were low-key, and... patrons really warmed up to the couple."
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We are SOOO having them host our annual party this year at work! I am sure they are super cheap too!!
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Is it just me or is having Mary Kay host a Hot for Teacher Night sorta like having a Catholic Priest host NAMBLA Night at Neighbors (please god tell me Neighbors doesnt actually have a NAMBLA night...)?
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i'm cornfused.. ...but but....but the woman pictured in the poster isn't a teacher, is she ?.. and vilii is the dj.not the teacher.so what does mary kay do ? are we supposed to be hot for her ? what's happening here ?
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Who the hell wants to hang out at a club Mary Kay Letourneau goes too? Way to sell the wild nightlife, guys.
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Bethany,
I read that ad yesterday in the Stranger and thought it was a joke but the name of her husband I recognized! This is true? Truly there are suckers born every minute.
I read that ad yesterday in the Stranger and thought it was a joke but the name of her husband I recognized! This is true? Truly there are suckers born every minute.
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Wait, didn't he sue his school district for $2 million for failing to protect him from Letourneau? Oh, right, he did. Well, everybody's gotta make a buck somehow...
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@3: I agree. This seems totally fake.... but maybe just because normal people would never, ever think to do this?
Gah.
Gah.
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@5 seriously. Now I just wanna go home and fuck. You know without the whole crime part. Seems like I need to redeem some of the madness ...
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@28 ... I should add that now I cannot stop thinking about these damned assholes and fucking no longer seems appealing ...
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And to all those who've been asking, no, the little Lolita in the schoolgirl costume is most assuredly not Mary Kay.
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I guess I'm going against the grain here, but I want to take their side. No doubt, they are just trying to grab the celebrity from their unfortunate circumstances (ala Elizabeth Edwards), but at the same point, they are both happy adults.
Who the hell are we to judge?
I'm tempted to go just for the spectacle of it all. And I would never be caught dead in that nightclub otherwise.
Who the hell are we to judge?
I'm tempted to go just for the spectacle of it all. And I would never be caught dead in that nightclub otherwise.
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Mary Kay's dad was a right-wing Congressman from Orange County, who was too extreme for the John Birch Society.
Maybe this is what growing up in a large family drives you to do.
Maybe this is what growing up in a large family drives you to do.
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And miss the opportunity to create a memorable Mary K. anecdote? I don't know, I'd consider dropping by to see if this is legit. If I do I'll try and get a picture with the happy couple for Slosterity.
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Something I wonder is how many of the people decrying Mary Kay and Villi Fulaau as a sick affair are the same people insisting that prostitution is fine because it's consensual.
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