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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Reagan Slams Rush

Posted by on Thu, May 21, 2009 at 10:01 AM

Rush Limbaugh—drug addict, Viagra user—isn't in a position to mock other people's appearances. But that didn't stop him from suggesting that posting a photo of Nancy Pelosi in "every cheap hotel room in America" would cut the birth rate—because, hey, no man could get it up with Pelosi's ugly mug in the room, right? Ron Reagan Jr. bashes back:

Limbaugh hasn't had a natural erection since the Nixon Administration; think he's compensating for something? Now, I wouldn't pick on him for any of this stuff, not his blubbiness, not his man-boobs, not his inability to have a natural erection—none of that stuff—to me, off limits until! until! Mr. Limbaugh, you turn that sort of gun on somebody else—once you start doing that, you're fair game, fat boy. Absolutely, you jiggly pile of mess. You're just fair game, and you're going to get it, too.

Reagan added that Limbaugh looks like "the unholy spawn of Tony Soprano and the Michelin Man." I'm going to buy Reagan a nice bunch of asparagus the next time I see him at the Sunday Ballard Market.


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BombasticMO 1
Reagan, Wanda Sykes. Poor sensitive Rush just isn't going to be able to take it any longer.
Posted by BombasticMO on May 21, 2009 at 10:06 AM · Report this
Cracker Jack 2
Naw, he'll just pop a couple of Oxycontin and the world will be bright and shiny again!
Posted by Cracker Jack on May 21, 2009 at 10:14 AM · Report this
Rush has two daddies?
Posted by California on May 21, 2009 at 10:23 AM · Report this
elenchos 4
Name dropper.
Posted by elenchos on May 21, 2009 at 10:27 AM · Report this
w7ngman 5
Why does anyone care about Ron Reagan, Jr? Because he turned out liberal? Wow. Never seen a conservative dad pump out a liberal son before.
Posted by w7ngman on May 21, 2009 at 10:31 AM · Report this
No link to where Reagan allegedly said this?

Also, why go to Ballard market on sunday when you can walk to Broadway farmers market, you anti-Capitol Hill GHG emitter...?
Posted by hairyson on May 21, 2009 at 10:31 AM · Report this
Mike in MO 7
Slams? That's a fucking bitch slap if I've ever seen one!!!
Posted by Mike in MO on May 21, 2009 at 10:35 AM · Report this
keshmeshi 8

Because the Ballard one is better.

It really cracks me up when ugly men hurl that insult at women. If Pelosi is ugly, what the fuck is Limbaugh? The Fremont troll?
Posted by keshmeshi on May 21, 2009 at 10:47 AM · Report this
Cato the Younger Younger 9
@8 I'd do the Fremont Troll, actually I may have done a troll under the Fremont Bridge while drunk a few weeks ago. I really don't remember...

But no hating on the Fremont Troll!!!
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on May 21, 2009 at 11:50 AM · Report this
very bad homo 10
This post made my day.
Posted by very bad homo on May 21, 2009 at 12:01 PM · Report this
treacle 11
As Shakespeare might say to Rush Limburger:
"Thou tottering fat-kidneyed haggard!"
Posted by treacle on May 21, 2009 at 12:13 PM · Report this
Why didn't litle Ronny Jr mention Limpballs addiction to having sex with underage Dominican boys? If you're going to make fun of a rich, white, 730 pound man who can't get sex from a woman of any sort you might and went deaf doing hillybilly herion, you might as well hit him right in the Larry Craig's, right?
Posted by The GOP likes little boy sex on May 21, 2009 at 12:56 PM · Report this
Geni 13
That gelatinous pile of drug-soaked, limp-dicked, loud-mouthed asininity is calling OTHER people ugly? Hahahaha!!! Rush, you've been looking in the mirror again. Then again, I doubt he ever looks AWAY from the mirror, the egotistical blubberous fuckstick.

Ron Reagan is a very nice man, very polite. And that was a full-on smackdown, if you ask me. "hasn't had a natural erection since the Nixon era" is so good I'm stealing it.
Posted by Geni on May 21, 2009 at 1:35 PM · Report this
Ron, you're a gift to America! Awesome job. Keep telling it to Lord fxxking Limbaugh!!!
Posted by VegasLib on May 21, 2009 at 5:45 PM · Report this
I always thought Limbaugh looked like a less peppy, more fucked up version of the Stay Puft Marshmallow man from GB.
Posted by Jen D on May 21, 2009 at 5:50 PM · Report this
Alright Ron! Jabba the Hut really took a hit that time! Great job!
Posted by theLidoShuffle on May 21, 2009 at 6:57 PM · Report this
His audience is dwindling down to angry racist closeted impotent retired men. In the south. Sounds similar to the Republican ticket in 2012.
Posted by seattlebikeguy on May 21, 2009 at 8:15 PM · Report this
MarkyMark 18
On his TV show, early in the Clinton administration, Limbaugh put up a picture of Socks, the White House cat, and asked, "Did you know there's a White House dog?" Then he put up a picture of Chelsea Clinton, who was 13 years old at the time. Years later he repeatedly characterized the torture of Iraqis at Abu Ghraib prison as like a harmless fraternity hazing, with the military personnel just having a little fun and blowing off some steam.
Posted by MarkyMark on May 22, 2009 at 1:03 AM · Report this
From what I can tell, Nancy Pelosi has a great set of tits. So by using a bit of imagination, for me a pic of the Pelouse would be a great masturbatory aid.
Posted by Naked Nancy Now! on May 22, 2009 at 1:13 AM · Report this
Ooooh, Dan, buy him an artichoke for me...but only if they are fresh! It's time to take the guys on. They are toxic - and the best thing to do is shovel it back at them. Look what Wanda started...ha! Next time you're in Anchorage, give a call!
Shannyn Moore
Posted by Shannyn Moore on May 22, 2009 at 9:43 PM · Report this
wow...that last bit is kinda harsh on poor james gandolfini.
Posted by glaucon on May 22, 2009 at 11:06 PM · Report this
BureauCat 22
To me, the most obvious irony about Rush criticizing Pelosi's attractiveness is that it is so obviously untrue. Her behavior and demeanor are completely proper and demure, but even so, it is apparent that she is a babe.
Posted by BureauCat on May 23, 2009 at 9:39 AM · Report this

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