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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Lunchtime Quickie

Posted by on Wed, May 20, 2009 at 12:30 PM

What if she really DOES handle cucumbers better than anyone he's ever seen?

 

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Cracker Jack 1
Thank you Miss Ironbox. You are a valued member of our business team and I will give you a raise tomorrow if you come to work without a shirt on.
Posted by Cracker Jack on May 20, 2009 at 12:59 PM
2
I think we had to watch this video at my last job. The situations were hilarious.
Posted by Sheryl on May 20, 2009 at 1:09 PM
3
Proper response: Would you like your's sliced too?
Posted by ya know on May 20, 2009 at 1:25 PM
schmacky 4
If he hadn't hung there in the background leering at her before making the comment (and then delivering the comment with such a shit-eating perv grin), it might be OK. Also, she clearly does NOT handle cucumbers well...did she use those fucking tongs to transfer every little slice? How inefficient is that? She doesn't even do the transferring very well...early on, her tongs slip and she almost drops one.
Posted by schmacky on May 20, 2009 at 1:43 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 5
I like how the perpetrators are always guys (notice how women NEVER perpetrate sexual harassment in these clips) and they seem to have the same leering creepy look in their eyes before they say anything.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on May 20, 2009 at 1:46 PM
6
"Is this harassment? Or just wooden, unconvincing acting? Either way, it makes many people very uncomfortable."

Posted by Bill Lumbergh on May 20, 2009 at 1:48 PM
7
@5 - Actually, in a video I saw once for a job at Intel some years ago, it was a middle-aged cougaresque woman putting her hand on the wrist of, and leering at, a creeped-out programmer. The whole room giggled.
Posted by toolazytogetanaccount on May 20, 2009 at 3:14 PM
8
I'd handle his cucumber better than anybody else.

WOOF.
Posted by MisterWolf on May 20, 2009 at 4:06 PM
this guy I know in Spokane 9
I'd venture to guess he just hasn't seen very much cucumber-handling.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on May 20, 2009 at 5:46 PM
context ender 10
If only the sexual harassment in my office was so subtle...
Posted by context ender on May 21, 2009 at 12:19 AM
11
How does the narrator/MC know that the woman doesn't like the comments? Maybe they go and fuck in the walk-in cooler.
Posted by JoeH on May 21, 2009 at 6:30 AM

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