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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Sports / Drugs "Does the 2010 Olympic Torch Look Like a Joint?"

Posted by David Schmader on Wed, May 20, 2009 at 4:23 PM

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The Toronto Star wants to know.

Personally, I think it looks like a pregnancy test that reveals you're having Satan's baby.

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Lacking Creativity 1
It looks like something you could buy at Babeland.
Posted by Lacking Creativity http://www.lackingcreativity.com on May 20, 2009 at 4:36 PM
Suz 2
Pregnancy test! Ouch!
Posted by Suz on May 20, 2009 at 4:43 PM
w7ngman 3
I totally went pregnancy test too, before I even read that.
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on May 20, 2009 at 4:44 PM
Baconcat 4
@1: I knew it! They just want their dilly-dos and their abortion devices all rolled up into one, don't they? SINNERS!
Posted by Baconcat on May 20, 2009 at 4:46 PM
br@d 5
"Personally, I think it looks like a pregnancy test that reveals you're having Satan's baby."

That there, that's laugh out loud funny.
Posted by br@d on May 20, 2009 at 4:51 PM
6
Looked at it thought what does the olympic torch and a pregnancy test have to do with one and other then read it....put me down for that or one of those new fangled xmas/birthday wrap cutters 3M is trying to convince everyone they need...definately NOT a joint.
Posted by drone5969 on May 20, 2009 at 4:52 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 7
Oh, wow, man, is it 2010 already? That must have been some strong shit.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on May 20, 2009 at 4:53 PM
8
Oh, snap!
Posted by Katie B on May 20, 2009 at 4:54 PM
9
And here I just thought it looked like a huge waste of billions of Canadian taxpayers' dollars.
Posted by chasman on May 20, 2009 at 4:57 PM
Will in Seattle 10
Definitely a pregnancy test, cause Canadians have way more sex than we do here in America.

Sexy sexy Canada for the Olympic win!
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on May 20, 2009 at 5:00 PM
Greg 11
It looks like a scalpel from the future. One that is on fire.
Posted by Greg on May 20, 2009 at 5:00 PM
12
It looks like one of those avant-garde eating utensils that are used at those restaurants that do 90 million course tasting menus; half of which consist of foam.
This particular course you are eating the essence of rosemary and truffles -as imagined as the burning bush that Moses encountered.
Posted by au_gout on May 20, 2009 at 5:20 PM
Damien 13
I'm with br@d, the "Satan's baby" bit was super funny.
Posted by Damien on May 20, 2009 at 5:21 PM
Cracker Jack 14
I'm with you, Schmader. Infernal EPT.
Posted by Cracker Jack on May 20, 2009 at 5:32 PM
pissy mcslogbot 15
it's totes in the eye of the beholder:

id est, to Levi Johnston; a joint.
To Bristol Palin; that pregnancy test you spoke of.
Posted by pissy mcslogbot on May 20, 2009 at 5:36 PM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 16

Ultrasonic toothbrush.
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on May 20, 2009 at 5:52 PM
17
It doesn't look like anything we'll be seeing in Seattle.
Posted by left coast on May 20, 2009 at 6:32 PM
Diana 18
I think it looks like a sound.
Posted by Diana on May 20, 2009 at 6:42 PM
19
What ever it is... I'm sure I've used it before.
Posted by Wigmore on May 20, 2009 at 6:57 PM
20
It looks like something you've rotated sideways to try to make your point!
Posted by StillNon on May 20, 2009 at 7:44 PM
21
fancy new dipiliatory device
Posted by LadyShaver on May 20, 2009 at 7:49 PM
COMTE 22
Looks like it was designed by Apple...
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on May 20, 2009 at 9:09 PM
mr. herriman 23
David, have I told you lately that I love you?

That made my night. Thanks!!
Posted by mr. herriman on May 20, 2009 at 9:23 PM
sepiolida 24
It looks like a maxi pad or a flaming jet!
Posted by sepiolida on May 20, 2009 at 10:08 PM
Grist 25
That would be a very lumpy, poorly rolled joint. Look how it's burning too fast along the top!
Posted by Grist http://sendbombs.blogspot.com on May 21, 2009 at 12:51 AM
jezbian 26
wow sepiolida you've never used a maxi pad before, have you?
Posted by jezbian on May 21, 2009 at 1:52 AM
27
Two of the three friends who I showed this two asked me why the Olympics logo was on a flaming scalpel. Damn pre-med students!
Posted by Lara on May 21, 2009 at 7:10 AM
Jaymz 28
Rarely laugh when scanning SLOG - did here. Bad news for Rosemary.
Posted by Jaymz on May 21, 2009 at 9:31 AM
29
I thought it was the ergonomic remote control for some trendy new device. That's what I get for having Slog and Engadget open at the same time.
Posted by SchmuckyTheCat on May 21, 2009 at 10:51 AM
30
it looks like a pair of tweezers
Posted by Melski on May 22, 2009 at 9:27 AM

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