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Monday, May 18, 2009

Proper Emphasis

Posted by on Mon, May 18, 2009 at 11:03 AM

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As you may have noticed, the media has been incapable of ignoring the hurricane of hypocrisy that continues to swirl around Carrie Prejean, the world's preachiest underwear model, whose brain-dead babblings will remain cause for mockery for at least the next seven years (and have been helpfully distilled and montaged for historians by the good folks at Gawker.)

However, as I often have to remind myself to remind myself, not everyone is a boneheaded bimbo, and there is a wealth of evidence that an unprecedented number of Americans understand that discrimination based on sexual orientation is wrong.

This point was recently made thrillingly clear by a ridiculous source: a copy of US Weekly my dude brought home from the airport, featuring a variety of celebrities responding to Miss California's gay-marriage statements, beginning with pictured star Miley Cyrus:

"I believe that everyone deserves to be happy...God's greatest commandment is to love. And judging is not loving."

A pretty wispy statement of support, but semi-revolutionary anyway, coming from a Disney-certified teen superstar with more legitimate influence in her discarded Hannah Montana wig than Carrie Prejean has in her entire silicon-injected body.

Also, as history buffs will remember, in the '90s, even mild displays of affection between people of the same gender were prohibitively controversial for mass media (see Rosanne's would-be "gay kiss" and the total neutering of Tom Hanks and Antonio Banderas' relationship in Philadelphia). Which makes plainspoken celebrity statements like these so refreshing and valuable.

From former Dawson's Creek cutie Joshua Jackson:

"I believe in equal right for all people, so I absolutely believe in gay people's right to marry."

From pop warbler Rob Thomas:

"It's ridiculous that it's 2009 and we're still talking about it. That two people who love each other wouldn't be able to be married just seems barbaric."

From Connie Britton, who I've never heard of either, but apparently she's an actress on Friday Night Lights:

"I am 150 percent for gay marriage. I believe that people who love each other and want to get married should go get married. Period."

Some people may think, "What's the big deal? Of course Hollywood liberals are okay with gays!" These people should be reminded that despite Hollywood liberals' decade-spanning okayness with the gays, few people were ever willing to talk about it. Until recently, that is, and hoo-fucking-rah.

As for Carrie Prejean, she should know that being a braindead bimbo is not a get-out-of-bigotry-free card, as other braindead bimbos have proven surprisingly capable of grasping the basic facts of equal rights. From nebulous fauxlebrity Heidi Montag:

"I know in my heart that gays and lesbians should have the same government rights that Spencer and I will when we get married."

Or, as Dan likes to put it, we're winning. (Despite the increasingly despicable silence of our President.) Thank you, US.

 

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spoiler alert 1
never thought i'd say this, but hannah montana makes an excellent point.
Posted by spoiler alert on May 18, 2009 at 11:18 AM
JF 2
That mom from Friday Night Lights is MILF-tastic.
Posted by JF on May 18, 2009 at 11:29 AM
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Anyone who disagrees with me on gay marriage is a boneheaded bimbo.
Anyone who agrees with me on gay marriage is brilliant and brave.
Posted by Life Is Simple When You're A Narrow Minded Bigot ! on May 18, 2009 at 11:33 AM
David Schmader 4
Re: 3:

It should be noted that I do not think boneheaded bimbos should be deprived of any rights, except for the right to oppress gays and lesbians.

Or, there's a difference between being rude and being a bigot.
Posted by David Schmader on May 18, 2009 at 11:40 AM
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oh my GOD i HATE heidi montag. SHUT UP. surprising and nice to hear miley talk like that though.
Posted by isortofhateslog http://www.butidontmind.wordpress.com on May 18, 2009 at 11:41 AM
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@3: Actually, he called Heidi Montag a braindead bimbo and she agreed with him.

"As for Carrie Prejean, she should know that being a braindead bimbo is not a get-out-of-bigotry-free card, as other braindead bimbos have proven surprisingly capable of grasping the basic facts of equal rights. From nebulous fauxlebrity Heidi Montag: I know in my heart that gays and lesbians should have the same government rights tath Spencer and I will when we get married."
Posted by kyle on May 18, 2009 at 11:46 AM
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@2 is absolutely right. I'm a straight woman, and I think she is smoking hot.
Posted by Sheryl on May 18, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Max Solomon 8
this debate is causing me to hate marriage period.
Posted by Max Solomon on May 18, 2009 at 11:55 AM
StillNon 9
David, as a writer, you still consistently crack me up and amaze after years and years of reading. THANK. YOU.

You are totally the funniest while sharp:

"...a Disney-certified teen superstar with more legitimate influence in her discarded Hannah Montana wig..."
Posted by StillNon on May 18, 2009 at 12:31 PM
DyerStraightsGetIt 10
Well put, Schmadiepoo. The more gay marriage gets debated by people, the more it gets accepted.

Thank God for Carrie Prejean, bringing the issue of gay rights to millions of straight dudes with her irrelevant-to-the-issue-at-hand boobie scandal. How many people googling "carrie prejean nude" have ended up accidentally stumbling across persuasive gay marriage debates? Google Analytics says it's about 50 people at my humble blog; I would assume that the number is much higher for ya'll at Slog.

Maybe we should take this as a lesson? Attach nudity to any political debate if you want it to get talked about? Maybe if some of the unreleased torture photos had some Cheney nip slips...
Posted by DyerStraightsGetIt http://www.dyerstraightsgetit.com on May 18, 2009 at 12:32 PM
Donolectic 11
That Rob Thomas is dreamy.
Posted by Donolectic on May 18, 2009 at 12:49 PM
12
Interesting that Heidi Montag said that, since she supported Sarah Palin in the election (with matching Republican party swag for her fiance), so would theoretically be a Republican herself.
Posted by Miss M on May 18, 2009 at 12:52 PM
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interesting that 27% of gays voted for McCain/Palin
Posted by duh on May 18, 2009 at 1:03 PM
Vince 14
Hollywood has often lead the way to a more tolerant America. Some people just want to spend their time hurting other people. What's too bad is that they could be spending their time doing good for others instead. Being kind to others is supposed to be a bedrock of Christianity. They seldom show it. And this is just another example of the supposed "moral" people acting instead as cruel dictators.
Posted by Vince on May 18, 2009 at 1:17 PM
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If you are not watching Friday Night Lights then you are seriously missing out. It has eye candy for all! And makes me cry on a regular basis.
Posted by ams_ on May 18, 2009 at 1:31 PM
Dexter 16
MTV probably scripted Heidi's pro-marriage-equality comment. They own her.
Posted by Dexter on May 18, 2009 at 2:20 PM
Hernandez 17
@10 This is probably TMI, but in the process of Googling "Carrie Prejean Nude", I did in fact stumble upon a number of sites making strong, cogent arguments in favor of marriage equality.
Posted by Hernandez http://hernandezlist.blogspot.com on May 18, 2009 at 2:52 PM
DyerStraightsGetIt 18
@17 Being told I'm right is never TMI.
Posted by DyerStraightsGetIt http://www.dyerstraightsgetit.com on May 18, 2009 at 5:26 PM

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