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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Meanwhile In the Uncivilized World

Posted by on Sat, May 16, 2009 at 3:46 PM

Saudia Arabia, Iran, Nigeria, Jamaica, Russia...

Riot police broke up several gay rights demonstrations in Moscow on Saturday, hauling away scores of protesters hours before the capital hosted a major international pop music competition.

No injuries were reported, but the detentions could damage Russia's desire to be seen as a modern nation as it holds the finals of the Eurovision song contest, a cultural event televised around the world.

Equal treatment for gay citizens and tolerance of open homosexuality are, like a free press or democratic elections, identifying characteristics of healthy, stable, and just modern states. Russia is none of those thing. Lineout's Eurovision 2008 correspondents—Greit Verlinde and Terry Miller—saw this problem coming when Russia won Eurovision last year. (The winning country hosts the following year's contest.)

The only real smirch on this year's Eurovision is that a fascist political group made up of old guard politicians and new guard skin-heads, very popular in Serbia, volunteered to beat up and chase out of the country any and all gay fans that would show up for the competition. From what I have heard in news reports, it sounds like that didn't happen, but it's too bad that it had to even be threatened by the host country.

A bigger problem for Eurovision next year may be the fact that Russia won this year's competition. And if there could possibly be a country more fascistic and homophobic than Serbia, that country would be Russia.

This detail from the BBC raises existential issues...

Police in Russia have broken up a protest by gay rights activists in Moscow, staged to coincide with the final of the Eurovision Song Contest. Some 30 campaigners had gathered near a university in defiance of a ban on their march and many were dragged away by police when they shouted slogans.... A counter-demonstration by nationalist and religious groups was allowed to go ahead elsewhere in the Russian capital.

Can a demonstration really be described as a counter-demonstration if the demonstration that counter-demonstrators are there counter-demonstrating against isn't allowed to take place?

You can follow Eurovision developments—artistic and political—at Greit's blog. And here's hoping that some act from a sane country wins this year.

UPDATE: My wish comes true: The Norwegian violinist boy—the kid with the teeth, cheekbones, shaggy hair, and the apparent nosejob—won, so Eurovision 2010 will take place in the civilized world, in a sane liberal democracy. Fuck you, Russia. Here's the winning performance...

This year's winner looks a lot less plastic—and a bit less like a male Real Doll doll for Norwegian pedos—when he's not grinning like a maniac.

 

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1
Wait, I thought we were "winning"?
Posted by Hmm.. on May 16, 2009 at 4:06 PM
2
Sakis was robbed! Robbed!
Greece is sane and liberal. And warm! Unlike Norway...
People might keep their clothes on on stage next year, and then what will Eurovision come to?
Posted by Griet on May 16, 2009 at 5:01 PM
Original Monique 3
Greece was on our top list too. But seriously, Ukraine was the most entertaining. I mean a fucking drum solo on a chariot while being dragged by mostly naked men in gladiator costumes?!?!?! How did that not win?

Stupid Europe!
Posted by Original Monique http://www.facebook.com/notifications.php#/group.php?gid=124801948427 on May 16, 2009 at 5:30 PM
4
This from someone who can barely speak English properly!
Posted by Weekilter on May 16, 2009 at 5:44 PM
5
Hey would a spoiler warning have been too much to ask?! I am heading out to a friends place to get together and watch the Eurovision final tonight (Australian time) in about 8 hours. It sucks that I know who won. Drat.
Posted by Monika on May 16, 2009 at 6:01 PM
6
Uh, he's not really Norwegian. But on this lovely Lille Syttende Mai Aften, we'll just pretend he is.
Posted by Sven og Ole on May 16, 2009 at 6:02 PM
7
P.S. I hate this song. Can't get the damned thing out of my head.
Posted by Sven og Ole on May 16, 2009 at 6:04 PM
PedestrianMe 8
I was watching the contest online and caught the press conference afterward. A reporter asked the winner what he thought about the demonstrations. It was weird. He said, "I don't know why they chose to demonstrate tonight, nothing is more gay than the Eurovision." And everyone applauded.
Posted by PedestrianMe http://carfreeusa.blogspot.com on May 16, 2009 at 7:26 PM
Catalina Vel-DuRay 9
I think it was perfectly charming. Much better than any of that drivel on Armenian Idol, or whatever program it is that Mr. Vel-DuRay retreats to the basement to watch obsessively.

For one thing, I love the dancers. I would get five seconds into that routine and break a hip. I can't imagine doing the whole thing.

Then those backup girls are darling. I wish we still had hair like that in the states.

But that singer....Ooo la, la, la, la, la la.... Dreamy doesn't even begin to describe him. I love the way he plays the fiddle (whether he really plays it is inconsequential - he knows how to work it) plus I like the way he works this stupid song, and soldiers through to the end, where he sells it like Sondheim.

Bravo!
Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay http://www.danlangdon.com on May 16, 2009 at 7:28 PM
PedestrianMe 10
@6 - He's been in Norway since the age of four. C'mon.
Posted by PedestrianMe http://carfreeusa.blogspot.com on May 16, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Sargon Bighorn 11
English, they all sing in English now. Why not just have it in England all the time? Of course the bible is written in English so I guess it makes sense they sing in English. I miss the ancient past when the competitors had enough pride in their nation to sing in their native language. Heck next they'll demand Coke and Blue Jeans.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on May 16, 2009 at 8:50 PM
12
well now - I had no idea the International Twink machine was so good ...

Dan will be pleased ... and following the winner to the underear shot in the followup pr

cute, vapid, needed rutting deers somewhere on stage, and someone who looked like a dreamy wood cutter

the Russians have turned into fascist pigs, and there is surprise?

The contest is too weird from beginning to end - love it.

Bring it to Seattle Center - take note bumper people
Posted by Roman Vasnich on May 16, 2009 at 9:31 PM
Bauhaus I 13
I'm all for having international tastes in music, but what is it that you guys take that makes you like this Europop shit?
Posted by Bauhaus I on May 16, 2009 at 9:39 PM
14
Damn. And my lover is in Russia now. (Different city, but still). Fuck.
Posted by JudT on May 16, 2009 at 10:36 PM
15
Yeah, except this sweet boy wasn't that sweet to gays...
http://lowculture.co.uk/index.php/2009/0…
Posted by sadini on May 17, 2009 at 1:06 AM
Abby 16
@11: they don't all sing in English. Serbia's winner was in Serbian.

But yeah, Greece and Ukraine were totally robbed. Ukraine kicked ass. And giving the UK that many points will only encourage them to do more Andrew Lloyd Weber, which is a tragedy.
Posted by Abby on May 17, 2009 at 10:40 AM
COMTE 17
That's what I keep wondering @13. I mean, except for ABBA (didn't they win Eurovision once a zillion years ago?), have any of these performers OR their songs ever become bona fide successes?
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on May 17, 2009 at 10:58 AM
Abby 18
@17: it depends. I don't think it's launched a worldwide success like ABBA since ABBA, but some of the performers are bona fide successes in Europe like the guy who won for Russia last year.

But yeah, it's pretty terrible most of the time, which is the charm of the thing.
Posted by Abby on May 17, 2009 at 12:32 PM
Toad in the Hole 19
@17, Celine Dion won in 1988. But she was singing for Switzerland... Which is a travesty wrapped in a warm blanket of puke.
Posted by Toad in the Hole on May 17, 2009 at 1:42 PM
20
@10 in his interview with a Russian journalist on the You Tube clip in the link, his Russian was fairly accent free, though he messed up the word for embassy.
Posted by OlyEm on May 17, 2009 at 2:23 PM
21
Ukraine should have been the real winner. That performance was Britney good. And those boots...

Of course, my personal favorite was Malta's Chiara. Eurovision would be much more fun in Malta, a country with its own gay rights issues, but not nearly as bad as Russia.
Posted by Zach on May 18, 2009 at 6:05 AM
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And on Syttende Mai! Eat that, Russia. Gratulerer med dagen Norge!

BTW, the backup dancers? I cannot fucking believe my eyes. They're doing hopping planks after the first verse, and then doing more in sychronicity. I would pay one million dollars to lick the sweat off their rock-hard abs.
Posted by Miss M on May 18, 2009 at 6:34 AM
23
Dan, hi is from Belarus (this is why he won) which is as homophobic as Russia.
Posted by vote grabbers on May 19, 2009 at 9:32 AM

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